“哇！！！”
yanboshizheibian，jiuyigenvxing，yangjinli。
zheihuierdeyangjinlijiuyiliandehuachi，liangyanfengkuangmaozeiguang，neiyangzihenbunengkoushuidouyaoliuchulaidefener。
“tatata……tahaoshuaiya！zheishixixijiedelaogongma？zenmezheimeshuaizheimeshuaiya！”
suishuomingzhidaoguyuzhuoshigeyoufuzhifu，keyangjinlihaishirenbuzhubeitadeyanzhixiyin。
zhangzheimedazhenmeijianguosheinengshuaichengzheigeyangzi！
huangxiaochuyeshiyiliandemudenggoudai。
jiemukaiboqiansihushiweileyingxiao，bingmeiyoupuguangguyuzhuodezhangxiang，zaozhidaozheigezhangzheimeshuai，tagangcainaerhuikeyidaijiezou！
jiujinjinshizheiyanzhi，yegounizhuankoubeilehaoma！
kanzhedajiazheifanying，yipangdechudaidingliuzhouyunnuobuyoudecuqimeitou，shuoleyiju：
“曦曦也不差。”
zheihuadaoshidianxinglezhongren。
shia，guyuzhuoshishuaichutianji，kexiayanxiyehenmeia。
hekuangxiayanxideshenshanghaiyouneimeduo“guanghuan”。
jiusuanshitongyangdelianggeren，yigeshenshangjiuyiquanbainianhuangsehunhuan，lingyigeshenshangneikeshiyouwuliuquanchihongsedeshiwannianhunhuanni！
neiguangkanzheixie，xiayanxiyenengmiaoguyuzhuoba？
tamenliangyebingbudengduiba！
何况……
zheijiahuo，haishigechiruanfan，xihuanpualengbaolidejiahuo。
buguoshuoshihua，kantazhangdeneimeyangguang，henduowangyouhuiyouxiehuaiyixiayanxishuodehuale……
“诶，夏颜曦……”
节目录制现场这边。
guyuzhuoyiluxiaopaozheguolai，shenshangbaisedechenshanlveweiyouxielingluan，toufayefenkaiyixieluchuxiexuetou，buguojibianlangbeiyehaishishuaide。
tashaoshaoyouxiechuan，laidaoxiayanxishenbianhou，renbuzhuyongwunaideyuqishuozhe：
“nizenmemeidengwo？bushishuohaoyiqiguolaidema？”
这话一出……
—【？？？】
youxiewangyoudouyilianyiwenle。
—【什么情况？】
—【xiayanxibushishuoguyuzhuobuxianggentayiqiguolaidema？】
—【suoyitamenfuqiliangdaodisheishuodeshizhende？】
—【wohaishixuanzewunaoxiangxinxiayanxiba……】
……
guanchashihelaoshitamenyedoushale，guyuzhuoshuodegenxiayanxishuode，zheiyeduibushangya！
什么鬼！
“emmm……nimenzhei？”
duimianneizuxiaofuqigeshouzhengshuoheyanyuanjinyuemianmianxiangqu，yeshishahuhudewangzhexiayanxiheguyuzhuo，yishijianbuzhidaoshuoxieshenme，youdianlingluan。
doubuzhidaogaixiangxinsheile。
dangran，tamenneixinliqishiyeshixuanzexiangxinxiayanxigengduoyidianba……
“nibushibuxianggenwoyiqiguolaima？”
zhibojingtouli，xiayanxishuangshouhuanraoxiongqian，xinggandexiaozuiweiweijueqileyixie，xiandeyouxieqiaopi，youyouxiekelian。
“woshenmeshihoushuobuxianggenniyiqiguolaile？niyouzheiyang……”
guyuzhuoyilianwunai，jieshishuo：
“woshuowoduziteng，woyaoshangcesuo，wokenengyaoduodaiyihuier，rangnishaoweidengwoyixia，zenmejiuchenglebuxianggenniyiqiguolaile？”
guyuzhuodeyuqilichongmanlewuligan。
shuojushihua，tazhengtianbeizijiazheitianhoujiaoqikengdeyezhenshibuyaobuyaodele……
shenweiyigechuanyuezhe，hundaozheibutiandi，yetingcandele。
guyuzhuobingbushizheigeshijiederen，tashigechuanyuezhe。
yiqianni，tashigeyanxiyanleshijinianqueshizhongbuwenbuhuo，zuizhongbudebuzhuanxingquzuobiaoyanlaoshideyanyuan；
yeshigecanjialesiwudangyinlexuanxiuzongyi，quejihudoushiyilunyou，zuizhongbudebuzhuanxingquzuomuhou**rendezhuanyeyinleren。
benbobansheng，liantaofangdoumaibuqi，waichugenpengyoujuhuihegejiuhaibeichejizhuangsile，meiyourenbitagengcanle。
mingyunjiushixihuanzhuonongren，chuanyuehoudeguyuzhuoyongyouyifufeichangbucuodepinang，yongyougezhongyishijieciqukukeyidangwenchaogong，shenzhihaiyinweijiyuanqiaohejieshilezhimingnvxingxiayanxi……
dansuowei，chengyexiayanxi，baiyexiayanxi。
guyuzhuogenxiayanxizhuiruaihehou，meiduojiujiujiehunle，hunhoutabenxiangzhezhongcaojiuye，jiezheqianshijiyikuaisudakaishichang……
bushuochengshenmetianwangjuxing，danggeyixiandingliuhaishibuchengwentide。
kesheizhidao，xiayanxizheinvde，fengshizaigongkaichanghetijita，shuodemeiyijuhua，jibendouhuijitazhaohei！
真的……
youxieshihou，guyuzhuodougaobudong，daodishizijishuodeyouwenti，haishixiayanxidenaohuiluyouwentia？
zheinvdezhangdezheimepiaoliang，ganshashaxing，kanshangquyebuxianggenaocana。
zenmejiufengkuangwujietadeyisini？
zheidaozhiguyuzhuodelurenyuanbeixiayanxihuideyitahutu。
bieshuokaozhetafuchule，xianzaidoubeimachengzheiyanglele，haizuoshenmemingxinga？
yejiudekuixiayanximeiyoupuguangtazhangshenmeyang，buranguyuzhuogujizijipingchangchumenqucaishichangmaicaidoudebeiluguodexiaoxiannvcuiyikoukoushuide。
zheicijiedao《fuqidelangmanlvxing》zongyiyaoyuedeshihou，benlaixiayanxihaibuxianglaide……
guyuzhuoshizaishimeibengzhu，tajiuyijuhua：
“wozheixienianmeishagonglaoyeyoukulaoba，nijiujiwoxibaiyixiaxingma？”
“xishuayixiawozheixienianpingbaiwuguzaoshoudeyuanqu！”
“wotemexianzaibidouehaiyuan！”
jinguanxiayanxiyiliandebuqingyuan，haishiaobuguoguyuzhuo。
jiuzheiyang，errenshanglezheidangfuqilvxingzongyi。
只不过……
guyuzhuowanwanmeixiangdao，zheitemeyishanglai，zijiazheiheifenlaopojiuyoujizijizhaoheile！
说好的来洗白呢？
wotemeshanggecesuolageshi，nishuowobuxianggenniyiqichuchang？
gegounvrennitemepabushizaidouwo……
你瞧？
zheihuierbeiguyuzhuoshuo，xiayanxihaibufuni，shuangshouhuanraoxiongqian，tajiaohengyisheng，duoleduojiao，shuo：
“nizheibujiushibuxianggenwoyiqichuchangma？”
“……worenyousanjiadajie，woshanggecesuowoyouwentima？”
顾煜卓一脸无辜。
“neinifeiyaotiaoluzhideshihoushang？nizenmezaobushang？”
xiayanxijuezhexiaozui，mingxianyuqiyouxieruole，quehaishizaijiangzui。
“wo……wozheiwanyierwohaidetiaoshijianlaia？woyexiangrangtazaodianerlaia……”guyuzhuohaishiyilianwugu。
“nizheishishenmeyuqi？”
kenengshimeilile，xiayanxishuiwangwangdedayanjingzheimeyideng，juezhexiaozuiyilianweiqu：
“你这么凶干嘛？”
guyuzhuodoubeiqilele，neihuierguanzhongmenyekanlele：
—【bushi……zheishierhaizhenbuguaiguyuzhuoa？】
—【xiayanxinixiaozini……nirangwoshuonishenmehao！】
—【xingbaxingba，zheicijiusuanguyuzhuonixiaoziguoguanle。】
……
guanzhongmenxianzaibeigezhongmingxingdeyingxiaofanganhuyouduole，yibandoubutaihuitebiepianxiangmougemingxingle，dajiazhihuigengpianxiangyushishi。
“kanzheijiashi，zheishierhaizhenbuguaiguyuzhuo……”
guanchashilidehelaoshiyishikuxiaoyisheng。
ganjue……xiayanxidelaogong，sihumeiyoutashuodeneimebukana。
……