“gaosuni，tashihuachenggufeipengdedushengnver，gujiaojiao！”
huayinchuankai，weiguanderenqun“shua”dequandoutuikailaoyuan，dishanghailiuzheyizhituoxie，buzhidaosheidiaode。
zhangxiaoshicongweiguanrenqundefanyingkan，zijichuanghuole！
“neigesha，wojiushijianyiyongwei，buyongganxiea……baibai！”
这货转身就要跑。
“诶呦……”
shenhouchuanlailejiaodidideshenyinsheng，rangzhangxiaoshixinyangnanshou，zhihaoyouzhuanguoshenlai。
gujiaojiaoyiliantongku，yaowangdishangdun，pangbianxuzhexiangshijianleliewudelaohu，zhijieyaopuguoqu。
“呔，住手！”
zhangxiaoshiyishengduanhe，hedexuzheyigeliejujiushuaidaole。
zhangxiaoshiyishanshenlouzhugujiaojiao，hanhoudexiaodao：“meinva，wozheiliyouxianjiadanyao，baozhibaibing，zhiyao998，baozhunnisantianneikangfu！”
gujiaojiaorentonglengxiaodao：“wojizhunidelianle，zhanwobianyihaimaijiayao，benxiaojieyaoweiminchuhai！”
张小石：“……”
zhangxiaoshiwanwanmeixiangdaohuailideniuzheimelie，taopaodeniantouzaiyicigaozhang。
zhishitahaimeilaidejifuzhushishi，gujiaojiaoyoudishengshenyinqilai，shengyinxiangshishoushangdexiaomao，youxiangshizai……
zhangxiaoshidaochouyikouliangqi，qiangzizhendingjixutanmai。
tahurandengdayanjing，yadishengyinshuodao：“meinv，nizheibushiputongdebinga，sanyinjingmaibutong，yangqibuchang，jiayishirinibidinghuiwochuangbuqi，jiusuanyongyangqichongzudeyaocaidiaozhe，yejiushihuodaosishilaisuia！”
gujiaojiaobeizhenjingle，zhanshengwendao：“nikanchushenme？”
“三阴绝脉！”
zhangxiaoshishuangmufangguang，mingminghuailishigemeinv，dantaquexiangshikandaolegengmeidemeiren。
gujiaojiaobeijingdexiaozuizhangda，sanyinjuemaishigemimi，zhiyoufuqinheyiweishenmidelaodaoshizhidao，qitarenjueduibuzhidao！
“你叫什么名字？”
她忽然问道。
zhangxiaoshibuxiangshuo，paremafan，danzhiliaosanyinjuemaiduitalaishuo，youhuolijianzhiwuyulunbi。
jiujielebantiantacaishuo：“zhangxiaoshi，shitoudeshi……”
“给我看身份证！”
“……”
chouponiangshidengzhebaofushiba？
zhangxiaoshiguzuoxiongedeshuodao：“meinv，cikenitangzaiwohuaili，bupawoqifuni？”
“不……”
gujiaojiaohuadoumeishuowan，pangbianxiangqileyishengdahou：“fangsi，jiaojiaowolaijiuni！”
zhangxiaoshiwuyudetaitou，zhijianzhiqianneigexuzhezhengchongguolai……
“阿达！”
xuzhehanchulelixiaolongdezhaopaihousheng，ranhouduizhezhangxiaoshifeiqijiushiyijiao，zishiwanquanmeiyoulixiaolongdexiaosaliluo，wanruliumangdajia。
zhangxiaoshilouzhegujiaojiaoyizhuanshenjiushankaile。
“嘭！”
xuzhezhanlibuwen，yitouzhuangzaileshushang，dangchangzuodaozaidi。
“xiongtai，nimeishiba，suiranneikeshuzhiyouwankoucu，danniyebunengkanbudaoa！”
zhangxiaoshizazazui，juedezijidenaomenyeteng。
xuzewenyantengdiyixiatiaoleqilai，bugunaomenhongzhong，dahoudao：“xiaozi，fangkaijiaojiao，fouze……fouzewojiugaosujiaojiaodefuqin，rangtajiaojibaigehunhunkansini！”
zhangxiaoshikuxiaobude，weixiehenkepa，danzanmennengbunengbuyaohujiahuwei？
“neigesha，woyaojijiaojiaozhibing！”
zhangxiaoshiditoukankangujiaojiao，yilianyansu。
gujiaojiaozhifanbaiyan，danmeimouyizhuan，biandishengdao：“xuzhe，mafannibuyaozailaijiuchanwole，wojuedezheigexiaoshuaigebucuo，dasuanrangtajiwozhibing，shuobudinghainengfazhanyixiaganqing！”
徐哲当场呆住。
zhangxiaoshiqidezhixiangbagujiaojiaorengchuqu。
“laozihaoxinjiuni，niquebawodangdangjianpai，zheibushikengrenma！”tayaoyadigu。
gujiaojiaotengtongdeyilianhanshui，queyijiushuaijizhangxiaoshiyige“jinihaokan”deyanshen。
zhangxiaoshiwunai，zhihaocongdoulitaochuyaoping，“zheishiwoshifulianzhidebailingdan，baozhibaibing……e，duinidebing，xiaoguozhinengezhizuoyong，xiangchedizhihao，wodemanmanpeiyao！”
shuowandaochuyikeheibuliudiudexiangshiyangshideyaowanzaizhangxinshang。
gujiaojiaokanzhejiufanexin，bizhezuibuxiangchi。
“不可以！”
zhenghaozheishixuzhedahouyisheng，tagancuijiupiekaitoule。
xuzhechongshanglaizhizhezhangxiaoshidebizi，houdao：“jiaojiao，zheixiaozijiushigemaijiayaode，wozaiyiyuanloushangjiukandaotale，niqianwanbunengchitadeyao！”
gujiaojiaohenxiangdiantou，danbuxiangbeixuzhejiuchan，qiangrenzhebudong。
zhangxiaoshipiezuidao：“sheishuozheishijiayao？chiyikejiuzhidaoxiaoguole！”
“不行！”
xuzhenurongmanmian，quedayilinrandedao：“zhenyaodeyoushengchanxukezheng，niyouma？”
这个真没有！
zhangxiaoshiqieleyishengdao：“zuchuanmiyaozhidaobu？”
shuowantabudengxuzhefandui，shandianbandeyifanshou，bayaosaijinlegujiaojiaozuili。
“美女，998！”
gujiaojiaozuilihanzheyao，dunshiganjuechilebabayiyangnanshou，dengyuanleshuangmouyilianjingkong。
taxiangyaotuchulai，raneryaowanhenkuaihuadiao，bianchengyigureliujinleduzi……
“**啊！”
xuzhekandehunfeitianwaidemoyang，dajiaozhechongshanglai。
zhangxiaoshilouzhegujiaojiao，yishanshenyouduokaile。
zheicixuzhemeizhuangdaoshu，tamengdizhuanshen，zaicipuguolai。
“zailaiwodongshoulea！”
张小石皱眉道。
“nibajiaojiaofangkai，tashiwodenvpengyou！”
xuzhedanu，ranhouzhuanshenjiupao。
zhangxiaoshikanlengzhule，“zheinimashishenmecaozuo？”
takanzhexuzhe，zhijianzheijiahuopaochuqushijimi，chongjinyijiawujindian，suihoujuranzhuazheyigenlvhejinguantiaolechulai，shuangshouzhuazhezhibenzijierlai。
找武器？
zhangxiaoshikuxiaobude，xinshuozheifuerdaizhenkeai！
xuzhelaishixiongxiong，banlushanghuiwuzhelvhejinguandahoudao：“fangkaijiaojiao，fouzelaozijinikaipiao！”
zhangxiaoshiwunaiyaotou，ditoukankanshensemilidegujiaojiao，ciyaxiaodao：“meinv，nijiwoqianwojiuzou，baozhengbujiuchanni！”
“嗯……做梦！”
gujiaojiaoyizhangzuijiufachulebukemiaoshudeshengyin，tasisiyaozheyacaibaxiangshuodeshuochulai。
“wodeyaoa，baixiale！”
zhangxiaoshixiangku，louzhegujiaojiaodeyao，satuijiupao。
“啊……”
gujiaojiaojinghuangzhixiayoufachulebukemiaoshudeshengyin，bennengdelouzhulezhangxiaoshidebozi。
“别跑！”
徐哲撒腿就追。
qijingchuxianle，yigechuandetulituqixiangshinongmingongdejiahuo，huailihuaibaoyigedameinvkuangben，shenhouyigechuanzheguangxiandefuerdailinzhegunzizhui。
zhiqianweiguanneixierenduozaigegejiaoluoli，quandoukandeyilianzhenjing。
这尼玛是什么情况？