wozhoujinlemeitouzhanqishenjujuedao：“buhaoyisi，wowanshanghaiyoushiyaozuo！”
sheiyaozuotadewubandoudeliangtianchibuxiafanba！
wozoudaomenkouturanyanqianyihei，zaifanyingguolaiquefaxianzuohuilezuoweishang。
yitaitou，youkandaoleduizhewojimeinongyandechutianba。
“lintangzhou，jintianwanshangwoyaozaiwodehaohuayoulunshangkaishengriparty，xianzaiwoyaoqingniqucanjia！haohaobiaoxian，shuobudingninengyouxingchengweiwodewuban！”
wojingedekanzhechutianba，zheishenmeqingkuang，juqingzhongxian？
拒绝不了么？
woyoujujueletayici，meixiangdaochutianbayouzhongfuleyibianganggangdehua，erqieyizibucuo。
“wozhidaole，wohuiqude！”wopailepainaodai，fandeyaosi。
zhendeshi，xitongjiwoanpaideshigeshenmejuqing，haibunengjujuele。
“heng，nijueduibuhuibibengongzhugengjiayaoyande！lintangzhou，nijibengongzhudengzhe！”
shamateponiangturanjuezhezui，yibazhangpaidaolewozhuozishang，ranhoushenglayingzhuaidebachutianbalazoule。
“xiaojie，womengaihuijiale！”
songwoshangxuedezhangshuturanzoujinlejiaoshi，tayinggaishizhuanmenzhaoguzaixuexiaodeyuanzhude。
“zheikejiushangwanle？”wochiyidekanzhezhangshu。
nayougaozhongyitianjiushangyijiekede，zheizuozheshixiaoxueshengmeishangguogaozhongba！
“xiawusandianzhonghaiyouyijiezhubaojianshangkecheng，xiaojiekeyihuijiachigewufan，xiuxiyixiazailaishangke！”zhangshuxiaodeyiliancixiang。
womimihuhudehuidaolejia，wufanyezhichileyidianjiufankunle。
yebuzhidaoshiyuanzhushentiyuanyinhaishibiede，wojiushiturankundeshangxiayanpizhidajia。
“tangtang，wodenvera~~”
“wuwuwu······”
“wokeliandenver，haineimenianqing，zenmejiuxiangbukaileni······”
menglongzhong，woganjuedaozijideshentipiaoleqilai，huanghuangyouyoudehuidaolexianshishijie。
wokandaole“wo”，zhunquelaishuoshiwodeshiti。
womamaguipazaibingchuangshangkudeyanjinghongzhong，wobabazhanzaimamashenhoulianshangleihenweigan。
tangzaibingchuangshangde“wo”lianseqingbai，zuichunyinghong，lianshangdebiaoqingquebingbupinghe。
erchenyiming，wohendaoguzilidegounanrenjingranzaiwobingchuangqianxingxingzuotaidemozheyanjing，haishibushianweizhewobama！
妈的！
zheizhongzasuiweishenmehainenghaohaodehuozhe，woqideshenchushouquqiachenyimingdebozi，danshiwoquechuanguoletadeshenti。
woditoukanlekan，cishiwozhenggerendoushihuipupude，bingbushishiti。
wohuangleshen，kuzheguizaiwobamamianqian，wodashenghuhanzhetamen，keshitamentingbudao，yekanbudaowo。
wowangtangzaibingchuangshangde“shiti”tiequ，quebeiyiguqiangdadechilituikai。
“mama······”
“tangtangbaobeia······”
wozhengkaiyanjingkandaolezhengzaimoyanleidezhangyue，wohuangusizhoufaxianzijihaizaixiaoshuoshijieli。
wuzhu、beitongdeganjueshunjianbawobaoweile。
“baobeia，nizenmele，buyaohemamia······”
zhangyuekandaowoxingleyixiazijiubaozhulewo。
“mami，womeishi，wojiushimengdaonibuyaowole！”wojiezhezhangyuedejianbangtongkuqilai。
woyidingyaobaochou，buguanfuchushenmedaijiawodouyaochenyimingbuhaoguo。
“shagua，mamizenmehuibuyaonini，bukule，bukule，doushizuomengni！”zhangyueqingqingdipaizhewodehoubei，anfuzhewo。
woturanmingbaile，aiqingzaiqinqingmianqianshenmedoubushi，aiqingkaobuzhuyoushangrenxin。
yiqianshiwotaishale，genchenyimingzaiyiqizhihouwojiuhenshaopeiwobabamamale，xianzaixianglaiyiqiandezijikezhenshichundaojiale！
“lintangzhou，nihaihaoba！”
tingdaochutianbademoyinwoyixiazijiuhuifulelizhi。
“wokao······”
wokandaozhangyuejingyademuguangganjingaikou，“wokaozhechuangyanshuizhele，douwanglehaiyaoshangkeni！”woxiliuyixiabizi，hehexiaoleliangsheng。
“xiaoshagua，haishuomenghuani，yijingdaowanshanglea！”zhangyuegualeguawodebizi，yilianchongni。
“jidianle？”woananyaoya，xinlifaxu，zheishishenmeqingkuang，zenmeshijianzongshiduibushangni？
“badianzheng，partyyijingkaishile，wokannimeiyoulaijiutediguolaikankan！”chutianbatiaoletiaomei，yirujiwangdeyouni。
“tangtang，renjiachuwangzidouqinzilaijienile，niganjinqichuangqucanjiapartyba！”zhangyueroulerourouwodenaodaihanzhaoyibangwochuanyidaban。
youshiyitaofansuodezhuangbanchengxu，dengwogenchutianbachumenyijingjiudianzhongle！
“wandekaixine，honey！”
wokanzhezhanzaimenkouduiwohuishou，yilianxingfendezhangyuejianzhiyaohuaiyirenshengle。
huashuo，zheiyuanzhuyecaishiliusuiba，tajiameiyoumenjinyejiusuanle，wanshangjiudianzhonghaibanvertuichuqucanjiapartyyoushishenmesaocaozuo？
“nimamahenxihuanwoni！yeshi，xiangwoshenfenzheimezunguideren，nenggenwozhanshangyixingbandiandeguanxiyeshinimenzhigaowushangderongyaole！”
zuozaicheshangchutianbayilianbuxiedekanzhewo。
sheijitadeyongqirangtashuochulaizheizhonggoupide，woxinlizaojiubazheishudezuozhezuzongshibadaiwenhouyibianle。
“ganwen，ninlaoshinaguodewangzi？”
“zhuawaguo！”chutianbawaizhezuijiaoziyiweihenyoumeilidexiaole。
tazheiyixiaochadianerbawojisongzoule，tawaizhezuixiaoqilaideyangzixiangjileciyaliezuidezhanglianpaozi。
“hehe！beihedaoleba！nenggenwoshuojuhuadoushiputongrenbishengzuidademengxiangle，ninengdedaowodeguanzhuyinggaigandaowubixingfu！”
hehetagedatougui，haigentashuojuhuadoushimengxiang，hetui！
youzheizhongmengxiangderendeshiduomeizhuiqiua！
wochoulechouzuijiao，buzaishuohua。
haoburongyidaolemudedi，woquebeiyanqiande“haohuayoulun”hedaole。
“hehe，zenmeyang，shibushihenzhenjing！”chutianbayoushizhizhangyixiao，zhizhemianqiande“haohuadayoulun”shuo：“zheiyangdehaohuadayoulunquanshijiezhiyouliangsou，qizhongyisoujiushiwode！”
楚天霸一脸骄傲！
wochuilechuixiongkou，zhuangzuohenjingyadewendao：“neilingyisoushibushizailiuliyue~anjilina~bingxuedieyinggongzhujiani？”
chutianbaliaoleliaoyoudenengchaocaideliuhaidao：“xiangbudaonihaitingcongming！”
wobaiyandouyaofandaotianshangqule，wanedemalisuxiaoshuobudoushizheiyangme！
而且······
woyouzixikanlekanneilvyouyoude“haohuadayoulun”，xinlizhimaniang。
kao，zheimingmingjiushiwajuejigaizaodehaoma！
zheizuozheyezhenshide，tameijianguodedongxijiubuyaoxielea！fahuishenmeguimaxiangxianglia！