第4章 别的故事都是骗人的

yanchouzhejiuyouyizhigetoufeimeidedaxia,zhengyaojincaoloushihou,shenhouturanshenchuyizhishou,padepailetayixia,takongzhibuzhuadeyisheng,zhijiebashoulidecaoloushuailechuqu。

shenhoudewangqingshan,xiaodeqianyanghouhe,zhenggerenyi**zuodaoshuili,yebubihui,ruguozheishizaidishang,kenenghuigancuidagegunerba。

doukouyilianyunnudezhuanshenkanzheta,taiqijiao,duizhedatui,shangqujiushiyixia:“nigeaiqiandaode,nibuzhidaowozaiganshenmema,xianzaipaoleba?dashenmeda,chengtianmeigezhengxing!”

wangqingshanjinnian15sui,bierzhuyaodayisui,taheerzhushidaxiaozhangdadehaogemen,tajialidieshigetuhu,mameishizuodianxiuhuo,jiatingtiaojianhao,anshuozheidengtiaojianbushiyinggaigengyouchuxima?kenixiangcuole,bingmeiyou。

zheihaochihaohegengdadezuzong,generzhutongyitianshangdexuetang,zhishanglebudaosantian,jiubalaoxianshengyidaxiangzishanghaodeshuquanrengjingliqule,xianshengdanu,yiqizhixiabatazhuchuxuetang,tadietingdaozheishierpidianerpidianerpaoleshijilishanlu,daizhejijinshanghaodezhurou,qugenxianshengqiuqing,xianshengbijingshigedushuren,fenggugao,zenmeshuoyebutongyi,haoma,zheilaodieyihuitouzhuaizhezijierzixiongjiujiuqiangangjiuhuijiale,zhijiezheijijinzhuroujiushangguodunlefanzhuoshang,yibianhejiuyibianchirou,yibianjiaoxunerzi。

“sanbailiushixing,xingxingchuzhuangyuan,zanjiuzherenjia,chengbuledaqihou,zanyebuhuimingtianshuidajie,jiuzheiyang,niyuanyiqunijiuqubuyuanqu,wohaizhenjiubusongniqu,bujiuduleliangtianshu,duzilideyoushuinengyouzanzu,haohaobazanzijideriziguohaotinghao,mingtiannijiugenwoquganhuoba。”

zhengkenzhezhupaigu,manzuiliuyoudewangqingshan,nanengshuobu。lianliandiantou,henbudelikejiugentadiechuquzhuanqian,takeyidianerdoubuaidushu,zheihaiziqishigedinggedecongming,keshibuzaizheidaoshang,tachuxibulezheiren。

taniangyikaishihaiaishengtanqijitian,houlaifaxiangenzhetadiequ,zheihaizizijitianshengdaidejingshangtounao,roudoubiyuanlaimaidekuaile,yejiubushuohuale,bijingmeiyouduodajianshi,nengzheiyangtayezhizu。

shuoqitahedoukoudexiangshi,neiyesuanyuanfen,bijinggenerzhuwandehao,erzhuquxianchengli,shitianbangeyue,huibulaiyitang,neiyoudianshashier,haibushitazheililiwaiwai,mairoudelaihuizoufangbian,zhanglaotaitaidongbudongjiurangdoukoujierzhunadiandongxi,rangwangqingshanshaoguoqu。

yilaierqulianggerenjiushule,shijisuidenianji,fangdaoxianzai,neihaishangzhongxueni,jiaogepengyouhaishihenzhengchangde,suishuogudainannvyoubie,jiexianhenqing,keshishijisuideshihouqishimeiyouneimeduoshuofa,daduodoushichengleqinzhihou。

buguodoukouxianzaigenyuanlaikebushiyigeren,suoyishuoyikaishiduizhewangqingshan,tahaizhenmeishahaogan,chengtiangoujiandabeipaipaidada,zheikeyaolianleitazijide,suoyihenduoshihoutahaishiyaogenwangqingshanbaochijuli,dangrandaozheibianxiangdejiudanchun,mingmingwandehaohaode,turanjianjiubuganle,weisha?

“weisha?nishuoweisha,nishinandewoshinvde,haiyongwenweishama?nanbuchengmingtianniyexiangrangwogenhuangerguafuside,rangniniangtamenmeishichuozhexiedier,chuowojiliangguwaner。”

mingledediandiantou,wangqingshanzhayouqishide,zuoleqilai。

“neiwojiuzhidaole,nishierzhuxifuma。buguonimenliangyemeichengqinzaishuole,wotingwoniangshuo,zhanglaotaitaineibianer,yebuyidingzuihoujinimenliangchengqin,xianzaibuguojiushidangzhe,ng,woshadoumeishuokeke……”

tayanxiaquzheihoubanduanhua,doukoubuyongtingtashuowanxinlijiuzhidao,zheibangnvdewufeiyejiushishuo,erzhuwanghoukenengyaoyoudanengnai,daoshihouzenmekenenghuiyaotagexiangxiayenvren,zheishierbuyongshuotazijiyeqingchu,suoyizicongdaolezheibian,tabushiyuanlaineitaoxiangfa,eryizhidouzaixiangzhe,haishiyaoxiangbanfajidianjiadizhihou,zijichuqudele,biedengrenjianianneiduomeilian。

buguoxinlixiangshixinlixiang,lianshangkebunengluchulai,taxianzaikewanquanshuyuguliwuyuanzhuangtai,sheizhidaozheinagezuibuyande,tazijitaoxintaofeihuishenjitamaile,daoshihou,kenengdouhuobuguojinnianjiubeirennongsile。

“xinglaxingla,shuoshenmeshuo,neishierhaizaozheni,wodoumeiquxiang,buguowokannihenidiexianzaizaijishishangmaidetinghao,nishuozheijishishangyaoshinvdeguoqu,nenggandiansha?”

changniandechibubao,chuanbuhao,doukouyizhiyouxiehuangshouhuangshou,kanshangquyingyangbuliang,keshishaonvgaiyoudenianji,neiguziqingsongjingertahaiyou,tebieshiyishuangyanmou,wangqingshanzongjuedezheilianggeyue,tadeyanmoukanqilaigengqingchele,erqiebanshiyegengyoutiaoli,xianzaizaiyangguangxia,kanzheta,fanerhaiyoudianbuyiyangdeweidao。

kanzhekanzhetajiubadoukouwentadehuajiwangnaohouqule,ruleshen,doukouchoutayanshendouzhile,taishoujiushiyigebaoli:“zuoshenmechunqiudamengni?haishizheishishajimiya?wobujiuwenwennimenneishengyihao,nvdeyaoqulenenggandiansha,zahaibushuohuani。”

huiguoshenerdewangqingshan,rouzhenaodaiciyaliezui:“aiyo,woshuonizheinvrenxiashousihen,siyatounigansha?wochushier,nijiaowoyixiabujiudela,wogennishuowonaodaishangyougebao,woniangyouyaoxintenghaojitian。”

妈宝男,妥妥的。

“taxintenga,neiwoyinggaizaidaliangxia,wennidianshi,zenmezheimemoji。”

doukouyibianfanwenzheta,yibianyanjiandebayankanzheshunshuijiuyaopiao,yuandecaolouyounalehuilai,zheicitayibianwenzhewangqingshandehua,yibianjixuditouzaihelimosuozhe,bijingzheikeshiwanshangyaochidedongxi,guangshuozheihuawanshangkebunengdifanyong。

wangqingshanpidianpidiandezaitahoumian,kantazhengdezheji,yibaduoguolecaolou:“aiya,zhenaishiyibianerqu,zheihuoernimennvdejiuganbule,zhaonizheimeganyuxiadounianpaole,chi,niheshuibani。”

shuozheihuasanbaliangba,jiubadoukoubuyoufenshuojituishanglea,ranhouzijimaozheyao,jujinghuishennazhecaolou,duizheshuicaozuifengshengdeyikuaiguoqule。

doukouzaianshangyibianduozhejiaoshangdeshui,yibianzaianshangcaizhecaodi,genzhetawangqianzou,yibianchuaimozhetadezishi,wangqingshanzheiyangzijiuxiangyigezhengzaibuyudeyuyingyiyang,zirandeyouyifenqishizailimian,takanzheyanqian,zheigemeiyanzhouzheng,fusepianxiaomai,zhenggerenjiankanghuopoyoukailang,kanqilaihaibucuodeshaonian,xinlixiangzhenenggouzaizheishidaiyilaijiujitazheimehaoyigejinshouzhiyebucuo。