噗。
yishengmenxiangguohou，guangtouzhuanghanmanliantieqing，zhongjiushibugandidaolexiaqu。
yangrunyaoleyaotou，shouhuiliaoyinjiao，xintougantan，zheiyigegedezenmedouzheimebuaixizijidekudangni。
“shiyinzhao，wocao...”
guangtouyizhanglianchenglezhuganse，tashenhouliangrenjianzhuangdengshibaonuzhechaoyangrunchongleguolai，yangrunmeishenmedongzuo，daoshibatashenhoudenvhaihedeyachidazhan。
“我去你大爷！”
qizhongyirenbodadequantouchaoyangrunlianshangzalai。
噗。
youshiyishengmenxiang，zheirenwuzhedangbutongkudidaozaidishang，shengxianeirenzhijuedangxiafahan，kekandaolianggemandidagundetongbanzhihoufennudiconghuailitaochuleyibahanguangshanshandebishou。
“nitamade，jiuhuizheixiexiasanlanshiba，laozijintiangelenidejiaojin！”
tasuiranfangzhehenhua，keyishouchidao，lingyishouhaishisisihuzhedangbu，liaoyinjiaotazhidao，kexiangyangrunzheibanguiyideliaoyinjiaohaishirangtabudebufang。
yangrunxiaole，xiaodechidaonanzixinzhongbingliang。
“zhidaowoweishazongyongzheiyizhaoma？”
“wei，weisha...”kanzheyangrunguiyidexiaorong，nanzixintouyizhenfazhan。
“yinweibiedezhaoshitaixiongcan，xianzaiwoxiangzuogehaoren...”
huayingangluo，chidaonanzizhijianyizhiquantoufeisuxilai，yagenmeiliujitafanyingdeshijian。
砰。
zheiyiquanzhengzhongnanzimianmen，nanzidebiliangzhijiebeidabian，lianshangxiangshikailediaoliaodianwuweizachen，taliantonghuyishengdoumeilaidejifachulaijiuhunsileguoqu。
yangrunzaitashenshangcalecazhanxuedequantou，laqifalengdenvhaizhuanshenjiuzou，qianhoubuguojifenzhongdeshijian，zheitiaopijingdexiangzilijiuduolesangedaodibuqidezhuanghan。
...
“gege，wo，wojiaohelulu...”
“哦。”
“gege，ni，nijiaosha？”
“红领巾。”
“？？？”
helulusihuhaimeiyoucongjinghezhizhonghuiguoshenlai，yilushangsisizhuazheyangrundexiuzi，zaijiashangneifutianmeidexiaolian，shizudechuchukelian。
“xingla，jiusongnidaozheiliba，zheilirenzheimeduoyinggaimeishashile。”
yangrunpailepaiheluludexiaonaodai，xinshuoyaozhenyouzheimegekeaidemeimeiyehaibucuo。
heluluyishuangdayanjingshanleliangxia，shunjianjiushirunle。
“哇...”
nvhaideyanleishihenyoushashanglide，youqishiheluluzheizhongxiaomeinv，yikuqilaishunjianbianxiyinlezheitiaojieshangdeluren，yangrunyoudianhuangle。
“aiai，woshuonikushenmea...huairendoudapaole，nizheiyikurenjiahaiyiweiwoshihuairenni...”
lurenzhongyijingyouhenduonanziduiyangruntoulaihuaiyidemuguangle。
“wuwu，nei，neinibuxudiuxiawo！”
“keke，xianzaiyemeishaweixianle，nigaihuijiahuijiabei，genzhewoganshaya...”
heluluyifuweiqudemoyang。
“wozaijinghangshangdaxue，meiyoujia...”
“nei，neiwosongnihuixuexiaoba...”
“wobu，wanshangsushexiaojinlewojinbuqu！”
yangrunsuanshinazheiguniangyidianbanfayemeiyoule，zhihaoheshengxiyudishuodao。
“neinizijizhaogedifangzhuqubei，douzheimedarenle...”
“buxing，wohaipa，woyaogenzheni，yangrungege，ni，nidaiwokaifangquba！”
“啥？”
yangrunyaranshixiao，jiusuantaganghuidoushi，zheikaifangshishayisitazongguishimingbaide，tadaoshibufanganzheigetianmeidexiaoguniang，kegangjianmianjiudairenjiakaifang，ganjuebudahaoa...
...
“liangjiandanrenfang...”
yangrunwunaidizhanzaibinguanbatai，helulusisihuanzhetadeshoubei，shengpatapaodiao。
qiantaidashenbiyidikanleyangrunyiyan，xinshuonanrenjiushixuwei，daizhezheimegenianqingpiaoliangdeguniangkailiangjianfangsheixinni！
“一间！”
helulujiandingdishuodao，yangrunkuxiao。
“咱们...”
“jiuyijian！wohaipa！”
“haoba...kaiyijian...”
qiantaidashengengjiabishiyangrunle，xiaohuozizhangdetinglizhengdezenmebanshimomojijide，renjiadougennilailehaiyijianliangjiande...
“fangfeisanbai，yajinsanbai，mingtianzhongwushierdiantuifang。”
yangrunmianseyizhi，tadangguyongbingneizhenzideshourukedouranglaotouchuaidoulile，meiqimingyueshishangshanxueyidexuefei，tabenyiweidoulineidianzugouhuayizhenzile，ketahulvelejinghangyijingbushijinianqiandejinghangle，wujiazhangdefeikuai。
“keke，zazheimeguia...luluzanmenhaishizouba...wodoulijiuerbaiduo...”
helulutaitoukanleyangrunyiyan，shenshoucongkudoulitaochuleyijuanbaiyuandachao。
“我付吧...”
zheixiaqiantaidashenjianzhiyaoyongyanshenshasiyangrunle，congmeijianguorucihouyanwuchizhiren，daigexiaomeinvkaifangniuniunieniebushuo，liankaifangqiandourangrenjianvhaitao，zhengouquedede。
...
“yangrungege，shangchuangshui...”
“keke，bulebule，shafatinghaode，tinghaode...”
yangruntunletunkoushui，xinzhongzhengzaijinxingyichangjiliedetianrenjiaofeng。
“nei，neiwoquxizaola...”
heluluxiaolianhongpupude，kandeyangrunxinyangyang，dainvhaizoujinyushizhihou，yangruntingzhelimianhuahuadeliushuishengxinshenyaoye...
helulujinruyushizhihoujiangkaiguandakai，shunshoutaochuleyibuxiaoqiaodeshouji，zaipingmushangdachujigezihoufalechuqu。
‘chenggongjiejinmubiao，zhunbeishishixiayibujihua。’
cishihelululianshangnahaiyouneifendanchunhekeai，jingshibilinqingyuhaiyaolengliesanfen。
...
“yangrungege，nibaowoshuihaobuhao，wohaipa...”
“keke，suanle，wobaozheniniyinggaigenghaipale...”
“keshi...keshi...”
“biekeshile，zaodianshui！”
yangrunxinzhongdahuyaoming，jinwanyaoshiduizheinvhaizuoledianshenmeneijianzhijiushiqinshou，keyaoshishenmedoubuzuobujiuqinshouburule...
“yangrungegenizhendebushanglaima...”
“keke，xiaci，xiaci...”
zheiyiyeyangrunzhanzhuanfance，nvhaijiuzailiangmizhineidechuangshang，kezheiyibutazhongjiushimeiyoutaguoqu。
...
“铃铃铃...”
yangrunbeiyizhendianhualingshengchaoxing，tayigeliyudatingcongshafashangbengleqilai，chuangshangdenvhaiyijingbujianle，yangrunyouxieshihuai，yeyouxiedandandeyihan，tajieguodianhua，jingranshishifudalaide。
“wei，laotou，gansha？xiangwole？”
“woxiangnidedatou！jiaojiniderenwuzenmehuishi！”
“meizenmea...linxiaojieshuobuyong...”
“fangniniangdepi！tashuobuyongjiubuyonga！laoziqiantayeyeyigerenqing，buyongyedeyong！wogentayeyetongguodianhuale，zheigehuonijiubiexiangtaole！”
杨润翻了个白眼。
“nimenlianglaojiahuobuhuishixiangcuohewomenliangba，zheigewokedehaohaokaolvkaolv...”