erzheiyangdeshiqing，zaiputongrenbuzhidaodeqingkuangxia，meitiandouzaishijiegedishangyanzhe。
zhuadaorenhou，fotoubingmeiyoubachekaihuizhongxin，ershixiansongwangxiaoshuaiqujichang。
wangxiaoshuaijinwanjiuyaolikaijiapingshiqunanyueshi，guowanshujiajiuyaoshangdaxuele。
lushang，fotoukaizhechejixugangcaidehuati：
“xiaoshuai，nishizenmeshiliande，shuolaitingting。”
王小帅：“？？？”
woshilianleniwenwozenmeshiliande。
你还是不是人……
e，chadianwangle，nibenlaijiubushiren。
你是佛像精。
wangxiaoshuaiwaitoukaozaizuoyishang，lianshangyifu“renjianbuzhide”desiyang：
“shangzhou，hewozaiyouxilirenshilebanniandenvhai，gaokaowanyuewoxianxiajianmian，woliangjianmianhouliaodehenyukuai，zhihoujiutanshangle。”
“meitanliangtian，tajiubaoyuanwolaoshibuhuilvpaopaoxiaoxi，shoujihaijingchangguanji，suoyihuaiyiwopituile。”
佛头问道：
“那你劈腿了吗？”
wangxiaoshuainiutou，yanjingmichengleyitiaofeng：
“womentiantianzaiyiqi，woyoumeiyoupituinihaibuzhidaoma。”
“zaishuole，wopingshinengjiechudaodenvrenzhiyouzhongxindetongshi，chuleneigezibidexiaoyatou，shengxiadebushijiejiejiushiyiyi，nijuedewoxiadequshouma？”
“yeshi，nijixushuo。”
wangxiaoshuaicuolecuolian，jixudao：
“zuotianwoshizaishibeiwenfanle，jiugentashuowozaiweiyigemimizuzhigongzuo，zhixingrenwudeshihouyaoguanbishouji。”
“zhiyushishenmemimizuzhi，wobunenggaosuta。”
佛头道：
“nidehuidameiwentia，zanmenzhongxindequeyaoduiputongrenbaomi，jiulianzhangzhurendejiaren，doubuzhidaozhongxindecunzai。”
“buguorenjianvhaizibuxiangxinni，banishuaileyeshizhengchangde，nibuyaotainanguole。”
wangxiaoshuaibailefotouyiyan：
“sheigennishuoshitashuailewo，shiwojieshiletabuxinhaigenwosapo，woshoubuletahujiaomanchanbatashuaile。”
“啊？！”
佛头满头问号：
“jiranshinibarenjiashuaile，neinizainanguoshenme？”
wangxiaoshuaishenxileyikouqi，jiangyanjingbileqilai：
“woshuailetazhihou，tayoukuyounao，haidangchangbodalejingshenbingyiyuandedianhua，bawodehuadashengfushuleyibian，gaodezhengtiaojiederendoutingjianle。”
shuodaozuihou，wangxiaoshuaishuohuadeshengdiaoyijingbianchenglekuqiang。
mannaozidoushizuotianxiawunaichadianlide**jiedianyuanxiangxiao，danchuyuzhiyesuyangbiezhemeiyouxiaodechangjing。
她好温柔。
我好想死。
xiangdaozhei，wangxiaoshuaibiaoqingtongkudishuangshouwulian。
造孽啊。
weishenmebierenchuanyue，bushiyougezhongxitong，jiushiyoubaifumeidajiejiedaozhui。
而我呢？
zhiyouyishuanghuoyanjinjinghejingangbuhuaizhishen。
chucizhiwai，yiwushichu。
xiaoshihouwangxiaoshuaiyecengxiangguo，zhangdalekeyiliyongjingangbuhuaizhishen，quguowaidanggezhanshenhuozhelongwangshade。
danhuaijiuhuaizaitazheishuanghuoyanjinjingshang。
qisuineinian，danianchuyiwangxiaoshuaiyijiarenqusimiaoshaoxiang，wangxiaoshuaifaxiansimiaozhongyizunfoxiangshiyaojingweizhuangde，zhizhefoxiangjiudao：
“**，有妖怪！”
ranhoufangzhangjiubawangxiaoshuaiyijiarendangchenggebidaoguanqinglaidaoluande，dadianhuabaolejing。
wangxiaoshuaihuijiahou**yezaolelaozui。
zheizhishiwangxiaoshuaibeijurenshengdekaishi。
foxiangjingjianyourenshipolezijidezhenshen，likejiangcishihuibaojiledingtoushangsizhangxishun。
diertian，yinengzheyuyaojingguanlizhongxindegongzuorenyuan，zaiyouguanlingdaopeitongxia，zhaodaolewangxiaoshuaidefumu。
chushilexiangguanzhengjian；yifenquanchengshengxuebaosongxieyi；yifenbaomixieyi。
yijiyiqianwandeqianyuejin，maixialewangxiaoshuaiderensheng。
congci，wangxiaoshuaiwanshangyaogenzhefotouyibianzhixingrenwu，yibianxuexigezhongjineng。