第1章 我属羊

shirenchangshuo,shiyangjiubuquan,danyouyiquanzuodianqian。

cihualaiziyuminjian,yizhishuyangderenlishigeyoujiugemingbuhao,bushikefushaomu,jiushisangouwuzi,guguachanshen,qizhongzhiyirennengdafudagui,zuoyongtianxia,fuxianglianmian。

shuofalaiyuanyuwanqing,yincixishuyang,shouwodaquan,minjianbianshuotadeshuxiangwuguo,yushibianchulezheijujiduaneryouquanwukexueyijude——

‘羊命论’

youqishidongtianchushengdeshuyangnv,yinqiwucaoershi,gengshiyouchikongniangjia,youshikeqin,zhanghoukefu,‘dushoukongfang’yishuo,keweimingkuwuyi,qiantumiaomang,shuyangdelayuenver,jihucongchushengdeneiyikeqijiuzhudingmengyin。

er,gushideshiyin,jiushi,woshuyang。

腊月女羊。

……

wojiaozhujingwei,chushengyu1991nianlayue,zaiwohaimeixuehuishuohuadeshihou,jiubeijiarensongdaoleyizuomingweimohedexiaozhenshanghedanainaiyiqishenghuo。

xianjieshaoxiadanainaiba,tawuerwunv,zaixiaozhenshangjingyingyijiahuaquanshouyizhizhadian。

mingbairendouzhidao,zhizhashouyidianjiangjiuhenduo,sirendeshengyi,bushisheidounengzuode,dianzhutongchangdoushihuibainongxieyinyangdaodao,danainaiyeshiruci,tadelingyizhongshenfenjiushixiansheng,nantingdianjiujiaoshenpo,heibaihongshi,hunsangjiaqu,dianxuekanzhai……

没有她弄不明白的。

zhenshangrenduidanainaidoushiyoujingyoupa,jingni,ziranshidanainaineiyishenshenqidebenshi。

pa,zeduoyindanainaidezhangxiang,tashoushouxiaoxiao,pianshenglegeyinggoubizi,yanshenlingliyichang,yinsibandebaifazongyisibugoudeshuzainaohou,zaijiashangxiguanchuanchunheisedezhongshiduijinzhaoshan,bugouyanxiaoshinanmiankanqitaiguoyansu,rangrenxinshengweiju,rensongwaihao,heixianpozi。

congxuemaiguanxishanglun,danainaibuguoshiwonainaidebiaojie,wobajiaotadayi,yuwodexueyuangengshiweihuqiwei,danduiwo,taquegenqinsunnveryiyangdeshangxin。

taduiwoshuo‘zhufajieyouyinyuanerqi’。

yuanfenzheidongxi,kanbuzhe,mobudao,caibutou,danquetianding,wojirannengdaotashenbian,neijiushitadezhiqin,tadezuiai。

ruguobushibasuishibabalaidanainaizheierlaikanwo,wozhenjiuyizhiyiwei,wojiushidanainaideqinsunnver。

yeyinbabadeneiciyiwaidaofang,wocaizhidao,yuanlaijiarenshipabeiwofangkedaocaijiangwosongchulaide。

dangran,haiyouzuizhongyaodeyidianwoduozhanglegenzhuishengzhi,baihuajiangjiushiliuzhier。

minjianchuanwen,liuzhimingying,wozheiduochudeyigenshouzhijiuhengshengzaidamuzhideguanjiechu,xiaoshuchayiyang,xingmudezhichu,guiyieryouciyan。

shuxiangjialayuejialiuzhierjiaxingbie——

‘yangminglun’jiuzheimexilihutudezaiwotoudingshangzuoshile!

danainaishuowoshaqitaizhong,tongnianbunengdaizaifumushenbian,fouzehuirangzijiyujiarentuzengmonan,mingzhongdingshushiba。

banianduyijie,erbaguohoufangkeguijia,woshiliusuihoubiankehuidaozijijiaanranwuyudezhangda。

woquebuyuanyihuiqu,danainaiwenwoweisha?wozhishuoshebudeta,danzheijinjinzhishiyibufenyuanyin,gengduode,shiwoduihashineigejiademosheng。

zheixienian,wozaidanainaizheierzhijianguolaikanwodebaba,zhidaolewojialihaiyougexiaowosansuidedidi,youmama,younainai,yougugu……yidajiaziren,wobuzhidaozheixierenhuibuhuijieshouwo。

zaimohe,danainaijiangwoshiweizhangzhongbaoyanzhuzi,sheidouzhidaowoshixianpojiadejingwei,youtazai,meirenganqifuhuodaimanwo,danhuidaoneigemoshengdejia……wonalizhidaotamenhuibuhuixiangdanainaizheimetengwo,aiwo?

太多的不可预测了!

……

shiliusuiruyueerzhi,danainaishuoshuangbayiguo,rangwoshoushishoushidongxitahaosongwohuihashiqudushu,haishuoneishidachengshi,gaoloudasha,fanhuaxuanxiao,jialirenlianxuexiaodoujiwozhaohaole。

wobudaying,zhangzuijiuluoliechubabadeyiduibushi,“danainai,tamengenbenjiubuxiangrangwohuiqude!”

“胡说!”

danainaixianshaoduiwodongnu,“neishiniqindie,tanengbuxiangnima,haiyounima,ninai,ni……”

“nijiushishuochusijiulaoyelaiwoyebuhuiqu!”

woduozhejiao,danainaidezhizhadianshiercengxiaolou,yilouyonglaijiankezuomenshi,wohedanainairichangshenghuoqijujiuzaierlou,fangzijiajuniantouzhanglejiuyouxiezhiyazuoxiang,dibanbeiwozheimeyicaiqiangpidouyaohushandiaole!

“zhujingwei!nishaogenwotaigang,ninalaidesijiulaoye!”

danainaibeiwoqigouqiang,mole,zhinengkukoupoxindequanwo,“jingweia,wozhidaonizhangdale,neinigengyinggaidongshierlea,naibushihenishuoguoma,nimayaodaididi,niqinyeguoshidezao,niqinnainianjiyedale,bufangbianlaikannide……zaishuole,zanzheixiaozhenziyoushahao,hashikeshidachengshia,niquleneier……”

“不稀罕!”

wogengzhebozijiaojing,mudi,taiqiyoushouchongxiangdanainai,“danainai,nishuo,wozheiyangde……huiquhoutamennengjieshouwoma!”

“啥?”

danainailenglexia,“nibashuoxianqinishoule?”

“他……”

wochuixiayan,“tameishuo,danneibiaoqingjiushi……talaikanwoshidoubuyuanyilawoshou……”

duiyushou,woshizibeide。

woshangxuebenshenjiuwan,gangruxueshi,jiubeiyiqunbiwoxiaoyiliangsuidehaizizhuizhewenwoyoushouweishazhangdexiangjizhuahuoshixieqian……

tingdaozheixiewohuijiajiuweiqukule,suirandanainaihoulaiquxuexiaozhaolelaoshi,tongxuemenyebuganzainawodeshoushuoshier,danzaixuexiao,woyizhijiuyongzuoshouxiezi,ningyuanchengzuopiezi,yebuxiangsheiguofenguanzhuwodeyoushou。

“nizheihaizi,xiangduola。”

danainaitanchukouqi,“woyiqianzagennishuode?jingweishiyizhongniao,tianhaideshenniao,wozhisuoyijiniqimingjiaojingwei,jiushiyinweiwodexiaojingweiyeshishenniao!zhiyaoniyongyoubaizhebunaodeyizhili,neijianglaijiuhuibianchengfenghuangde!!”

womeihangsheng,menmendetingzhedanainaijixu,“jingwei!nizheishoujiushizhengming,duochudeshouzhilingdehen,shibiyibanhaiziyouhuigendezhengmingxiaodebu!nibujinjinshifenghuang,gengshibifenghuanghaiyaozunguidezhuquexingjun!shiniepanhoujiuhuizhongshengdebusiniaoa!!”

“danainai,woqiutianjiuchusanle,douxueguode……”

wokuzheliandunang,“jingweihezhuqueshiliangmashier……zhuquehefenghuanghaishiliangmashier……ninlaozenmelaojirouhedaoyikuaiera,xianzailianxifangdebusiniaodouchulaile……kezhennengzhongxijiehe……”

zheitaoshuociwocongxiaotingdaoda!

xiaoshihoubeidanainaixinaohuyoudezhenjuedezijilebude,xianzaitingdeduole,doumamule。

zaishuo,wochuledanzibiyibanxiaohaidadian,shentibiyibanxiaohaichadianergenbenjiumeifaxianzijiyoushaguorenzhichu!

shiliusui,womingbaishenmejiaoshanyidehuangyan,bushini**waichuanjiunengbianchengsupermande!

danainaibianchuyitaoyouzhuqueyoufenghuangdeshuofabujiushipawoliuzhierzibeime,wodongsai!

“daosuibutong,dandoudatong!”

danainaibeiwoduidelaijingerle,jiguanqiangsidekaishitutuwo,“woshuoyimajiuyima!nichushengneiwanshiyouxingsurumingde,jingsu,tianzhinanmena,zhuquezhishou!nijianglaizuoxianshengshihuichengdashierdezhidaobu!”