春风十里歌舞厅！
“shishangzhiyoumamahao，”
“youmadehaizixiangkuaibao，”
“tourumamadehuaibao，”
“幸福享不了！”
……”
wujinzhanzaiwutaishang，shouwohuatong，shenqinggechangzhezheishou《shishangzhiyoumamahao》，qingdaoshenchu，yanjiaochudouyongchujidiyanlei，rangwushushuiyoukandedongrongbuyi，dahuzhenhanzi，zhennanren，namuboone。
keshiruguotamennengtingdaowujindexinsheng，neijiu……
狗日的宋敏！
laozitangtanggangtiezhinan，nirangwochangge，zheibushiliputamajilipukaimen——lipudaojiama？
wujinshenweigongfujuxing，yanjijingzhan，jingyenuli，yingdewushushuiyoudexihuan，zhishitagechangfangmiandecainengshizaishibukanruer。
tagangkaishikekebabachanglejishouliuxinggequ，jieguoshexiangshixiaogedangchanghedeyipiguzuozaidishang，erzhibojianwushiduowandeshuiyou，shunjianshaoleershiwan。
budeyi，wujinzhinengchangqixiaoshihouerrumurandegequ《shishangzhiyoumama》。
可是！！！！
fanlaifuquchanglesishiliubian，zhoudonglaileyeyaoliulei。
“nimenkuailai81haozhibojian，zheilidexiaoxianrouyudaochidaodaitule！”
“niangpaodazhanchidaodaitu，jingbaoyoumuyou？jingcaiyoumuyou？huanhuyoumeiyou？”
“qin，buyaonao，xiaoquanquanchuinie，xiaosiqinmenle！”
……
zheishi，zhibojianturanmaochuxuduodanmu，henduohunhunrushuideshuiyoujingshenyizhen，fenfenyongru81haozhibojian。
“niangpao？chidaodaitu？wandezheimeyema？”
wujinchenjixiexijifenzhong，huihuixue，tongshimanlianguazhewenhao，yenashoujidiankai81haozhibojian。
……
“chenge，wojidekehuyaodeshiyifenguobaorou，yifenshuizhuyu，yifensuanrongyoumaicai，yifenliangcaidazahui，sifenmifanheyidafendanhuatang，ba？”
shexiangshixiaogegenzaichenhedehoumian，zhongyuannaibuzhuneixindeyihuo，xiaoxinyiyidewendao。
chuanzhewaimaixiaogeyifudechenhetizhewaimai，manyouyoudezouzairenxingdaoshang，zaimanyouyoudedianlediantou。
“nei，ninhaoxiangduodingleyifen！”
shexiangshixiaogezhilezhitashoulidewaimai，henkendingdedianlediantou。
sheizhidaochenheyipiguzuozaimaluyazishang，manyouyoudedakaiyifenwaimai。
“sunweia，nizhidaoshentishigemingdebenqianma？”
“知道啊！”
“sunweia，nizhidaoyidunbuchiedehuangma？”
“zheige，yezhidaoa！”
“sunweia，nizhidaomodaobuwukanchaigongma？”
“zheige，a？nin，ninzheijiuchishangle？”
“wogangcailianxusonglelianggewaimai，nandaobuyinggaichiwufanma？”
shexiangshisunweiyanjingdengdejuda，huanhuantaiqizuobei，kanlekanshijian，shunjianlingluanle！
ganggangshangwujiudiansishiwu，nichinamenziwufan？
而且！
nitamadeyigexiaoshiqiancaichidezaofan！
haichilesigedaroubaozi，liangwandoujiang，yijilianggejidanguanbingheyiwanheimizhou！
keshichenhequebuguanneixie，yibiannachushouji，shuazheqitadezhibojian，yibianmeizizidechizhewufan。
“噗嗤！”
下一秒。
tazuilidemifanpenchusanmiyuan，haoxiangyigewandousheshou，yanzhuzidouchadiandiaochulai。
“wo，wogangcaikandaoshenmele？zheihuoshicongnaermaochulaide？”
……
“xuehuapiaopiao，beifengxiaoxiao，”
“天地一片苍茫，”
“yijianhanmeiaolixuezhong，”
“只为伊人飘香，”
……
bailuchuanzhehuangsedehuanweifu，liangzhishouwozheyibabizijilvediyixiededasaozhou，xiaoliantonghong，dizhetou，zixisaozherenxingdaoshangdeluoyehelaji，erbianquebuduanchuanlaifeidadade《yijianmei》。
终于！
bailurenbuzhutaiqitou，zuoshouchayao，youshoubadasaozhoukangzaijianbangshang，duzhexianhongkeaidexiaozui，nushizhebeihoudewuliangshexiangshi。
“denglei，nijiubunenghuanyishouyinlema？yaobuyaowomenliangyirenyigepowan，qujiekouyaofanqu？”
sheijianguonageyirensaodajie，pangbianfangzheishouyinlede？
zijigangcaigangadechadiankouchusanshiyiting。
shexiangshidengleiheiheiyixiao，ranhouqiaoqiaoxuanzexiayishou。
“shouliyapengzhewowotou，cailimeiyoubandiyou……”
youshiyishoushudebunengzaishudegequ。
“你，你……”
bailuqidexiaolianzhanghong，xingmuyuandeng，zaijiashanggangcailianxusaolebangeduoxiaoshi，xianghanlinli，feidanbuxianlangbei，fanerhaiduolejifenjiaohanhemeigan。
“xiannvxiafanbaimengyan，laopo，wolaile！”
“wohaoxiangchengweiwolaoposhoulidedasaozhou，meitianbeitabaozaihuaili，shuiyoumen，toupiaozhichiwolaopo！”
“loushangde，xianzaishibaitian，zuomengdengwanshang，sheiniaozu，ganjinzixingta！”
“woniaohuang，hantangliangjigao，yijingyijizhunbei！”
“zheiweishexiangshidageganjinnaiyizuote，fangdezheishishenmepoge，yetaidaixiganleba？laopo，woyuanyiheniyiqiliulangjietou，yiqiyaofan！”
“81haozhibojian，xiaoniangpaodazhanchidaodaitu，shengmingdaojishixianzaikaishi……”
“woqu，nishuodepaohedaozhengjingma？mobushiaiqingdongzuopian？”
“zheibushitongwangyoueryuandehuoche，woyaoxiache！”
“zheiyangdounengkaiche，ifuleyou！”
……
zhibojiandeshuiyouyuedaiyuepian，yinyinyoushibajindequshi，ranghenduorendoufenfenjinru81haozhibojian。
bailukanzhezhibojianwushushuiyoudedanmu，zhazheyishuangkazilandayanjing。
qitacansaizheweiletigaoredu，luzidouzheimeyema？
neizhonghuamianshiwonengkandema？
wanyikandaobugaikande，woshikanni，haishitoutoukanni？
daizheyisisihaoqi，bailunachushouji，diankai81haozhibojian！
“a？zhei，zheishizhongmo？？”
……
“wocao，woyiwangewocao，wokandaoshenmele？zheitmbushidianyingtexiaoba？”
“xiaoxianrou+niangpao，yiquandafeichidaodaituhechemen？wojianzheigedaitudelianhaoxiangbeinianyajiyaguo，douniuqubianxingle，wokanzhedouteng，taikula，zhongmoyyds！”
“qinmen，nimenfaxianmeiyou，zheigexiaoxianroudeshencaihaoxiangbigangcaihaolexuduo，haoxiangrangtatuodiaoyifu，ranhoumoyimo，kendinghenrun！”
“taikulagegouer，zheishiwuchidijianchoubuyaoliandejuben！”
“meicuo，womenjiawujingegedouzuobudao，tayigeniangpaopingshenmezuodao？”
“jianyijuzufengsha，jianyijuzufengsha！”
“+1”
“+10086”
……
suiranyibufenshuiyouxiangxinzhongmomeiyoujuben，danshiyuelaiyueduodeheizikuangpenqilai。
gangcaikangyixiangfangbianmiandouchadianshanleyao，xianzaiyiquandafeichidaodaituhechemen？
你说这不是剧本？
谁踏马的相信？
buguo81haozhibojiandeshuiyouqueshiyuelaiyueduo，conggangkaishideliangbaiduodexiaoyuxiaoxia，zhujianbianchengliangqian，wuqian，wuwan，shiwan，zheigerenshuhaizaijingpenshidezengzhangzhe。
renqizhi+1，renqizhi+2，renqizhi+1……
naohaizhongbuduanxiangzhexitongtishiyin，zhongmotaiqiyouquan，fanlaifuqukanlejiyan，luchuyigedesedebiaoqing。
“爽！”
tadakaichementiaodaodishang，paodaochidaodaitumianqian，haimeizixikan，zhouweihuranchuanlaiyizhenjingdidehongmingsheng，jinjiezhebiankandaoshijimingtejing，shijimingxingjingquanfuwuzhuang，heqiangshidan，bata，daitu，hehaichuyumengbizhuangtaideshexiangshixiaogetuantuanbaowei！
“咕咚！”
zhongmodiyicikandaozheimedadezhenshi，hedehunshenyizhan，lianmangjuqishuangshou。
“jichashushu，woshuowoshizhengdangfangwei，nimenxinma？”