disizhangpengyouquanzhanshisantiandedoubushiren
5月26日，晚。
zhetengyitian，chunanleidebuchengrenxing，xinlingheshenglidepibeixilai。
tajiafangkedoubushiren，jitajudadechongji，zaijiashangmangliuyitian，zaozaojiuchenchenshuiqu。
5yue27ri，zaoqi，8shi，tianqiqinglang。
luxutongguofangkeyanzheng，jiashanghaoyou，mangliusuanshigaoyiduanluo。
xianlaiwushi，chunanduifangkemendeweixinpengyouquanchongmanhaoqi，nazheshoujifanqilai。
shouxianshitangshi，duichunanfabiaolexiangguanxinxi，“jintianlaileyigexinfangdong，keyouqule，xiacipaoyewu，haizhaotaqu......”
pengyouquanxinxihoumian，yougezhongguli，birumaositalaodadeluwuming，haiyoumaosierlangshendeyangerlang，genwenniuhaiyouwangfuliaodexingqi。
tamenliaotianzhongtouluchuyangerlangdeheitouqukenyueliang，bingyangmuchangexianzidefengcaidengdeng。
kandaoliaotianjilu，chunanganjuefangkemensuiranbushiren，dandoushiyouqudecunzaia，genputongrenmaosibingmeiyoushenmequbie。
huaizhehaoqixin，jixuquwajueqitafangkedepengyouquan，xianshidoushikongbai，houmiangenzhedeshipengyouquandoushijinzhanshizuijinsantiandetishi。
fangkemenyiwangdaodifaguoshenmepengyouquan，huozheyoumeiyoufaguopengyouquan，quanbudoushiweizhi。
zhiyutaganggangdexingweikenengbeilaqupengyouquanheimingdandeqingkuang，tashiwanquanmeiyoukaolvguode，cishizhanjutaxinzhong，zhiyouyigejuyifansandeyiwen。
“nandao，neixiepengyouquanjinzhanshizuijinsantiantishideweixinhaoyou，doubushiren？”
shijieguanbeiqiangliesikaiyijiaodechunanyouxieyishenyigui，takanguohenduoweixinhaoyouyebujiantamenfapengyouquan，pengyouquanshezhidoushijinzhanshizuijinsantianneirong，nandaotamendoubushiren？
yicicaice，chulechuzufang，kenenghaiyouqitabushirendecunzai，zaishijianxingzou。
“jiangtamenlagequnba。”
xianghaojiugan，chunanjiangfangkemenladaoyigequnli。
dengmangwanle，tacaiyoukongguanzhuweixinqun，limianyijingrenaoqilai。
“......”
fangkemenkaishiliaoqilai，qizhongshuaishenwenniuhecaishenwangfushiliaotiandandang，bicizhijianbuduifu，jiuxiangyiduipc，genduifangguobuqi，gangqilaizhenfengxiangdui，yanyuzhizhongdouhenyouqu，genpingchangrenyiyang，liaodehuankuai，gezhongduanzixialiaoxinshounianlai。
kantamenliaotianneirong，qunlijiaqilaiderenshubushao，chunanxiangdaoyigeyanjundewenti，“huashuo，dajiajiaozuzidoubuyongqian，shuidianfeiyongyigeyueyeyaobushaoqian，woyigedaxuesheng，nandaoyaochuqudagongkangxialai？”
“fangxin，bushihaiyouwozheigeerfangdongma？”
yigemingjiaoyangerlangdeidtiaochulai，chengdanxiashuidianfeihuiying，“qiandewenti，doushixiaowenti，wentishiwoyouqiana，shuidianfeikayijingdajinquyiqianwan，nenggoukoufeishijinian。”
“666，erfangdong，wonaini，youkongranglaoheijiwoliuyixia。”
“shuaishenbiezuosi，chenzhelaoheimeihuilai，nimashangjiangxinxishuazou，beitakandaoyounihaoshou。”
“......”
wenniuhewangfuliangrenyougangqilai，tianshengbuduifu，youtaolunqiyangerlangjiajiaolaoheideheigou。
chunancaiceshierfangdongyangerlangneikenyueliangdeheigou，tingdaozheigeerfangdongdechenghu，rangchunanyouxiezaiyi，“erfangdong？”
anlishuoerfangdongyinggaishibangtashouzuzideren，danshishibingbushiruci。
“chuzuwuyouyuezu，oueryourizufangke，haiyoujishaodenianzufangke，zuishaodeneijiushierfangdong，maileyigetaofangdefangke，dangranbuyongjiaozudea。”
chunanyiwengangfachu，jiuyouluwumingjieshiqilai。
“erfangdonghaomai，mianlexiaodemeiyuefangzuyo。memeda=￣ω￣=，keailian”
cishi，tangshiyeshuoleyiju。
“原来如此。”
chunanfangxiashouji，xinzhongleran。
5yue27ri，xingqiri，wan。
chuliwanchuzuwudeshiqing，chunanfaxianzijihaishigehaizi，mingtianyoukeyaoshangxue。
congxiaofumushuangwang，genzheyeyezhangda，xianzaihaiyaoguanlichuzuwu，guozaochengshouzheshenghuobunengrenshoudeku，haozaifangkemenbushiren，doutinghaoxiangchu。
chumenzuoditie，ganwangdaxuechengjiangdadesushe。
......
sanjiangdaxuecheng，jiangdadaersushe。
huidaosushehaimeikaimen，limianqiangzhandeyouxishengyinchuanchulai。
kaimenjinqu，susheneizhiyougeruobujinfeng，maozaidiannaoqianfenzhandeshaonian。
“laosi，chuquyundongyixiaba，zheiyangxiaqunizhenkenengcusia。”
shaonianshijingjileiqiangzhanyouximi，yeshisheyoulaosiqiangshenchenfugui，duiyutadezheizhongmoyangyijingjianguaibuguai，chunanbuwangtixing。
“nanenga，xintiaodesudubunengjiang，xueyedeyundongliang，jueduichaoguolaoerzheizhongzhazha。”
shaoniantouyemeihui，nengshuoshani，zuoweisheyou，chunansuanjinlile。
gangjinmen，shenhoudefangmenyoubeidakai，yigejiroufadadedahanpaolai，sanfagungunhanwei。
jinsuiqihou，shiyigenaiyouxiaosheng。
susheannianlingfen，jiroufadadeyundongnanshilaoda，mingjiaolisheng，xihuanwanzhibozichenggouge，tongxuedoujiaotagousheng。
tashenhoudenaiyouxiaoshengshizixuqingshengdeergelonghuhao，chunanshilaosan，qiangshenchenfuguizuixiao。
sheyougeyougedeaihao，tamenxinggesuirangebutong，xiangchuhaisuanrongqia。
“laoerneimezaohuilai，nidenvpengyouni？”
duiyulaoerlonghuhaopotianhuangdezaohui，chunandengrenyouxiejingqi。
mianduizhongrendejingqi，ergelonghuhaozixuqingsheng，congbuquenvpengyou，renzhangdeshuaiqi，qizhiyehao，zaijiashanghuilaishi，zaixuexiaorenshiderenhenduo，zhidaodexiaoxiyehenduo。
“shuxueyaotujikaoshi！”
“buhegejiuguake，meiyoubukaojihui。”
“luntanshangyourenshuo，laogupohualezhongdian，shizhongdianbiaozhubuchudeneirong。”
“wangjiekengguobushaorenguake！”
“......”
cishi，shuochuyichuanzhenjingdexiaoxi。
tingdaoxiaoxi，sushezhongrenyipianaihao，dajiashuxuedoubuhao，kongpazheishishiyaozhongjiang，guakele。
“buguanzenmeyang，wopiankeyanzhong，jiranyaokaoshi，kanqitayebuxianshi，wojiukanhuadezhongdianba。”
chunanyiranmeiyoufangqixiwang，shuxuezhenderangtahenwuli，jigexianjiuhenbucuo，xianzaizhinengjiangxiwangjituoyuyunqi，“wanyikaoshidoushizhongdianneideni？”
“呵呵，想得美。”
“nipiankeyanzhong，hainengkaozhongdiandaxue，zhenshiqipa。”
bicihenshuxi，duiyuchunandejudong，zhongrenqianzetazheizhongxingwei。
pingrilikaoshixiadese，yebujianchunanxuexi，qitakekaoshidouminglieqianmao，weidushuxuebuxing，zheijihuishifennande，bunengfangguo。
“ni，nimenzheixiejiahuo，shenmexinli？shenmebiaoqing？bujiwolinshibaofojiao？”
yingzhesanrenbishideyanshen，chunanlianpihouziranbupa，“yekeshitiancai，nuliderenyunqidoubuhuitaicha，zheicishuxuekaoshi，kanwobiaoxian。”
“呵呵！”
sanrenzengjichunanyigenidongwodongdajiadongdebiaoqing，biaoshiduitadeshuofa，chulebishi，jiushibuxiangxin。
“你们等着瞧。”
chunanfenranshenshoucharukudai，taochu......shouji，faweixinjitangshi，xunwenyindezenmeyong？
【mingbizenmeyong？zaixiandeng，henji。】
【xinzhongmoxiangshenmeshiqing，shaolejiuxing，keyixinxiangshichengyo。
ruguomeishenmetaiquedingdeshiqing，yekeyijiangzhibidaizaishenshang，yindekeyijinidailaihaoyun。】
【neimeshenqi？kaoshishaozhidemanfen，xiangxiangjiuyoudianxiaojidonga。】
wenleqingkuanghou，chunanxuanzhedexinfangxiayiban。
jiangshenshouchuaijindouli，yaotaotadebaobeichulai。
tingchunanzheimeshuo，sangesheyoumuguanghuijudaotashenshang，chunantiaodongmeimaoxiangshouzhezhongreneguanzhuyanshen，congkudoulitaochumingbi，“nimenkankan，wodebaobeizenmeyang？”
纸钱？冥币？晦气？
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