第三章 我家房客,真的不是人

disanzhangwojiafangke,zhendebushiren

mianduichunanshenchudeshou,tangshichenmozhemengranzhanqi,yanshenbinglengpiaoxiangluoshuinan,“guolai。”

zheijuhuayishuochu,luoshuinanruzaodianji,quanshenzhandou,shenqingweijudezoudaotangshimianqian。

“你,你们?”

chunangaobumingbaifashengleshenme,nishuinanganmayaotingtangshidehua。

haimeidengtaxiangmingbai,jijiushidehongdengguanbi,damendakai,yishengconglimianzouchulai,“womenyijingjinli,xianshengjieai。”

“啊,什么?”

tingdaoyishengdehua,chunanbenjiuyihuodedanao,cishigengshifanyingbuguolai,yishengdeyisishizaishuo,luoshuinanmeijiulema?

wangzheyanqiandeluoshuinan,zhuazheyishengdeshuangjian,shuangyandengdaxunwen,“yisheng,nishuoshenme?”

“luoshuinanzi,qiangjiuwuxiao,yijingsiwang。”

yishengshuowan,chunanruzhaoleipi,lengzaidangchang,qiangjiuwuxiao,yijingsiwang,siwang,si。

neixinluanzaozaode,shijieguanbeisidexilan,chunanshuangyanwushen,yantonglidaoyingzheluoshuinandeshenying,“yanqianzhanzhedenanren,shishei?”

aiya!wodexina,youxieshoubule。

chunanwuzhexiongkou,mianduizheishijieyouguidexinxi,tananyijieshou,guicha,fangkebushiren?

他见鬼了!

zhongzhongxinxifenzhitalai,jielianbuduan,rangtadanaodangji。

zheiyike,tazhongyuxianglequyeyelinsiqian,neixunxunshanyoudehuayu。

“haohaoduidaineixiefangke,jiangtamendangjiarenyiyangxiangchu,bunengganfangkechuqu,xinjinzuhubixuyouyuanyoufangkejieshao,caihaojieshou。”

youxiangqitaneilinsiqiandeshuominghezhufu。

“meiyuejideanzhangbenshoufangzu,neixiejiahuoruguozhenkunnanfangzujiaobushang,qitadongxiyekeyidia。”

“ruguoyoufangkeshualaolai,jianjuebujiaozu,youmeidongxidifangzu,zenmeban?”

“nei,ni,kanzheban,zheixiefangke,bu......bushiren......”

chunanninanqilai,“yuanlai,fangkemenzhenbushiren。”

shuowanhou,taiqitou,cishishoushushiwaimianmeiyouren,weiyoutahetangshi,haiyoushuiguinannv,“ni,nizhendebushiren?shiguicha?”

“wozaoshuoguo,nibuxin,woyoushenmebanfa。”

tangshidelianshangzhanluxiaorong,nengwenzheigewenti,shuomingchunanyijingchabuduoxiangxinziji,tanazhebianzizhanqilai,xiangyaoganxieshenme。

啪!

bianzichaozhekongzhongyichou,pingkongyidaomaozheheiqideliefengchuxian,liefengyouruheiyouyoudeshuyan,youhaoxiangmen,huanhuandakai。

“chenguichen,tuguitu,gaishanglule。”

liefengchuxiandakai,tangshiduinvshuiguishuodao。

nvrenwangyiyanluoshuinan,yanshenduoleyidianshuobuqingdaobumingdesecai,chaozhetangshibaixie,tiaoruliefengzhizhong。

“haiyouni,yexiaquba。”

nvrenxiaoshizailiefengli,tangshihuitouwangxiangluoshuinan。

“a,wo,womeisi,wobuxiangxiaqu。”

luoshuinantingdaotangshidehua,jingkongmoming,xiangyaotaopao。

啪!

huiyingtadeshiyibianzi,yijitangshizhongfudehua,“chenguichen,tuguitu,gaishanglule。”

啊!

beibianzidazhong,luoshuinanhaoxiangshilehun,renleming,shenqingbiandedaizhihuiguoshenlai,chaozhechunanbaixie,youbailebaitangshi,zongshentiaojinliefeng。

yinanyinvtiaoruliefeng,shuyanhuanhuanbishang,zhizhixiaoshibujian,dishangpingkongliuxialiangtazhiqian。

tangshiwanxiayao,jianqizhiqianpailepai,weixiaoqilai,“fangdong,zheiyuedefangzugoule。”

shuowan,jiangmingbijiaojiyilianmengquandechunan。

wangzheyanqianhezaoshangshoudaodemeiyoushenmechabiedemingbi,chunanjixiesideshenchushou,buzijuedejiangzhiqiancongtangshishouzhongjieguolai。

“这有什么用?”

jieguolaihou,chunanyouxieganga,tabumingbaimingbiyoushenmezuoyong。

“zheixieguiqutoutaihouliuxiademingbi,bushiputongdezhibi,shiyinde。”

唐诗解释起来。

“yinde?guzhichuanyanshuoyaoduojiyinde,neigeyinde?”

chunanyouxiebuqueding,tadenaodaihunluan,zanshiyunzhuanhuanman,youxiefanyingbuguolai。

“meicuo,guangjiyinde,qiyunjiashen,zeyihoudai,youyindederen,shangtianbijiangcifuyuta。”

tangshijieshiqilai,yebianxiangshuoming,tafudefangzuzujin,wuchaosuozhi。

zhidaoyindedezuoyong,chunanjiangyindeshouxia,fangrudaizhong,xinliyijingjieshouyanqiandeshishi,kouzhongchuisizhengzha,“nimen,zhendebushiren?”

fangkebushiren,zheijuhuayeyeshuodehua,huidangzaierbian。

“duia,womenyikaishijiumeiyinman,zaoshangbushidoushuolema?”

tangshizhanluxiaorong,chunanxiangxintashiguicha,yihoujiubuyongmafanjieshile。

“nei,qitafangkeni?tamenyeshiguicha?”

chunankouganshezao,tiantianzuichunjixuxunwen。

“guichajiuwoyigeni,wodeshenfennanenggentamenbini,qitafangkedoushilebuqidecunzai。”

tangshijichukendingdedaanhou,yemeiyouxishuo,“xiangyaozhidao,nikeyihuichuzuwu,zijiwen。”

fanguanchunan,cishitadeyanjingdengdehenda,youxiebuganxiangxin,shijiezenmeyishunjianjiubianle。

tajiafangkebushiren,zhenbushirena!

jintiandeshiqingyouxieciji,ciqianjiechudeshijigezuke,chunandoujialeweixin,tamendebiaoxiandouhenpingchanga,genputongrenmeiqubie,zenmejiubushirenleni。

shishibaizaiyanqian,buyoudechunanbuxiangxin,yeyehaiyouduoshaoshiqingmeiyougenzijishuo?

xiangdaozheili,taxiangdaoyeye,“woyeyezaixiamianhaihaoma?”

“nifangxin,tahenhao,nengchengweizheilidefangdong,biranbukenengxunchangduidai。”

“nimenweishenmeyaozuwojiadefangzi?”

“yaoxiangfuxianxiulu,xiuluzhidaoma?gongdewuliangdeshiqing。

nijianailiujiejiaohui,goutongliudaoshengling,bingchengdaqiyun。

zaijiashangshangtianyouhaoshengzhide,liuyixianshengji,gezhongyinsuyingxiang,kezhuwomendujie,jianruowomendejienan。”

“tingbudong,kanshangquhenxuanhu。yisishichuzuwuzheigedifanghenniu,xianzaiguiwosuoyou?”

“cichugoutongliujie,shiliudaoshengjisuozai,youdaqiyun,youdajiyuan,ernijiushineixiuluren,shitongdaokanmenren,shirenjiandeshouhuzhe。”

“zuchuanxiuluren?kanmenren?shouhuzhe?wodagaidongle。”

tingdaotangshidehua,chunanyouxiehaoxiao。

tajiazheigedifang,shuobailejiuxiangshouguolufeideshoufeizhanhuoguanka,tashishoufeiyuanjiankanmenrenjianxiulurenjian......

fangkemendushenmejienan,xuyaojiaofangzudiyujienan,neiliyuanyinhenfuza,danxiaoguojiuyige,chunanzhidaozijizuoleyugong,mianduiyiqunbushirendefangke,yihouniule。

“shiqingjiushizheiyang,ninengjichengfangzi,bingchengdaqiyun,naitianzhuding,anhetianyi,shenjuyixianshengji,duiwomenlaishuohenguanjian。

duifangkelaishuo,nijiushiweiwomenbaojiahuhangxiuchengzhengguodeqitiandasheng。”

chunantingwan,xinliyoudianshu,dangengduodeshimimanggengengduodeyiwen,“dashengzhendecunzaima?”

“你猜?”

“你猜我猜不猜?”

“哈哈,回去吧。”

liangrenduishiyixiao,youxieshiqing,gaishuodeziranhuishuo,meibiyaoxungenwendi。

“hao,wojialenimenweixin,wanshanghuiqu,jiangnimendoulajinqunba。pingshiwoyeyaoshangke,kenengjiangubuguolai。youshenmeshiqing,keyiweixinshuo,”

“neixiemeijianiweixinde,wolatamenyixia,huorangtamenfangbiandehuajiayixianiweixinbei。”

“那,就多谢了。”

liangrendongyiju,xiyijudeliaozhe,manmandezouchuyiyuan,genxunchangrenmeiyourenhedequbie。

renheyigelurenkandaotamen,douhuiyiweitamenzhishixiangchurongqiadexiongmei。

weiyouchunanzhidao,jintianfashengdeshiqing,shiduomededianfutadeshijieguan,zhengyouyigebuyiyangdeshijiedamenxiangtadakai。

yeyelinsiqianshuodehua,bingbushiqifen,yebushiyijumarendehuabushiren,ershizaishushuoshishi,zijiadechuzuwumaosizhendebujiandan,erneixiefangke,tamenzhendebushiren。

congxianzaikaishi,tacaiwanquanyishidao,zijiyijingchengweiyugong,yigefangkedoubushirendefangdong。