第1章

“nihao,woshiyinengzheyuyaojingguanlizhongxinyuangongwangxiaoshuai,zheishiwodegongzuozheng。”

“niyuzuotianlingchenyishi,zaijiangjingluyiduanouda、konghe、rumarenleixingmingmajun,dengjibianhao:200380demayao。”

“zaiduifangyijinggaozhini,tashizaiwomenzhongxinjinxingguodengji,xiangyouputongrenquanyideyaojinghou,nirengranmeiyoutingzhifanzuixingwei。”

“genjuzhongxinyuguanfangdachengdehezuoxieyi,zhongxinyongyouduiyaojingheyinengzhedezhifaquan,suoyiqingnipeihewodezhifa。”

“zaiwoshudaosanzhiqian,ruguonihaimeiyoubaotoudunxia,wojiangduinicaiquqiangzhicuoshi。”

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wangxiaoshuaishuodemeigezitadourenshi。

danzuhezaiyiqihou,tafaxiantatingbudongrenhuale。

jitianqian,zaishenshanlixiuxingleershiniandeyechenshengongdacheng,suijibeishifuganxialeshan。

yechenanzhaoshifujidedizhilaidaojiapingshi,zhunbeitoukaotadeshijiezhouqingcheng。

zuotianyechendaolezhoujia,jieguoshijiebuzaijia,tahaibeishijiegouyankanrendidemeimeiqizoule。

erjiuzaiyechenwanghuizoushi,kanjianyesexiayouyipimayaozhengzailushangkuangben。

yechenpamayaoshanghaidaoshijieyijiaren,bianchushoujiaoxunletayidun。

bingqiejinggaota,buxuzaichuxianzairenleidehuodongfanweizhinei,fouzeshawushe。

zaiyechenderenzhili,yaojingjiugailirenyueyuanyuehao。

tamingmingzuoleyijiantiandadehaoshi。

jieguonigaosuwo,yaojingkeyiherenyiqishenghuo?

hainengxiangshouputongrendequanyi?

nimenchenglirenkezhenhuiwan。

“你……”

“三。”

wangxiaoshuaibachupeidaizaiyaojiande**,juqiangjiushe。

yechenshanshenduokaimazuizhen,yanshenfennudekanxiangwangxiaoshuai:

“一和二呢?!”

“zaiwozheilimeiyouyiheer,meiyoumashangbaotoudunxiajiushijubu,niyaobufuqijiuqutousuwo。”

王小帅理直气壮道。

zhongxinheguanfangshihezuoguanxi,zhiyaozhongxinshouguiju,guanfangyibanbuzenmeguanzhongxin。

yaotousutayezhinengquzhongxintousu。

daoshihoujiushitangxiaherenzhuanggaobenguan。

怕个逑。

shuohuashiwangxiaoshuaiyijingshanghaolemazuizhen,ranhoutaishouyoushiyiqiang。

yechenzaiciduokai,suihouyiquandazhonglewangxiaoshuaidexiongkou。

铛!

zheiyiquanershiniandegongli,huanzuoputongrenyijingbeidafeile。

danwangxiaoshuaizhanzaiyuandiwensibudong,fanershiyechenganjuezijideshoumale,tengdeziyaliezui。

zheirangyechenyishidaoleqingkuangbumiao,zhuanshenfeikuaidepaodaoyangtaishang,yuqifeixingtaolilegongyu。

ershiniandekulian,zhongyuzaijintianpaishangledayongchang。

wokeshifenglingzongdishijiudaichuanren。

想要抓我?

没那么容易!

feiyuanhou,yechendeyidehuitouyikan——

ranhoushunjianganjuemaogusongran。

RPG!

轰!!!

xiaoyansanquhou,wangxiaoshuaiditoukanjianhunshenjiaoheideyechenyijingzhuirulouxiadehuatanzhong,yunleguoqu。

跑的挺快。

还好我技高一筹。

wangxiaoshuaijianghuojiantongshoujinkongjianjiezhi,zhuanshenzouchulegongyu。

xialouhou,yigenaodaishuodawubi,zhangzheyizhangfoxiangliandeguangtouyijingbayechenkangzailejianshang:

“xiaoshuai,niyouxinshia,zenmejintiandebananshoufarucibaozao。”

wangxiaoshuaidiaozheyan,yangtianzhangtan:

“哎~我失恋了。”

“niyoutanguolianaima?buhuishidanfangmianshilianba?”

“……你再骂?”

……

wangxiaoshuaihefotouliaozhetianzoujintingchechang,bayechensaijinleyilianghongqijiaochedehoubeixiangli。

likaizhiqian,fotouqiazheshouzhi,zuiliniantaoleyiju:

“解!”

suihou,yekongzhongyizhenweifengxilai,tingzhideshijianyouhuifulezhengchang。