“先生？”
wolengleleng，zheitaoshuocidanainaidaoshitouhuishuoqi，“danainai，nishizhi……wohuiheniyiyang？huisuanmingkanshier？”
“比我强！”
danainaishoubihuazhe，“nijizhu！xiansheng，fengaozhongdiliecha，ruoyaozuodaoxianshengzhongdejidachengzhe，zeshusilingruming，donglongduinanque，xihuduibeiming，yideng，dedaozuikuai，tianshengyinyang，yihubaiying，erdengxuyaomoli，yichaodeshi，wanfumodi！！”
wobeidanainaishuodeyun，“danainai，woshijideng？”
“dengjiushijie，meigexianshengdejieshudoubutong，buguo，huigenzuizu，chengshierhouzuiyouzaohuade，dangshusiling！”
danainaiyilianzhengse，“zigudouqinglonglvxianchutou，zhangguandongfangqisu，xingqingchunhe，zaiyoubaihushiren，zhangguanxifangqisu，shubaishouzhizhang，nengzhibocuorui，xingqinggangmeng，zhuquezejinsuiqihou，zhangguannanfangqisu，zhuangrujinji，shengxinggaojie，feichenlubuyin，feinenzhubushi，feiqiannianwutongbuqi！
tasifenghuang，quebifenghuanggengjiazungui，jianzhetianxiataiping，yingxianglibenyulongbuxiangshangxia！”
danainaihuanlekouqi，“danqueyinweiqishuhuodeshuxing，chise，yumuzhijianzhudedaoguanmiaoyufanlejihui，suoyi，zhuquezhinengshiyinxingdechuxian，zaizheixiejianzhuzhong，weiyouqiangtibupahuoshao，yinci，womenrenshidechiniaozuihouyejiuchuxianledaoguanmiaoyudeqiangtishang……
jiyuci，zhuquedexingqingshishumaodun，tagaojie，zhipo，yinni，queyouruhuobanchilie，chuanshuo，tameicisihou，zhoushenjiuhuiranqidahuo，ranhouzailiehuozhongzhongsheng，bingqiehuodebizhiqiangengqiangdadeshengmingli，chengzhiwei，niepan。”
“danainai，nindengdeng！”
womihule，“woshisilingzhongde……zhuque？”
开玩乐吧！
danainaizheiyoushiweileanfuwoxianbianchulaideba，suishuoyitaotaode。
“你以为？！”
danainaishenqingyansu，“wode’fenghuangshuo’juebushixinkoucihuang，jingwei，nijiushizhuque，huoniao！mingbailema！！”
“……”
我没明白！
gaojie，zhipo，yinni，ruhuobanchilie？
zheixiegenwoxinggeyebuaibiana，wochengsilesuanhuopokailang，doubifengqu……
咳~！
kezaidangshi，woxinliquexunsusuanlebizhang……
zanyaoshixuedanainaidebenshile，shibushijiubuyonghuihashineigemoshengdejiale？
妥妥滴呀！
“danainai，woyaozuoxiansheng！”
meiyouyu，wodangjijiuchaozhedanainaikaikou，“woyaoxuenidebenshi！！”
这理由太充分了！
“niqueding？”danainaiyanjingyimi，jingguangshanshan。
“确，确定啊！”
woyouxiefahuang，weibiaodiqihaihuilexiashou，“danainai，woyoujiyiqijiugenzhenichumenkanshierlea！fangfangmianmiande……henshenqidema！nijirandoushuowoshishazhuquele，neiwodangranyaoxuezuoxianshengle，haideshi……dagede……xiansheng！xiangshi！shensuan！ninfangxin，jueduibuhuidanwuwoxuexide，zheiyang，jiang，jianglaiwohainengbangni……neige……chumenkangeshiershadeshiba……ngheng~”
meishuowan，yinerhuoshengshengderangdanainaineishenbukecedeyanjiwohehuiqule——
“你心不诚。”
danainailianyansuzhe，“jingwei，ruxingbushierxi，qibanlukengbanzhiduo，nanyixiangxiang，jindiansuanming，bixutiezuigangya，duikangyaoniexiechong，youqinengqinglvwangwei，shaoyoubushen，bianhuitaluhuangquan，wuhuitouzhilude。”
“大奶奶……”
wodunlejimiao，renzhendeduixiangtadeyan，“wozhendetingxiangxuede。”
实话！
daxiaowojiugenzhedanainaigegezhenzizou，qudemeigeshizhujia，xiangshoudeneidoushiguibinjidedaiyu，tamenmeiyigerengannawodeliuzhiershuoshier，meirenganshuowoshishajixinger，jianmiandoukuawozhangdepiaoliangjiling……
renjiayuwofeiqinfeigudeweishayaozanmeiwo，taohaowo，xihanwo？
haibushiyinweiwoyougedegaowangzhongdedanainaime。
wochangchanghuixiang，ruguowoyehuidanainaideneixiebenshi……renmen，shibushiyehuineimezunzhongaidaiwo？
“danainai，nishuoguo，zanjiadexianerduo，za……nidehuoer，bushisheiqingdounenglaide，suoyi，woyiqiancaimeiganheninshuoguozheixiexiangfa……”
womiaoleyiyandanainaigebidexiaowu，neigewuzilishizhuanmenyonglaigongfengde，mianquanshipaiwei。
danainaizhisuoyijiaoheixianpozi，zhange‘xian’zijiushishuotahuiqingxianer，zhibuguo，qingdedoushiwaiwuxingdesanxianer。
beifangchumadebanxianerhenduo，yesuandifangtese，wenzhejieershunengxiang，dangran，banxianerduole，pianziyeduo，dashendebenshigaodizheshicanchabuqi。
wocongxiaojiugenzhedanainaisichukanshieryesuanlvedongyier，neiwuxingdexianerjiushirenmenshuzhidehuhuangbailiuhui，huli，huangpizi，she，ciwei，laoshuwudaxianjia，qimenxiashougongdediziyeshizuiduode。
waiwuxingdexianerjiubijiaozale，suchengsanxianer，dongzhiwudouyou，danainaitangzishanggongdeyouhama，haxianerjia，tuzi，zhangerdaxianjia，yeji，fengxianjia，haiyouhuxianer，langxianer，guixianer，yuxianer，hexianergongjibagexianjia。
dongwudedaobuyi，waiwuxingbineiwuxingchengshiergengjiakunnan。
danainaitangzishangdebagepaiweidoushiwaiwuxingde，wojide，basuishihaizhiyouwugepaiwei，duochudesangeshidanainaizheixienianchumenjirenkanshierluxudaihuilaide。
danainaishuozheixiexianjiazanshihaimeizhaodaoyouyuandedizi，daotazheierjiushiwomenjiadebaojiaxianle，tamenhuizaidanainaiyouxuyaoshilinshenbangzhuta，ertayaozuode，jiushijingzhong。
fengchuyishiwu，jingshou，shangxiang，songgongyibudoubunengcha。
ruoyihouweixianjiaxunmidaoleyouyuandizi，nengdanduliqitangkouzuihao，xunbudao，zeyoudanainaiyizhigongfeng，taruozoule，zinvhourenyeyaochuandigongfengxiaqu，zheiyesuanshixianjiazhongdeguiju。
dan，shifengxianjiadezheigerenquebushisheidounengzuode，youqihaishixiantangzizaxianerduode，zheigerenbudandenengzijiqingxianer，haidebangyaochumadedashenanpaitangkou。
dengjihuafendehua，danainaibiputongdedashengengsayixie，zhibailaijiang，jiushizhidaodashenchumade，sucheng‘lingtangdashen’。
youtingduorenqinggexianerhuiqujiushuokeyichumale，jieguoni，youdeqianliangnianshitouhenmeng，mingtougangchuqu，jiuyuekanyuebuzhunle，taqingbulaiyabuzhule！
gengyoushenzhe，shanglaijiuhushuobadaoluanpianrenqiancai，zheizhongrenhuoxushenshangyagenerjiumeixian，chunjiezhedanainaizheizhongbanxianerdaxiademinghaozuojiaoshigun。
danainaishuozheixienianchumadediziyuelaiyueduo，suibiansheidouganshuozijiyouxianyuan，sheizhidaohuiqinghuilaigeshenmewanyier，zheidongxinijueduibunengtingxianershuo，tamenbushiren，zhiyoubanrendesiwei，xiudiandaomenhuishuohualeyehaochui，chumadiziyaoshizaixinshubuzhengtebierongyibeidaixiadao，zuihoubeimodefengfengshasha。
zheixiedoudekaolingtangdashenqukan，qushi，jiyaoshilaoxianerdebenshi，yedekandizidexinshuhuigen，youyitaozhengerbajingdechengxuyaozou。
zhenzhengyoubingmadelaoxianerpiqidouda，shisuisuibianbianjiunengrangrenqinghuiqudeme？
水深着呢！
danainaizheihuoerzhenbushisheidounenggan，tajiyaodezhongxianjiaxinren，haideyounengyadezhutamendebenshi。
wozhidaozheixiedaodao，yejiubuganhuluandekaikoushuozijiyaoxueqingxianerle。
yaobushitingdanainaishuowoshisilingruming，wojiusuanyouxiaoxinsiyedezangzheyezhe，padejiushizijimeineigexianyuannengnai。
“jingweia，nizhenzheimexiangde？”
danainaiyuqifanerqingroulejifen，“bushikuangwo？”
“不是。”
worenzhendehui，“danainai，woshibuxianghuihashidejia，danxiangxuebenshiyeshizhende……”
“唉~”
danainaiqingtanyishengmolemowodetou，“yaorudao，nijiuzhenbunenghuihashidejiale，jingweia，nikexianghao，zheiyibumaichulai，kejiuyoubudenile。”