第3章准备大礼
“didi”liangsheng，damenturanbeirenlakaile。
babadaizheyigenvrenkuankuanzoulejinlai，shenhouhaigenzheyigebajiusuidehaizi。
kandaoneizhangshuxidelian，wobuyoudehunshenzhandouqilai。
是小姨！
shangbeiziwomensilemeiduojiu，babahenainaijiubatajieleguolai。
meixiangdaotamenjingranzheimexiaozhang，rujinzaozaodidengtangrushi。
mamabuzhisuocuo，yanshentouxiangbaba，quebeizhijiehushile。
“ma，qianrubeiliyunjiabaoganglihunmeidifangzhu，xianzaizanmenjiazhushangjitian。”
babalianshangdaizhexiaorong，kandechulaixinqinghenhao。
“aiyou！kuaijinlai，kuaijinlai。bieshuozhujitian，jiushiyizhizhuzheyemeishi，doushiyijiarenpashenme。”
nainailaolianxiaodezhouchengyituan，jidongdaoliangaozhuangdouwangjile，zhizhewodahou，“siyatou，kuaiqubanineiwushoushichulai，rangdidizhu，nipicaorouhoudeshuishafajiuxingle。”
mamaweiweiyileng，budengtashangqiannainaijiubalianggexinglixiangtuileguolai。
“liyan，lengzhezuoshenme，**meilaijialiyebuzhidaozhaodaiyixia，zhenshishangbuletaimian，haibuganjinbaxiaorudexinglitijinqu。”
babayiyanbufadekanzhenainaizhishiwomen，yanlimanshibuxie。
wokanzhemangqianmanghoudenainai，xintengmamayishoudaidaxiaoyiquebeitabeici。
“nainai，niduixiaoyihebiaodizheimeyinqin，buzhidaodehaiyiweinimencaishiyijiarenni。”
nainaimeimaofanfei，yibazhangshanzaiwodeshenshang，**ladeteng。
“nigexiao**，hushuoshenmeni！zheikeshinidebiaodi，doushiqinqitoubenjitianzenmele。”
womeiyoucuoguotaxinxudebiaoqing。
“erzi，nikankanzheijiushiniyangdehaoguinv，douganjiaoyuwozheigedangnainaidele！nidehaohaoshoushishoushi，rangtamingbaishenmeshizunlaoaiyou。”
“啪——”
bazhangxiangliangdeshengyinzhaxiang，mamabukezhixindewuzhewodeliannushizhebaba。
“nizuoshenme！zhaoyang，nifenglema！”
babanaoxiuchengnudezhizhemamadelian，“zheijiushinijiaoyudehaonver，xiaoxiaonianjijingranganhenainaidingzui。qianruyeshi**mei，womenzhaogutashiyinggaide，bieyiweisheidouheniyiyangxinsiangzang。”
xiaoyimozheyanlei，kaozaibabahuaili。
“jiefu，yaobuhaishisuanleba，jiejiehexiaoweihaoxiangbuhuanyingwomen，wohaishihuiquheliyunxiaguirencuoba，tadawohehaiziyeshiyinggaide。”
“nishuoshenmenixiaoru，nimenmuziliangjiuzaizheianxindezhuzhe，youshenmeshiwodanzhe。”
“liyan，nihaishibushiren，nishiyaobisi**meima！”
mamabumingsuoyidekanzhebaonudebaba，hunshenzhandouqilai。
woyaoyayaxiaxinzhongpenyongdehenyi，qiaoqiaowojinmamadeshou，lazhetazoujinwoshi。
“ma，bieguantamen，shijianbuduole，womenyaozaozhunbeiwuzi。”
mamadianlediantou，mamudemanghuoqilai。
wotingzhewaimiandehuanshengxiaoyu，gouqilezuijiao。
tamenzheimeshangganzhe，wobuhaohaozhaodaizenmenengxing？
youyifendalihaidengzhetamen“yijiasankou”ni。