liubangliezuiyixiao,shuodao:
“weisha,haibushiyinweizanjiayouzheigetiaojianma!
wozheiyitianshenmeshidoubuyongzuo,jiuyouchiyouhe,yangniyigeyebuduo。
nishiwoshenniang,nengzhaoguwoweishabuzhaogu?
yaoshiwochibushangfan,neijiulingshuo。
huoxuhuiqunijiataokoufanchi,laizainijiabuzou。
daoshihounipashigandouganbuzouwo。”
zhangfeizaimenkoutingdelianliandiantou,liubangzheihuashuodeshizai,laozhangaiting!
buguanshipengyouhaishiqinren,jiuyinggaizheiyanghuxiangbangchen。
zheicaishianlaozhanggaijiejiaoderen!
“deranni…xiexienile。”
liumuyanzhongxianchuleihua,tacaifaxian,yuanlaizijiadazhizishigezheibanhaoderen。
guoqulaixiangxuandetaozhai,huoxuyeyoutadekuzhongba。
xuandeyeshibuzhengqi,tiantianmaicaoxie,yebuzhidaobataxiongzhangdeqianjihaishang。
“shenniang,wuxukeqi。”
liubangfangfojuedezijizuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi,huitouduizhangfeixiaodao:
“翼德,可以了。
咱喝酒去!”
zhangfeilianshangyexianchuxiaorong,shuodao:
“好嘞!
喝酒去!”
zhangfeizhiqiantongyigenliubanghejiu,neishibiezheyigujingxiangguandaoliubang。
xianzaizeshizhenxinxianggenliubangjiaogepengyou。
“shunzi,nibaneiheigouzaile!
womenjintianqumanxianglouchi,rangmanxiangloudedachubazheigouroujizuole。”
shunzitidaoshangqian,neibeibangzaishushangdeheigoudunshiziyaliezui,duizheshunzikuangfei。
shunziyishibuzhigairuhexiashou,shengpabeiheigoujiyaole。
zhangfeikanchushunzidejiongpo,shouyishenduishunzidao:
“badaojian,anlaizaizheichusheng!”
顺子对张飞道:
“shibude,nishizhujiadeguike,zenmenengrangnidongshouni?”
张飞笑道:
“shenmekebukede,anlaozhangyitianzuishaozaiyitouhuozhu!
shagegoueryi,shunshoudeshi!”
刘邦也对顺子道:
“wozheihaoxiongdixiangzaigou,nijiurangtalai。
qiebukehuailewoxiongdideyaxing。”
shunzideliubangzhiming,badaojiaojilezhangfei。
liubangbaozhejianbang,raoyouxingqudekanzhezhangfei。
zheituzhuzaigouzhibei,zuiduitaliubangdepiqi。
“汪汪汪!
汪汪!
汪…呜…”
yuanbenziyakuangfeideheigou,jianzhangfeixiangtazoulai,feijiaoshengbianchenglekongjudewuyan。
zhangfeiyidaoxiaqu,jiujiangheigoudehoulongzhanpo,gancuililuo!
“好!”
刘邦抚掌大笑:
“yidehaogongfu,zhenmengjiangye!”
tingleliubangdekuazan,zhangfeibuhaoyisidinaolenaotou,shuodao:
“anzheijiaoshagongfu,anzhishishazhuliande。”
“翼德别谦虚。”
liubangyibazhuazhulezhangfeideshou,duishunzidao:
“kuaibaheigoushoushile,jintianwoyaogenyideyizuifangxiu!”
shunzihejigexiaosiqishoubajiaodijiangheigoushoushituodang,liubangzhizheyitiaogoutuishuodao:
“zheitiaotuiliuxia,liujiwoshenniangchi。
shengxiadedousongdaomanxianglou!”
liubangdayaodabai,daizhezhongrenwangmanxianglouzouqu。
jieshangyouxieyouxiahunhunjianliubangrucizhenzhang,chuyanwendao:
“liuderan,nimenzheishiqunaa?”
“去满香楼!”
liubangzhizhexiaosinazhedeheigou,xiaodao:
“吃黑狗肉!
你们去不去?”
youxiamianmianxiangqu,xianzaibinghuangmaluande,fandouchibubao,haiyourouchi?
“liuderan,ciyandangzhen?”
“自然当真!
woliuderanshenmeshihoushuoguojiahua?
nimenjiushuoqubuquba!”
“去!
当然去!”
“jiushi,sheibuqusheishishazi!”
jigeyouxiagenshangleliubang,shunzideliansedunshiyiku。
tacoudaoliubangshenhou,xiaoshengshuodao:
“zhujia,zanzheiheigourouyebugoufena…
zheimeduorengenzanyiqiqumanxianglou,dehuaduoshaoqian?”
“钱?
woliuderanshichaqianderenma?”
shunzibutixingbianba,tazheimeyitixing,liubangfandaogengqijingle。
liubangzhenbeiyihu,duizhejieshangdexingrendao:
“jintianwoliuderanqingdajiachifan!
xiangchiroude,dougenwolaimanxianglou!”
jieshangdeyouxia、hunhunwenyanliangyanfangguang,quanbugenleshanglai。
liubangshenhouderenyuejuyueduo。
weiyouyigeshenzhelvsebuyidehonglianhanzikaozhebanche,shouliwozheyizhangcubing,fangzaikouzhongken。
mianduiqumanxianglouchiroudeyouhuo,honglianhanziwanquanwudongyuzhong。
zheihanzishenqugaoda,kaozaineilidouxiandeshenzihenzhang。
tahaixuzhesanchizhangran,xiangmaozheshibusu。
zheidengxiangmao,likeyinqileliubangdezhuyi。
fanxiangmaobusuzhe,jieyoufeitongchangrenzhineng。
liubangdangjibiancouleguoqu,duihanzidao:
“dajiadougenwoqumanxianglouhejiuchirou,niweihebuqua?”
honglianhanzimizheyanjingkanleliubangyiyan,yijiukenzheshouzhongcubing,shuodao:
“guanmoubuchijielaizhishi。”
liubanglengxiaoyisheng,shuodao:
“不吃嗟来食?
woziyoubanfarangnitongwoqianqu!”
honglianhanziwenyanlianseyileng,shuodao:
“neimouruojiushibuqu,nidairuhe?”
zheishihouzhanzailiubangshenhoudezhangfeiyenule,zhizheguanyudao:
“nizheihonglianhanzenruciwuli?
anxiongzhangqingniquchijiu,shihaoshi。
nibulingqingyejiubale,haiduianxiongzhanglengyanlengyu!
mofeiqianlaozhangquantoubuying?”
zhuoxianzhangtuhu,xionghanneishichulemingde。
keyanqiandehonglianhanzijiushibupata,yijiukaozaibancheshangchibing,shuodao:
“rudequantouying,guanmoudequantou,yeweichangbuying。”
honglianhanzizheijuhuadunshibazhangfeirehuole。
“haohaohao,niquantouyeyingshiba!
wokannishibuxiangchirou,xiangchianlaozhangdequantoule!
niyebudatingdating,zheizhuoxiansheiburendeanlaozhang!”
zhangfeishuoba,jiuxiangshangqianjiaoxunhonglianhanzi,quebeiliubangyibalazhu。
“行了!
翼德!
chifanshigaoxingdeshier,darenzuoshenme?
zheishiertingwode,haojiejue。”
liubanganxiazhangfei,duihonglianhanzidao:
“刚刚说到哪了?
nibuchijielaizhishi,shiba?”
红脸汉子淡然道:
“是又如何?”
“那就好办了。”
liubangdangjidunxiashen,yibazhuaizhuhonglianhanzideshou,yilianzhenchengdikanzhetadao:
“我请你吃,不对…
woqiuni,woqiunigenwodaomanxianglouhejiuchirou。
nijiudangjiwogemianzi,bangwogemang,xingma?”
“这…”
honglianhanzishichiruanbuchiyingdexingge,liubanglaizheiyixia,zhijiebatajigaomengle。
huazheqianqiuzheren,qingduifanghejiuchirou?
zaizheizaihuangniantou,zheishiduoxinxiana!
pianpianzheizhonglipudeshijiufashengzaizijishenshangle,honglianhanzizenmexiangdoujuedebutuo。
ketayishijianyoubuzhigairuhejujue,zhinengshuodao:
“我还在贩绿豆。
zheilvdoumeimaiwan,wobunengzou。”
zhangfeiwenyanzaiyerenbuzhule,shuodao:
“anxiongzhangdouqiudaonitoushangle,nihaituisanzusi。
你这人忒不爽利!”