第四章 骚操作

“zuomengbani!dangbaobiaorenjiadoukanbushangnini,haixiangdanglaogong?”

“...shifunizheimeshuohuarangwohenshangxinna...”

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“铃铃铃...”

电话再次响起。

“喂,谁?”

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yangruntaidushaoshaohuanhelexie。

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dianhuazaicibeiguaduan...

...

“zenmeleyangrungege?”

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“...”

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...

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“朋,朋友...”

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“zaoa,laidehaitingkuai。”

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“她,她是谁?”

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“zuotiangangrenshideyigepengyou,helulu。”

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“bushide,jiejiewoshiziyuande...”

“你!”

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...

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“yangrun,wo,wozhenshikancuonile!”

“哦。”

“...ninini,nijiwoxiache!”

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...

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