“哈哈哈哈哈！”
“aiyoubuxing，shizaishitaihaoxiaole！”
neibianbeitielianshuchudezhaijinfengdouhaimeifanyingguolaizijidaodishizaibeimahaishizaibeikuadeshihou，zaijuli6haozhuobuyuandeshenyanqingyijingxiaodebuxingle，yexuezhechenchuheyiyangpazaizhuozishang。
yishouwuzheduzi，yishoupaizhuozi，xiaochengyizhizhushudedaxiale。
qitafanyingguolaiderenyigegede，yaomeshigentayiyanghaobuyanshizijideqingxu，yaomejiushibiexiaobiedenanshou。
suyanyeshihengleyisheng，meiyandaizhejifenxiaoyi。
zhibuguotazheijifenxiaoyi，queyinweishenyanqingdexiayijuhuadouranyijiang：
“zheinagerencaijiaotazheimemarende？”
“haojiahuo！tongpianmeiyigezishimaren，jieguoheqilaibimarenhaiyaomaren！”
“jiuzheikoucainalaixiangqinshizaishitailangfeile！”
“zheiyaoshinajiagunianggenleta，pabushiyihouchaojiabeitanvedetiwuwanfudoubuzhidao！”
”ei？suzong，nizenmebuxiaoa？”
“不好笑吗？”
shenyanqingxiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，yanjiaodeyuguangquefaxiansuyanbujinmeixiao，neizhangrangtadouxianmudeqiaolianhaiguazheyimobingshuang。
suyanmianpibukechajuedeweiweiyichou，yuqilenglejifen：“nishuoni？”
shenyanqinghaiyiweishisuyanmeifanyingguolai，yushijiuyibianyongshouzhimoxiaochulaideyanlei，yibianwendao：“suzong，shibushinimeitingdongtazaishuoxieshenme？yaobuyaowojinifanyifanyi？”
“suzong，wogennishuo，neijiahuomarentaihaowanle，wo……”
“bizui。”suyanpieleyiyanzijizheigeguimi。
meimouzhongneiyishanerguodelenglierangshenyanqingmeiyoulaidehunshenyizhan，ranhoushiqudebishanglezui。
shenyanqingbuzhidaozijizheigeguimiweishenmeshengqile，buguotazhidao，zheishihoubizuijiuduile。
bijing，zijizheigeguimizheijitianyudaoshile，xinfandehen，piqihenbuhao，yaoburanshenyanqingyebuhuiyuetachulaihebeikafei，liaoliaotian，shuoshuoxinlihuale。
kanzheiyangzi，maositazheigelaoguimishuobudinghaizaiqitoushang，tahaishibieretaweihao。
beimaledezhaijinfengnaozihaimeizhuanguowanlai，buguodangtatingjianzhouweiderendouzaichongzhetaxiao，zheicairangtafanyingguolaimianqianzheigekansirenchuwuhaidejiahuogujiyoushibatajiyinyangguaiqidemaleyidun。
neicierdexiaoshengrangzhaijinfenghuoda，gengshipodafang，zhijienaqizhuozishangdeganggangshanglaiguntangdekafei，jiuxiangpozaineizhanglianshang。
andaolishuo，yaoshibierenkandaosheinazheyibeirekafeizuoshiyaopoguolaideyangzi，neiyidingbizhibuji。
kechenchuhequeshizhijieshenzhanglebozi，baliancouleguoqu，haiyiliandewusuoweideshuo：“xiangpowoshiba？lailailai，popopopopo！jintianyoubenshinijiupo！”
“zheilikeshiyourenkanzhede，jiankongyeyou。”
“niyaoshiganpowo，nikanwobuenigejibaiwande，huozheburangnibalaodizuogeshinianbanian，baniaodetingshuitingdianguanzongzhade，wojintianjiubuxingchen！”
zheihuayichu，zhengzaiqitoushangdezhaijinfengshunjianyileng。
kanzheyanqianzheigetaconglaimeiyudaozheimenengshuohuidao，haipopiwulaideren，zhaijinfengdiyiciganjue，tashenweinvrendetequanzaiyigenanrenshenshangmeileyimaoqiandeyong！
tashizhendexiangbazheibeiganggangshanglaiderekafeijipodaoneizhangrangtagandaowubiqifendelianshang！
keshizaizheidatingguangzhongzhixia，haiyouneimeduodejiankong，tayaoshizhendepole，neijiusuantadagenenghudezhuta，tayezhendejinjianyudunyiduanshijian！
bijingxianzaibuzhidaochuyushenmeyuanyin，guangfuashikaishiyandaleqilai，wulunheibai，yidanfaxiankeyide，youzhengjude，neizhijiejiushixianguanqilaizaishuo。
tadagededagededagezheiliangtiandoubeizhuale，batadagehedezheijitiandoubuganchumenmaotou，pachumeitou。
“ni！ni！ni！nijiwodengzhe！”
“敢惹我！”
“woyihourangnichibuledouzhezou！”
“nikanwozenmejiaorenzhengsinide。”
“你给我等着！”
zhaijinfengyibianmamalielieyibianwangwaichuliu。
biekantapangdegenqiuyiyang，taliuzoudesududaoshibuman。
mianduizhaijinfengdehenhua，chenchuhezhishi“qie”leyisheng，fanleyigebaiyan，diguleyiju：
“哼！车大炮！”
“younengnainizhenpowoa！”
“wokanninengbunengzouchuzheigemen！”
“kexile，yaoshitazhendepole，neiwojiunengweishehuichuyihaile。”
“kexilele！kexilele！”
“zaozhidaojiuzai**tayixiale。”
jiuzaitadidigugu，aohuimeirangduifangpozijideshihou，jiuzaijulizheijiankafeidianbuguosanbaimideyidonggaoloulouding，yijiajujiqiangzhengmiaozhezheigefangxiang。
zheijujiqiangshangmianshijujijingdezhengzhongxin，miaodebingbushiyouzhongxinpazaizhuozishangdechenchuhe，ershineige“xiaoxiannv”zhaijinfeng。
zhaijinfengbingbuzhidao，zicongtaduanqineibeikafeideshihoujiuyizhiyouzheyibajujiqiangmiaozhuntademeixinle。
zhiyaotayiyoudongzuo，napahenqingweide，yikehuixiaoshidezidanjiuhuichuanguozheiduanjuli，ranhoupokaiboli，zhijiemingzhongtademeixin，ranhouxiaoshizaitadedanaolimian。
napatamamalieliedelikaikafeidiandeshihou，neigezhongxindianyemeiyourenhedepianyi。
yizhidengdaotazouchuhenyuanhenyuandejulile，zheibajiazailoudingdejujiqiangzheicaihuanhuanshouhui。
……
yejiuzaizheishi，suyanneiqinglenghaotingdeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai：“tayaoshizhendepoleni，nizheizhanglian，kejiubaobuzhule。”
“weilezheimegenvren，feiniyizhanglian，zhidema？”
chenchuhezhuanguotoulai，jiukandaosuyanbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijinglaidaozijideshenbianle。
chenchuhedaleyigehaqian，youpalehuiqu，jixugangcaineifubansibuhuo，huozhetinghao，sileyekeyidemoyang，shuodao：
“meishi，woyoubushikaolianchifande，yongwozheizhanglianlaiweiguangdadenanxingtongbaochuyihai，burangzheimegewanyiliurushichang，neiwoyedagongyijianle。”
suyanbailetayiyan，“haishizheimebuzhediao。”
tingzhetamenzhijiandeduihua，shenyanqingyilianjingyadewendao：“bushi，suzong，nimenrenshi？”
“嗯。”
suyanyongbiyinhengchuyigezi，shuo：“gangcaijiugennishuole，tashidaizi。”
shenyanqingzheicaifanyingguolai，meimoushunjiandengda，yongshouzhizhizhedazhehaqiandechenchuhe，yiliandebukezhixindewendao：“tatatatatajiushiniyiqianyizhixinxinniannian、guazaizuibian，niyizhizaizhaodeneigedaizi？”
“ng。”suyanzhijieganjingliluogabengcuidehuida。
chenchuhebailesuyanyiyan，“woshuo，dazhaizhu，douliunianle，zheiwaihaonijiaoshangyinleshiba？nixinbuxinwoyejiaoniwaihao？”
shenyanqingyunle，shenshoumolemosuyandeetou，yilianwuyudeshuo：“bushi，suzong，ninaozishibushiwatele？nizhisuoyidangzheneimeduorendemianjujuezhouyiyangneiyangwanmeideyigenanren，jiushiweiledengtazheimeyige……”
“putongbunengzaiputongderen？”
“不是？”
“为啥啊？”
“jiuyinweitayiqianjiuguonideming？”
“keshinibushizaojiuhaiqinglezheigejiumingzhien，nimenbuzaojiuliangqinglema？”
”bushi，suzong，wobumingbaia！”
chenchuhebeitashuodetoudouyunle，renbuzhuwensuyan：“ei，bushi，dazhaizhu，nimenjiliguludeshuoshenmeni？”
“shenmenitiantianxinxinniannianbawoguazuibian，haiweilewojujueleshenmeyangdeyigeren？”
“嘛意思？”
“nibuhuidasuanlawolaidingguodangdangjianpaideba？”
“weiweiwei！zheijuqinghengouxuehenlande！”
“你不要过来啊！”
suyanbaneigelujinfengdeyiziladaoyipang，lalelingyizhangyizizuoxia，zuozaichenchuheduimian，zhijiewushiletaneixiehua，zhishiwenleyiju：
“nijiugaosuwo，nijintianshibushilaixiangqin？”