第5章:同房是不可能同房的

dezhixiaogebeiqifu,taquzhaozhaqianfulinwenkangrangtaguanguantanver,linwenkangneizhananquexuanzezhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan,zuoshibuguan!

rujin,jiangyueyaoyoupohuailetanverdeganqing。

zheiyike,shenhuafangduizhenggejiangjiarendouhenzhirugule。

jianmuqinchenmo,shenzhanggefanguolaianweitamuqin:“ma,womeishi。zaodiankanqingguxianshigelaji,zaodianbalajidiuhuilajiduitinghaode。”

shenhuafangzhidaofumudehunyin,zaiyidingchengdushanghuiyingxiangdaoernvdezeouguan。

takaidaonvershuo:“xiaoge,magennishuo,zheigeshijieshanghaonanrenduodashi。biejuedemazheimeduonianbujiehun,shibuxiangxinnanrenle,mashipazaihunhuirangnihegegeshouyidianerweiqu,zaijiashangmeiyudaohenheshideren,caidanzhede。niyebieyinweiguxianzheigezhanan,jiubuxiangxinaiqing、buxiangxinnanrenle……”

shuozheshuozhe,talveyitingdun,huatiyizhuan:“nikan,jintianbangnijieweideneigenanren,jiushigejihaode。”

沈长歌:“!!!”

tamuqinshuoneinanrenjihao?

neishiyikebaiqieheidezhimaxianertangyuan!

bujinjifuhei,haijibadao!haishanzhangweizhuang,mingmingshidahuilang,quezhuangchengxiaobaitu。

youxiangdaoshanhunmeishanlicheng,haiyinlangrushi,yihouhaikenengbuxingdibeikendegutoudoubusheng,shenzhanggejiurenbuzhunaoqiaoteng。

tajiubugaigenguxianzhengneikouqi。ruobuzhengneikouqi,tajiubuhuibazijiyekengjinqule。

“ei?xiaogenihaohaoxieguorenjiameiyou?neiweixianshengbanglenizheimedademang,nizenmeyedeqingduifangchigefan,huozhesongfenliwujirenjia。”

shenhuafangshihenxihuanneigebangnverjieweidenanrende。

buguotayehenyouzizhizhiming,tadenvershihenyouxiu,danneigenanrenyikanbianzhijuefeichizhongzhiwu,suibuzhiqishenfen,keyeqingchubushitamenzheizhongputongrenjianenggoupeideshangde。

shenzhanggedeyuqilveyouqiwuli:“xiele,songdeshiyifendali。”

tafufei:yishenxiangxu,zheifenxieligoudaba。[weixiaolian]xiangdaozheishi,tadunshiyouxiexingeng,xinqinggengchale。

shenzhanggedeyuqiyoumingxianbianhua,buguoshenhuafangbingmeiyouwangbiechuxiang,zhiyiweinverhaizaiyinjintianhunlitubianyishierxinqingbuhao。

tayoushuolehaoxieanweinverdehua,zuihouhairangnveryoushijianhuijiachigefan,zhujitianshenmede。

jieshutonghuaqian,shenzhanggezhengzhongdingzhutamuqin,ruguoyourenwenqitahunlideshi,huyouguoqujiuxing,buyaoduotibanjuguanyutagenzongzhengyuedeshi,yimianbeirennalaidazuowenzhang。

shenhuafangxiangdaoguxianpituiderenshijiangyueyao,erjiangyueyaoyiqianzongqianfangbaijidiqifunver;xianzaitingdaonverzheifandingzhu,tadangjihuiyi。

hemuqintongwandianhua,shenzhanggejixukaotangzaibangongyishangsikaorensheng。

yinweihunlitubiandeshi,shenzhanggeluxujiedaoyixieqinqiguanxindedianhua,yeyoudatingzongzhengyuede,doubeitahuyouguoqule。

vxheqiehaoshangyedoushoudaopengyoumenxunwendexiaoxi。

shenzhanggexinlitifangzhejiangyueyao,payourenlaitaotahua,mianduipengyoudexunwenheguanxinyekoufenghenjin,biaoshixianzaihenshangxin,buyaozaitidaoguxian,rangtahuanhuan。

mangzhehuiyinggefangde“wenhou”,jiuwangleshijian。

tingdaoqiaomenshengxiang,shenzhanggehuiguoshenqishenqukaimen。

kanzhezhanzaimenkoudegaodananren,tawen:“zenmele?”

“chifan。”nanrenxizirujin。

shenzhanggeweiweiyileng,zhuantouqukanleyanqiangshangdeoushiguazhong,faxianjingrankuaiwanshangbadianle。

tazouhuidaobangongzhuoqianshoushiyixia,diannaoshezhichengxiumian,cailikaishufangqufanting。

canzhuoshangbaizhesancaiyitang,doushijiachangcai,fenliangdoubusuanduo。

buguozheixiezhuangcaidepanzi,takanzheyouxieyansheng?buguojialipanzihewantingduode,meiciguangchaoshi,kandaohaokandejiumaile,zhenzhengyongdaodecishuquebingbuduo。

shenzhanggeqingtiaolexiameitou,tayiweizheigegaoguiyouyarudiwangdenanrenshishizhibuzhanyangchunshuide,meixiangdaojingranhuixiachuzuofan,haizuodeyoumoyouyang,sexiangweijuquan。

dangji,shenzhanggebuneimepaichigenzheigenanrenshanhunle。

tapingshihenshaodongshouzuofan,meicixiangzuofandouhuiweichishenmeerjiujiehenjiu,dabufenshidianwaimai,huozhechuquchi。

这个男人会做饭!

yihoutajiubuyongchiwaimai,buyongyinweiyaochishenmeerjiujiele!

jiudangshiqinglegebaochizhudechuzi,fenfangshuineizhong。

xintaibaizhenghou,shenzhanggeyemeineimekangjuzheigenanrenle。

“zongzhengxiansheng,youxieshiwoxiangxiangenniyuedinghao。”

zuozaitaduimiandeqingguinanren,congrongdizhaixiajiazaigaotingbiliangshangdejinsiyanjing,bimianchifanshijingpianranlewuqi。

qinglieshensuiyanmouwangxiangshenzhangge。

duishangnanrendeshenkaseyanjing,shenzhanggeyouneimeyishunmengdixinjingroutiao,chadiancongyizishangdanqilai!

doushuoyanjingshixinlingdechuanghu,guoranrutasuoliao,zheifujinsiyanjingshinanrendeweizhuang;tazhaixiayanjinghou,xianludeshensuiyanmouchongmanleqinlvexing。

“ng?”tadesangyindichenlenglie,feichanghaoting。

shenzhanggebikaitadeshixian,ananshenhuxilejihui,zaixinlizuzhihaoyuyancaikaikou:“shizheiyangde,suishuowomenyijingjiehun,kewogenniyeshijintiancairenshi,womeibanfagenyigecairenshiyitiandenanrentongchuanggongzhen,nixianqukefangshuiyiduanshijian,dengwomendoulejiebici,zai、zaitongfang。”

xincun:tongfangshibukenengtongfangde!

nanrenmeiyouzhengmianhuida,wenta:“haiyoubiedeyaoqiuma?”

shenzhanggequeyiweitashidayingle。

“haiyoude,yihoudehuoshifeiyouwochu,nifuzezuofanjiuxing,zhiyuqitajiawujiudouyouwochengbaole。”

kansishenzhanggechikui,shijitaxinlidexiaosuanpandadepilipalaxiang。

“haiyou?”nanrenyouwen。

“woxiangyinhunyiduanshijian,dengshijichengshuzaigongkai,ruoyourenwenqiwomenjiehundeshi,yeqingnifouren。”

“隐婚?”

“ng,yihouwohuizhaogeheshidejihuigongkaide。”shenzhanggezaicijitahuadabing。

zongzhengyuelianxiashenchenmocedeyanmou,bingweizhuijiushenzhanggexiangyinhundeyuanyinhuoliyou。

tadayingdao:“keyi。”

zheixieyaoqiu,sihuxiandezijiyouxiezhantabianyi?shenzhanggexianglexiangyouanweitashuo:“qishiyinhunduizongzhengxianshenghaishiyouhaochude,womenshanhunshandetaicaolvle,yihouruguozongzhengxianshengyudaoxihuandenvhaizi,keyixiangwotichulihun,wojueduibuhuizulan。”

“shenxiaojie,wogaosuguoni,wojiashibuxulihunde,zhiyousangou,niruoxiangrangwozhaodierchun,wozhiyousangoule,ng?”nanrendechunjiaoweigou,yuqiqinglengyouya,keyiyaozhong“sangou”zheilianggezi。

tasang、sangou?neiqibushiyaobatanongsi!shenzhanggekanzhetayansudeshenqing,hedeliandaqidoubuganchuanyixia。

“lihundeshi,dangdangdangwomeishuo,yinhun,jiuxianyinhun。”taganxiaozhegaikou。

“ng。”zongzhengyueduitadefanyinghaisuanmanyi。