“qiaoyiqiao、kanyikanlei，xinxianchuludexianjiadanyao，baozhibaibing……yikezhiyao998，maileninbukui，chileninmanyiei……”
huachengdiyiyiyuandamenmaluduimian，yigechuandetulituqideqingnian，zhengdunzailubianyaohe，tamianqiandishangfangzheyigexiaociping，shangmianxiezhe“bailingdan”sangezi。
lubiandexingrendoubeixiyinguolai，yigedamakandaociping，“pu”deyishengjiupenle。
“xiaohuozi，zheiniantoumaijiayaoshouduandougaomingle，nizheiyangdebuxinga！”
zhangxiaoshiyitingda***quanshuo，dangchangjiujile。tadashengshuodao：“dama，wozheikebushimaijiayao，buxinnimaiyikechangchang，baozhengniyishendebingdoujinizhihaole！”
“我没病！”
大妈黑着脸走了。
weiguandeyigedayechenjishangqian，wendao：“xiaohuozi，nizheizhenshixianjiadanyao？”
“那是当然！”
zhangxiaoshideyideshuodao：“zheishiwoshifuyongmifalianzhi，kekedoushijipin，yaobushiwomeiqianle，danyaojueduibumai！”
dayeyoudianyidong，zhishihaimeidunxia，pangbianyigexiaohuozijiulazhuleta，eryujijuzhihou，dayejiuyilianjidandetuikaile。
zhangxiaoshijianzhuangbeiqidegouqiang，gancangyingyibandehandao：“bumaijiurangkai，biedanwuwozuoshengyi！”
renqunsanle，zhangxiaoshishenxikouqi，youkaishiyaohe，kexikanderenbushao，danyigeyaomaidedoumeiyou，jianzhijiushibatadangshuahoude。
handuolehuilei，zhangxiaoshijiuzuozailubiantaijieshangxiuxi。
zheishi，takandaoduimianyiyuanzouguolaiyigejinglideshenying，xiushendebaiseyundongfu，shencaihuodaobaozha，pububandeheizhangzhixiufapizaijianshang，yuanyuankanqurangrenyanqianyiliang。
zhangxiaoshizaikan，zhijiantameimuruhua，bidianyingshangdedamingxingdoupiaoliang。
meinvjingzhichaozhezhangxiaoshizouguolai，dangtayiweizijihuibeixingyunnvshenjuangudeshihou，renjiaguailegewan，daolelubianyiliangbaoshilansedemashaladipangbian，zhengzaitaoyaochi。
“好美啊！”
zhangxiaoshimeirenzhugantanleyiju。
meinvtingdaole，feimoudengletayiyan。
zhangxiaoshibuyiweiyi，dingzherenjiazhangkoujiushuo：“meinv，niyoubing！”
“你才有病呢！”
meinvdengletayiyan，jixuzhaoyaochi。
zhangxiaoshixiaohehedeshuodao：“meinv，nizhenyoubing，erqiebingdebuqing。nishibushishichangtouyunmuxuan，erqiejingchangbanzheqiangliedefutong？”
meinvjingedezhuanguoshen，wendao：“nizenmezhidao？nidiaochawo？”
“我是医生啊！”
zhangxiaoshideyidexiaodao：“wangwenwenqieshiyizhezuijibendeshouduan，woyiyanjiunengkanchuniyoushenmebing！”
meinvchayidekanzheta，xindaonandaozheixiaozizhenyoudianshuiping？
taqueshiyoubing，erqieshifeichanghanjiandeyichuanbing，muqindebinggengjiayanzhong，fuqinqinglewushumingyidoumeiyong，muqinyijingbunengxiachuangle。zijiyongbulejinianjiuhuigenmuqinyiyang……
“那你帮我看看！”
meinvbenzheshishidexintai，laidaolezhangxiaoshimianqian，dantajiezhequeshuo：“ruguonikanbuchulaiwodaodishishenmebing，kebieguaiwofabiao！”
zhangxiaoshikanzhetademeiyan，dishengxiaodao：“yaoshikanbuchulai，wozijizhuanshenjiuzou！”
shuowanbilegeshoushi，yaotanmai。
meinvdiandiantou，zhengyaobashoushenchuqu，shenhouquechuanlailejiaohansheng。
“娇娇……”
yigechuanzhexizhuang，daizheyanjingdejiahuopaoleguolai，xianmeideduimeinvshuodao：“biezouma，zhengqiaokuaidaozhongwule，woqingnichifan！”
“xuzhe……nizenmegenlaile？”
gujiaojiaoxiumeiweizhou，chenshengdao：“baoqian，womeikong！”
xuzhebuzaihu，fengdupianpiandexiaodao：“jiaojiao，gujiagenxujiasuanshishijiao，zanmenliangyinggaiduoqinjincaishi！”
gujiaojiaodunshiheilelian，danzhangxiaoshimingxiankandao，neishuangqiushuibandemeimoushanguoyisitongchu，ranhoutajiuwuzhuduzidunzaidishang。
犯病了？
zhangxiaoshijianzhuangmeitouyitiao，qiangzaixuzhezhiqianchongguoqufuzhulegujiaojiao。
“jiaojiao，nizenmele？”
zheihuoshenmedoubuguan，tingdao“jiaojiao”zheigemingzijiuluanhan。pangbianxuzhekandenurongmanlian，dangchanghechidao：“xiaozi，niganshenme，kuaifangkaijiaojiao！”
zhangxiaoshicailandelita，chenjijigujiaojiaotanmai。
gujiaojiaoetoujianhan，wuzheduzitongkudeshuodao：“yao、cheshangyouyao！”
“我去给你拿药！”
xuzhexionghendedenglezhangxiaoshi，zhuanshenjiuwangcheshangpao。
zhangxiaoshijiejitanmaiwanbi，zhoumeidao：“meinv，nizheibinghenqiguaia，daiwojinihaomai！”
gujiaojiaofajuezhangxiaoshilouzheziji，likelengshengdao：“xiexienifuwo，mafanrangkai！”
zhangxiaoshibulihui，zaiciqinzhuletadexiaoshou，ranhouyizhiqiemai。
“让开！”
gujiaojiaoqiji，yonglizhengzha。
dantacaiyaoyongli，yigunuannuandereliudunshicongshoubeiyongjinshenti，suoguozhichudejifudoushinuanyangyangde，shufudebuxing。
dengdaonuanliujinrushenti，dunshirangtashenyinchusheng——
“啊……不要！”
zheiyishengjianzhiyaolezhangxiaoshideqinming，chadianzouhuorumo。
xiaoniudeshengyintaihaotingle！
zhangxiaoshianangantan，ranhoujiushilehuai，tigaoleyicenggongli……
“呃……嗯！”
gujiaojiaodunshiganjuequanshenxiangshihuoyanranshao，rangtabuyouzizhudejiaochulesheng。
tasimingdeyaoyarenzhu，shengpazijizaifachuxiuchideshengyin。
lubiandexingrenkandaozhangxiaoshilouzheyigedameinv，meinvyoumantoushihan，dunshiweilongguolai，youzhangdebucuodehaixiangshangqianbangmang。
zhangxiaoshicaibuhuirangbierenchayijiao，zaicijiaqianggongli。
“你给我滚开！”
sheicengxiang，huailidemeinvjurandahouyisheng，yibajiangzhangxiaoshituikailaoyuan。
zhongrenquandoumengle，shenmeqingkuang？
zhangxiaoshiyexiangwen，zijixiuliandeshishifuchuanshoudewujizhangshenggong，zaishimensuozaidedaqingshanjiaoxia，dabianshilibacundewudishoua！
我去，她也是武者？
zhangxiaoshixiangqilaile，gangcaizhenqizaimeinvtineitandaoleyisiyiyangdeqiliu，zhishiwanquanbeizhenqinianya，tajiumeizaiyi……
cike，gujiaojiaozhanghonglelian，meimoudingzibandedingzhuzhangxiaoshi，bantianhuranlengxiaodao：“haoxiaozi，jurangandiaoxiwo，zhidaowoxingshenmema？”
“啥？”
zhangxiaoshizhuazhuatou，xiaodexiangshicongcunchulaidedahaizi，shifenhanhou。
gujiaojiaobeitadewaibiaomihuozhu，zhouzhemeihuaiyishibushizijifanyingguodu，shuobudingrenjiashizaibangzhuziji，bijingfanbingdetongku，quandoubujianlea！
danzaizheishi，xuzhenazheyaopaoleguolai，lishenghedao：“chouxiaozi，nitemexiangsishibushi，zhidaotashisheima？”