第五章 张狂!##

nanrenyishenheiyi,shouchiyikuaitiehe,qidingshenxiandezhanzaiketingkou。

mingmingkanqilaishiyigeputongren,queshizaishunjianxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang,qiangliedaojizhidecunzaigan,ruyibafengmangbiludelijian!

张小凡!

zuijidongdesunyanfangfonishuizhirenzhuazhulejiumingdaocao:“haonvxu,ni……”

“闭嘴!退下!”

zhangxiaofanyizhisunyandebilianggu。

zaizhoujiarenzhenjingdeyanshenzhong,sunyansuolesuobozi,guaiguaidetuidaoyibian。

zhei……haishineigefeiwunvxu?

sunyanzheizhongqiruanpayingdenvren,juranbeiqisigezijihetuile,hailianpidoubuganfangyige。

zhousiruishenqingyouxiehuanghu,ganggangtahaizainaozili,xiangdaozheigerendeyingzi,xianzaijiuzheimetuwudechuxianzailemenkou。

zhousirui:“zhangxiaofan,ni……”

“你也闭嘴!”

zhousiruilianyihei,zheiren,zhenshihechibierenhechishangyinleme?

hundan!lilehunhaishineimetaorenyan!kee!

woganggangjuranhaixiangdaotale,pei!

zhangxiaofanbinglengdeningshizhousirui:“sheirangnishengqide?sheipizhunnishengqide?jiezhuyiyue,mengmeiweiming,dongqizedashangyuanyin,bulixinzhu。nibushishenmedoudongma?zheidoubuzhidao?chunnvren。”

zhangxiaofanwanquanbugupangren,zhigougoudedingzhezhousirui。

zhangxiaofangenzhegandieganmaxuedeyishouqianghengdeyishu,yiqianshitafashibuzaishiyong,xianzaishiyanjiechu,chuyanjiushiyixuejiedezhilimingyan。

huaitaiyiyue,maorandongqihuichudongtaiqi,feichangyingxiangtaierdexinzangfayu。

tazheijuhuameirentingdedongshishenmeyisi,weiduzhousiruizhidao‘jiezhuyiyue’shizhishenme。

lianpitengditonghong,henhendedengleyansunyan,congmingrutadangranzhidao,kendingshisunyantoutoubaoxin,rangzheigehundanzhidaole。

“nicaichun!nipingshenmemawo!”

buzhidaoweishenme,zhousiruimingmingshizaihaizui,nuqiquefanershaolexuduo。

zhangxiaofandao:“congxianzaikaishi,daoyihoudeyiduanshijiannei。meijingguowodeyunxu,buzhundongnu,buzhunshengqi,mingbaima?”

“不明白!”

“这是命令。”

“你……”

“nimenyouwanmeiwan!”zhouqianlongjianzhangxiaofanyijinlaijuranwushita,haigenzhousiruichaoleqilai。

“zhangxiaofan,bushitingshuonigenzhousiruilihunlema?zenmehaiyoulianlaizheili?”

zhangxiaofanyidao,likejiangzhoujiarendezhuyili,congzhousiruideshenshangxiyindaoletadeshenshang。

“hai,wokanbachengshilihunmeifendaoshenmeqian,xiangpaodaozanjiazulilainaotengba?”

“zheigefeiwulilezhoujiajiuhuiesi,genqigaiyiyanglaitaoqiandeba?”

……

yilunsheng,rangzhouqianlongxixuedexiaorongzhanfang。

“yuanlaishilaiyaoqiandea?”

shuowan,shuadicongzijideqianbaolichouchujizhanglingqian,diuzailezhangxiaofandejiaodixia。

“给你,滚吧。”

zhangxiaofanmeitouyitai,yanpimoranyitiao!hanyi,huzhiyuchu!

sunyanhezhousiruihuximengdiyizhi,huaile!

zhangxiaofandezheizhongzhuangtai,yourangtamenxiangqilebaitiandeyimu!

“wobushilaiyaoqiande,woshenshanghaiyouzhousiruijiwodeyiwankuailihunfei。”

zhangxiaofanshuodemeicuo,taxianzaizijinengyongdeqian,zhiyouyiwankuai,haishitazheiliangniandemaishenqian。

哈哈哈哈……

zhoujiarenfangfotingdaozuihaoxiaodexiaohua,xiaoshengsiqi。

充满了讽刺与戏谑。

zhangxiaofanliansequeyirujiwangdepingjing,zhishiyandishenchuyinzangzheyisifengkuang。

“wolaizheili,diyi,wozhidaonimenzhoujiajianqianyankaidedexing,wolaishiyongzheifujiazhidagaisanqianwande《liushuishanjutu》jizhousiruishushen,zheifuhua,zugounimenzhoujiazuijinjigeyue,buzhaotadehuiqile。”

zhousiruifennujichi:“wei!shenmeshushen?hundan,nibawodangshenmele?”

“闭嘴!”

shuowan,zhangxiaofandandansaoshiyiyan,dangdiyisheng,paikaileshoulidetiehezi。

yifuyugangcaizhouqianlongnachudehuayimoyiyangdehuazuo,chuxianzailezhongrendeshiye。

liangfuhuahaowuqubie,ruguoyingyaoshuoyoushenmebutongzhichu,jiushizhangxiaofandezheiyifusecaigengan,zhizhanggengcao,yinzhangyegengduoyixie。

zhouweirenchijingbuyi,zheizenmeturanzuanchuliangzhangyimoyiyangdehualaile?

“哈哈哈……”

zhouqianlongjiaokuangxiaoronggengjiashengfang:“zhangxiaofan,nizhenshidiyuwumenganghaozhuangjinlai,nikankanzheishishenme!”

唰!

zhouqianlongdakaizijide《liushuishanjutu》!

zhangxiaofanmorandao:“nishijiade。ganjinshaole。”

congsanjieneilichulaidedongxi,zhangxiaofanyoujueduidexinxin。

“nifangpi!wozheifushijingguowopangbianzheiweiwendashiqinzijiandinghoucaiquedingdezhenwei,wendashishiyoumingdejiandingshi,renjianenggaocuo?”

zhouqianlongyipaishenbianyimingshanyanghulaotou,jixiaobuyi。

zhangxiaofan:“woshuonishijiade,nijiushijiade。nisuanshenmedongxi,yepeigenwolunzhenjia?”

kuangaodeyuqi,rangzhoujiarenzaicihuaran!

xuduorendouduizhangxiaofantouqufennudemuguang,zheigegangganglihundefeiwu,juranganrucifangsi!

zhouqianlongkeshizhoujiadiyijichengren,zhoujiademenmian,qirongbierenqingshi?

zhousiruixiumeiweidong,kanzhangxiaofandeyanshen,congjueduidefennubumanzhong,yanhuachuleyisiyihuo。

zheixiaozi,zheikuangjing,heyiqiandabuxiangtongni。

zhiqianjiciyiweitashixiaorendezhi,kexianzaikanlai,haoxiangbingbushizheiyang,ershizhenzhengdefaziguzilidejiaoao!

ketapingshenme?jiuyinweijiejie?

还是有其他的倚仗?

zhousiruiruoyousuosi,liantazijidoumeifaxian,tahuranduizheigechaoxixiangchuleliangniandeqianfu,chanshenglehaoqi。

zhouqianlongqideyaoyaqiechi:“zhangfeiwu,zheilishizhoujia!”

zhangxiaofanlengxiaodao:“duiwolaishuo,nalidouyiyang。”

shuowan,zhangxiaofanpadiyisheng,jianghuajuanpaizaizhuozishang,ranhoujixudao。

“diyijianshiqingbanwanle,xianzaishuodierjianshiqing。”

zhangxiaofanmuguangluozaiganggangzhouqianlongsaxiadeneixielingqianshang,yanlihanmangrusubeihanfeng,zhuixincigu!

“dier,ganggangnizhouqianlongdejudongrangwohenshengqi,bazheixieqianjianqilaichile,wojiuyuanliangnihenimenzhoujia。”

zhouqianlongjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo:“nishuoshenme?niganggangzaoyaolaoziguhuadeshiqinghaimeiwan,yougankouchukuangyan?”

“jiniqianshilaoziduinideshishe,niyinggaiganendaide!hainiyuanliangwo?buyuanliangyounengzadi?niyouzhongjiubaqiansaijinlaozizuilia!laia!”

heiyinanrenyanpiweitai,yizhenjingshihanguangzhaxian!

“nidetiyi,zhunle……”