《wochushengshouyouliuzhibeirenkanchengyaoguai》shiyouzuozhexiaoxusuozhudeyibenxuanyilingyileixiaoshuo，qingjiejingmiaojuelun，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。《wochushengshouyouliuzhibeirenkanchengyaoguai》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：wochushengyu1991nianlayue，chushengbianshiliuzhier，‘yangminglun’momingzaiwotoudingzuoshi。zaiwohaimeixuehuishuohuadeshihou，jiubeijiarensongdaokaizhizhashouyidiandedanainaishenbianshenghuo。danainaishuowoyouxingsuruming，zhuquechuma，mingshahefang！zhengsuoweiqinglongbaihupibuxiang，zhuquexuanwushunyinyang，hanxuekuxinshuanghoulu，mingchaomingxulufenfang。……sheishuoshiyangjiubuquan，jiejiepianyaozuodianqian......
renxinzuibarangwowuzhefachuwuwudeshengyin，woshunshijiujitadaidaopangbianyikeshudehoumian，yizheshuganxiaoshengdezhangkou，“nibazheiyangerbachengjiushimengyou，wonaishuomengyouderenbunengjiao，yijiaohunerjiufeile……”
“捂捂……”
renxinpaizhewoshoubeishiyiwoxiansongkaita，wozheicaifaxian，jinzhangzhixiayoudianwujinle！
huangmangdefangxiashou，renxindakoudexiandaoledaoqiercaikanxiangwo，“jingwei，niquedingwobazheibushibeiguichan？”
woningzhemei，xinshuoquedinggepi！
danzheimegeshijian，zheimegedidian，wodangranyaowangjiandandefangxiangxunsile，xiangbiedebudejizijihechudianmaobinga！
zhendangwoshishadadanera！
“那梦游咋整啊。”
renxinjianwobushuohuajiuzhuizhewowen，haitingxinwo，“wobayebunengyizhicaizhewoyedefena。”
“我哪知道？”
“你别不道啊！”
renxinyazheshenger，chezhewogeboyaohuang，“jingwei，nizhuyiduo，kuaixiangxiangbanfa，yihuierwobabafencaitalezenmeban，woyehaizaixiamianni，tashengqilezaban。”
tashuodewodoumao，hainiyezaixiamian，neininengbunengjiaotarangnibaganjinhuijiachifan，dawanshanglaizheierqiongzhetengshenmewanyier！
sichukanlekan，zhouzaochuleshutangzijiushifenbaoziheiqimawuyidapian，wogengeershazisidechuanshenfenseqiuyiqiukunazhegeminixiaoshoudian，naodaifeisudezhuanzhe，xiangzhe，butingdehuiyidanainaiyoumeiyoudaiwochuliguoleisideshizhuanli，tadoushizabamengyoudenonghuijiade！
“jingwei……jingwei……”
renxinjiugenjiaowohunsidea，tantoukantabaliangyanzhuanguolianjiunianwomingzi，“banfani，nibanfani，rangwobabiemengyoulea。”
“woxiangzheni，nizheshaji！”
wojinzhelian，jiangzhen，zheihuanjing**dewoyehaipa，xintouhaocaozhangdedouyaochusangziyanerle，kemingmianshang，haidezhuangdebijiaoyashier，“youle，woxiangdaole！”
“zazheng？”renxinyanjinglimafangguang。
“那个……”
woqingleqingsanger，“bunengjiao，danshikeyirangtateng，rangtaganjuedaotengle，nibajiuhuiziranxing，zheiyang，niguoqu，qianibadatuiyixia，datuigenerrounen，niqujitaqiaxing……quba，quba……”
“……？”
renxinyuanrundelianmanshiwuyu，“qiawoba？”
“嗯！”
woyibenzhengdediantou，miaozherendaminhaizaineigenyuanfensideyidong，youxiezhejidezelesheng，“renxin，nikuaiqua，qiata，shidianjinger，xinglezanliangyehaogenzhehuijiaa，silengde。”
renxinchiyizhe，jiaobugangnuodongdaoshuqianjiujinghuyishengpaolehuilai，“gui！jingwei，youguia！”
wobeitaheleyitiao，zhengdayannazheshoudianzhaolezhao，chuletadiehaizaineijingjingyeyedeshangfenxiafendenayoubiededongxi！
shunzherenxindeshouzhidefangxiangyikan，youxiewunai，buguojiushiyuanchufenbaozishangfangpiaodangdejimolvseyingguang——
“linhuo，maofashengchengde，tianganwuzaoma，zirande，wonaishuoguo，neidongxishamaobingdoubufan，nibieyijingyizhadexingbu……”
shuozhe，woniutoukanxiangzangwohoutouderenxin，“youqishineigeziyan，buyaozaizheigechanghelaoti，henbujilide。”
真撞到了咋整？！
benshenjiugouherenle，sheidabanyedewangfenquanzipao，liangdaguniangwantanxiana！
“wobuqu，jingwei，niqubangwoqia，niqu……”
renxinzaihoutoutuizhewo，“nidanerda，nikuaiqu，wopaneixiegui……bushi，linhuo，heren，luanhuangdexiangyanjingside，nikuaiqu，wobushengqi。”
wowuyu，“zheishinishengbushengqideshierme，neishinidie，woqiadatuigenerbufangbianba。”
“aiya，meishier，jingwei，nikuai……”
wobeitatuisangzhezhihuang，‘gaba’！yisheng，jianbangguahuadaoleshuzhi，tengdewozuibayilie，shenshoujiumoxiangqunianbeiwodanaichoudechadianfengzhendeshangkou，“dengdeng！nibiedongwole，chuandebo，shuchajiwojianbangguapole，ya，chuxueledou……”
shuohuajian，yanweimiaodaoshoudianzhaodedongxichuxianleyiyang！
wozhilenglengdezhanzaishupang，renxinhaizaicuicuwoguoquqiataba，jianwobanshangbudongyouyouxiejinzhangdedishengjiaowo，“jingwei，nizadele？”
“你看到没……”
wozhengzhengde，shoudianmumudezhaozhetabadelian，shentijiangyingdelihai，shenzhiwangleyiludebodede‘buyaoluanzhao，sizheweidashuo’，zhishikanzhe，buganxiangxindekanzhe……
“看啥啊。”
renxinbujie，“nikandaoshale，niquqiaa。”
“qiashenmeqia，maya，liangren……”
woroulerouyanqueding，houjiliangmimimamadechuleyicengdelenghan，huapodeyoujiangengshicicideteng，“nibadebozishang，qilegeren……”
“什么？！”
renxinyonglidelouzhuwogebo，jingkongdedidiyiner，“zainale？”
“zai……zainibadebozihou……haiyou……”
woshengyinyoudiyoudou，“niyeye！”
“nibiehewo，jingwei，nibieguyihehuren，wozhidaoniaihuyouwo，nibuganqiajiuzhishuo，biezhaozheizhongliyou……”
womeizhisheng，zijiyebuganxiangxinyanqiankandaodedongxi！
heiqiqidehuanjingli，woshoudianjiuxiangjuguangdengyangyixiabayanqianderendaminjisuodingle！
锃光瓦亮的啊！
rendamindalagenaodaisishuifeishuidehaizaizou，dancike，houbojingshangshirangwozhenzhenqieqiedekandaokuaqizheyigeren，nvren！
tachuanzheshenqipaoshiyangdefeidaguazi，baise，toufahenzhang，fajiluanzaozaodeshuzhe，liandichuizhe，zhangzhangdesuifajiupiaodangzailianjiapangbian，rangwokanbuqingzhangxiang，shouhenhei，qingzidezhijiejiuzhuazherendaminhounaoshaodefa，qimayibansizaizhihuizherendamindexingzouluxian……
“jingwei，nishuohuaa……”
renxindesangyanerliyueqikuqiang，qiadewogebodouteng，“woyezainale，woyezainale？shiwoyechanzhewobaba！”
“你爷在……”
wozhigougoudekanzherendamin，hunshendexuedouliangle……bushilengde，ershiyizhongguzilishenchudeliang，yaozenmeshuowokandaodedongxi？
yigepanzhelingluanfajidenvrenzhengqizhetadiedebozi，ertaguqudeneigeyeyexianzaiqueshibeitabacaizaijiaodide？
naomenzimadea，fenbaozibujianle，wokandaodejiushipingdi，renxintayejiupazaishibeihoutou，lianchaoxiayidongbudongde，errenxintaba，jiukangzheneigenvrencaizhetazijiqindiedehoubeizoulaizouqu……
马杀鸡似得！
guanjianshitayebingbuxiangshoua，maizaidishangdelianyinyuedefachuaiyouaiyoudedichenshengyin，bansibulahuode，budui，tayebenshenjiushigadea！
我去！
zheizhongqingkuangdatuigenershiyaoqiasheidea……
“……”
woshuobuqingzijidefanying，hunshenfaliangjianguzilixiangshihaiyaoqueding，quedingzijishibushihuanjue！
renxinzaiwoerpangtaotaoshenmewomeitingqing，zhimumudetaigaoshoudian，yonglidezhaozheneinvrendecelian，mudi，neinvrenjuranbatouzhuanxianglewo——
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“呕~”
woweilizuoou，chadiantule！
jiaoxiaweiweiyitui，shoudianshangdeguangshujiuzheimecongnvrendelianshangchuanleguoqu，zhaodaolefenhoumiandeshu，dannvrendeshentihaizai，xiaotuirengzairenxintabadejiantouchuguazhe，guazixiadekutuitaizhang，huangdangzhe，meikanzhejiao！
“shi，shi……gui……guigui……”
wochedibengkui，“danainaiei！”
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