第4章

haimeidengchenchuhezaixinzhuozishangpagousanshimiao,jiutingdaoyizhenjiaobushengcongyuandaojin,tingshangqumanyouyoude。

还有点沉重。

yigunongyucibi、yiwenjiuzhidaoshiliezhixiangshuideweidaogengshibijiaobushenggengxianyibu**chenchuhedebizi。

chenchuhemeitoujinsuo,chadianmeibazuotiangeyefanjitulechulai。

zheiyebuguaita,tawenbulehennongyudexiangshuiwei,congxiaodaodadoushizheiyang。

xiangduibiyaowenzheizhongyounongyuyoucibidexiangshuiwei,chenchuheningyuanquwenkaoliuliandeweidao。

chenchuheyitaitou,jiukandaoyigekanshangqukuaisanshiduosui,gebobitaxiaotuicu,datuibitayaohaicu,zhangdeyouhei,daizheyifuheikuangyanjing,lianshangzhangzhequeban,yibanianjilehaichuanzheyishenchaodahaodejkqundenvrenjiuzheimezuozailetadeduimian。

yikandaochenchuhedexiangqinduixiang,buyuanchudegangheyikoushui,zhunbeikankanchenchuhezheidaizizenmexiangqinsuyanchadianmeiyikoushuijipenlechulai。

kandaorenlaile,zuoweilimao,chenchuhemeiyouzaigenyitiaosixianyuyiyangpazaizhuozishang,ershizhiqishenzi,zhenglileyixiayifu,zhengzhunbeigenduifangdazhaohu。

quemeixiangdao,tazunzhongduifang,duifangkebudasuanzunzhongta。

zheinvdeyishanglai,yanjingdoumeilikaishouji,zhishiyongyanjiaodeyuguangshangxiadaliangleyixiachenchuhe,neiyanshenhebiaoqing,yanshibuzhudexianqi。

tabichenchuhegengxiankaikou。

yikaikou,jiushizhijiezhensuilechenchuhedesanguan:“nijiushiwangyijieshaodeneigexiangqinduixiangba?kanzhehenyibanma,biwoqianfuchaduole!”

“chuanyifuyemeishenmepinwei,zhensuqi。”

“woyefeihuashaoshuole,wojiaozhaijinfeng,ershijiusui,shengaoyimiwuyi,tizhongyiwuyi,weipangha。”

“woxianzaizaiyijiachaoshigongzuo,gongzisanqianwu,zaiwozheigenianjidenvrenyijingsuanshigaoshourule。”

“woduinideyaoqiuhenjiandan。”

“jirannizhangdeyiban,yebushuai,haimeipin,neijiujiwocailiyibaiwanba,bijingwomenneibiandeguiju,yihunyaojiershiwuwan,erhundefanbei,wosanhun,neijiudeyaoyibaiwan!”

“ranhoujiushiwoduinideyaoqiuheguiju。”

“jiehunyihoumeitianwanshangbunengchaoguoshidianhuijia,chaoguowucinijiujingshenchuhu,cailibutui。”

“ruguojiehunyihounichuguile**,chulecailibutui,nidejiwoershiwanjingshensunshifei。”

“jiehunyihouwokeshibuhuizuoyidianjiawuhuode,renjiakeshijiaodididexiaogongju,shizhibuzhanyangchunshuide。”

“erqieruguonibamashengbinglerangwoquzhaogu,bukeneng,womeizheigeyiwu。”

“yaoshiwobamashengbingle,neiwulunnizaiganshenme,nidoudequzhaoguwobama,yaoshizuobudao,lihun,cailibutui,nihaidejiwobamaershiwanbuchang。”

“nigongzuodegongziyaoshangjiao,meigeyueliujini……erbailinghuaqian,bijingjiehunyihouhuaqiandedifangduo,nandenataiduoqianyebuhao。”

“erqiewomenjiehunbixuyaoyoucheyoufang,chefangbixuquankuan,bixuzaiwomingxia,zuoweiyigenanren,nidejiwozugoudeanquanganba!”

“zuihou,wojueduijueduibuhenibamayiqizhu!”

“danwobamayaohewomenyiqizhu,neijiuxing。”

“yaoshinidayingzheixieyaoqiu,neiwokeyikaolvjiajini。”

“dangran,dayingnizhiqian,wohaidekandedaonidechengyi。”

tingdaozheigezhangxiangkusishuitongchengjing,leisichenglonglixianjilidebogang,haiyilianaoranhegaogaozaishangde“xiaoxiannv”shuochuzheixiehua,zhouweiderenneijiaoyigezhenjing!

jiulianganggangjicongconggandao,haimeiluozuo,shenweisuyandesidangjianguimideshenyanqingdoushibeitazheifanyanlunjiheleyitiao。

yibianzuoxia,shenyanqingyibianduizhesuyanshuodao:“wolegedou!tanalaideyongqishuochuzheixiezhengushuojindetiaojiana?”

“wozhaonanpengyoudoubugantizheiyangdetiaojian!”

“nagenanrengandayingzheixiegetiaojiana?”

“shigezhengchangdenandedoubuhuidayingdeba?”

“哼,谁知道!”

suyanbenjiubingbuzenmehaokandeliansezaitingwanzheiwei“xiaoxiannv”dehuagengnankanlejifen。

daimeijinsuo,meimoushenchushanguoyimodandandehanyi。

“ei,zheiweibogangduimianneigerenshisheia?zheimeshuai?”

“tamenzheishi,zaixiangqin?”

suyandemuguangwangzheyijingfangsongleyao,tingdedouyoudiandahaqiandechenchuhe,dandandeshuodao:“yigebentoubennaodedaizi!”

shenyanqingmeichutahualiyouhua,zhishidiantoushuodao:“nenggenzheiyangderenxiangqin,dequeshigedaizi。”

jiantababawanle,chenchuhedalegehaqian,zongsuanshibayaozhileqilai,yongshouroulerouyanjing,wen:“shuowanle?”

“muqian,jiuzheixiegetiaojianba。”

zhaijinfengtaiqineisancengwuhuadexiaba,yifugaoaomoyang:“buguo,womennengbunengzaiyiqi,haidekannichengyi。”

“zheiyangba,nixiansongwoyigepingguo20ba,zaijiwomaigejinshouzhuojinxianglianhexiangnaierbaobao,wokaolvjigejihuini,genniyiqiquwuxingdajiudianchiyidunbianfan。”

tingdaozheitazheixieyuqitaidudougaoaodebudeledehua,kanzhezheiweikeyishuo,shitazheibeizijiandaoguozuizixindenvren,chenchuhemeiyoutaidadebiaoqingbianhua,zhishidaleyigehaqian,shuo:

“jirannishuowanle,tiwanyaoqiule,neijiugaiwoshuo,gaiwotiyaoqiule。”

tingdaochenchuhejuranhaiyoutiaojian,zhaijinfengshunjianjiubushuangle,buxiedeshuodao:“wozheimehao、shijiedounanzhaodehaonvrenshedexiawozheizhangzunguidelianlaigennizheige**sixiangqin,nijingranhaitishangyaoqiule?”

“neishi,bijingzheigeshehuibushinannvpingdengma!zaishuole,xiangqinxiangqin,neidoudelejieduifangdexuqiushibu?”

chenchuhexiaoyinyindeshuodao:“zongbuneng,zhinengnvfangtitiaojian,nanfangzhinengdangdashuiyuba?”

“neichuanchuqu,zhidaodehaihaoshuo,buzhidaode,haiyiweininzheiyangdehaonvrenbadaomanhengbujiangli,gengemuyechanvtufeiyiyang,zheibuhuailenidemingshengma?”

zhaijinfengbeitaraoleyiquanyouyiquan,danaodouyoudianduanlule,xiangshuoxieshenme,danyoubuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。

chenchuhebujitashuohuadejihui,jixushuodao:“jiranninmeiyijian,neiwojiushuola!”

“wojiaochenchuhe,jinnian26,shengaoyibasan,tizhong135,gongzuozanshimeiyou,chefangwoxianzailandemai,keyizijimai,yekeyidengzhetianshangdiaoxialaihuozheyigefupobaoyangwojiwomai。”

“wodeyaoqiumeinizheimegao,niyeshuowo,wozhangdebushuai,duinvfangmeishenmeyaoqiu,zhiyaoyouqian,kenyangwo,biwomadasansuidoukeyi。”

“che,fang,wodoukeyibuyao,jiwoyigedifangzhujiuxing。”

“wojiuzhiyaoqiunvfangjiwowuqianyigeyue,rangwozaijiatangpingshayebugan,wolan,shenmedoubuxiangzuo,zhixiangtangpingchiruanfandengsi。”

“zhiyuqitayaoqiuma,woyigetangpingmaishende,youshazigetiyaoqiu?”

“womingbaizijishatiaojian,haimeidaotianbuzhichimeishayingtiaojianhaigezheitiaosanjiansiyaowuxiangliude。”

“haole,anzhaoniqianmiandeshuode,nimeigeyuecaisanqianwu,kendingbufuhewodeyaoqiu,nikeyizoule。”

zheihuayichu,quanchangjijing,suyanheshenyanqinggengshibeitazheifanyanlunjizhengdemudengkoudai。

tamenxiangguochenchuheyouhenduozhongbanfaqufanbozhaijinfeng,yexiangguochenchuheshuaishoujiuzou,quemeixiangguoduifangzhijieyiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen,haishundailailegexianfazhiren。

zhiyaotaxianjujueduifang,neiduifangjiujujuebuleta。

haobanshang,shenyanqingzheicaishuolezaichangdabufenrendexinlihua:“haojiahuo,zheirenbudaia!haiguaicongminglie!zhijieyongduifangdehuajiduilehuiqu,haibaduifangdehuacaizaijiaodixiamoca!”

“666。”

suyandezuijiaoyeshiluchuyimoxiaoyi。

这呆子……

guoran,zhaijinfengzaitingwantazheitingshangquleisiziji,shijishiduitamingchaoanfengdehuazhijiepodafang。

tazhizhechenchuhepokoudama:“bushi!nipingshajujuewo!nihaitishangyaoqiule!niyebuzhaozhaonideyangzi!nituizi**siyige!kankannishenmeshenfen。”

“nihaiyaoqiubierenjiniwuqianyigeyueyangzheni,nipeima?”

“wonenggennilaixiangqin,dousuanshinibabeizizuzongshaogaoxiangle!”

jianduifangpodafangle,chenchuheyijiushineifuyundanfengqing,xiaohehedemoyang:“neidaoshi!wogumozhekendingshiwozuxianshaolebabeiziliangzhangyiduandexiangcaibanizheiweixiannvjishaochulaile。”

“zaishuole,zhengyinweiwozhaojingzile,suoyiwozhidaowozijishenmetiaojian,suoyiwocaizhiyaowuqianyigeyue。”

“nabideshangninzheiweixiaoxiannva!”

“yougangcumeiganggao,chule**jiushiyao,yanzhisaiguoamina,shengyinwenroudexianghuxiaolongyinde,shencairubogang,xinggewenroudejiuxiangshibailin,xinlingmeidejiuxiangshilaheerer。”

“ninzheiyangdetiaojiancaiti100wancailinizhendetaishanliangtaiweirenzhexiangle,taiqianxutaibiandininzijile!”

“woyaoshinin,wobaozhuntiwubaiwan!”

“zhiyouzhenzhengyouyanguangderencaizhidaonindediziyouduohao,caizhidaonindediziyouduobang!”

“fanzhengwoshikanbuchulaiha!”

“zhiyuwoweishenmegantizheiyangdetiaojian,neikendingshiyinweinianqinga!”

“niyezhidao,womennanrendehuaqihenduanhenzhenguide,neijiuneimeduanduandejinian,mudexingqiangyemeishenmehuaishiba?”

“neiwokendingyaobawohaowozheigezuimeihaonianhua,zheiyangdehaotiaojianquzhaodaoyigekeyirangwoxiabanbeiziyishiwuyoudelingyibana!”

“buranyaoshiwodengdaolenizheigenianji,huadoukuweile,doutingshuitingdianle,neiwoxiangwoyinggaizuobudaonizheiyangdehaotiaojianranhouhainengquzhaoyigeyanbuxiaerbulongbuquexinyanyounaozidebadaozongcailaiaishangyihoukenengfeitoudaeryouhaochilanzuo、haiyimenxinsixiangzheguanzhetadeqiandewo。”

“你说对吗?”