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zaochen，badian，shengwuzhongjiangjiangyichucongbingbumeihaodeshuimengzhonghuanxing，menglongzheyishuanggenbenmeizhengkaideyanjing，jiangyichumochuleshouji。
yijiesuo，manpingdoushixinxiaoxi。
「bushiba！！yangeyetaiwenroule！！」
「cao，zheigenaixindeyuqi，woshunjiannaochuwanzitianwen！！」
「zhunao！！nabi！！xietamade！！」
「nianqingyinlejiahoubeiwenrongyanxluoponianshangxiaotiqinshoujiang……jiangshenmelaizhe……」
「biaozhunyulequanwen√wochongle，youwutaitaiyouwutaitaiyouwutaitai！！」
「饿啊，饭呢！！」
……jiangyichujuedenanyizhixin。
bushiba，zuotianneibudaoyifenzhongdeduihua，beizhuanfaliangwanci，lianzijiyuanbenniaobulashideweibodouyourenlairi，yizhiridao2015nian。
yigejilingqingxingguolai，jiangyichushoumangjiaoluandiqufanzijiyoumeiyouzaizhiqianshuoyixiepihua，faxianwangshangkaiqiangdoushiyongxiaohaozhihou，caianxindishulekouqi。
zheihaimeihongni，jiukaishidanxinshifeile。
zhengdasuanshuigehuilongjue，ketingchuanlaixisushengxiang，jiangyichuyigeliyudatingdanqilai，congcongmangmangdizoulechuqu。
起的真早。
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genlewenrongyanyigexingqi，jiangyichufaxianzheigerenshizhendegou。
tiantianbadianqichuang，shidianzhunshichumenbuzhidaoqunaer，shierdianhuigongyuwushui，xiawusandianchufaqutushuguanbuzhidaoganxieshenme，wanshangwudianhuijia。
ranhouzaitashuijuedeshihoulianqin。
biewen，wenjiushishichahaimeidaoguolai。
“nitamadoudaolebangeyuedeshichale，haimeidaoguolaini？”jiangyichuqixiaole，henbudebashouliyiwanshuiguokoudaozheigesha/bitoushang，zaijitazaipinduoduoshangpindiannaozi。
jiangyichujuedeyihuo，weishenmemeirenchulaishaleta？
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“wenlaoshiwanshanglianqin？”gebigongyuderenyilianmangran，“meitingjiana。”
jiangyichumihuochengbiaoqingbao，doubeiduofenfuti？neimedashengtingbujian？
“wa，wanshangyelianqindehua，yetaikekuleba……”
“guoranguoran，biniyouxiuderenbinigengnuli……”
“wenlaoshirenzhendetaixinkule……”
yingle，jiangyichuquantouyingle。
ranhoutafaxian，zaozaidiyitianzijibatasuozaimenwaizhihou，wenrongyanbujinhuanlesuo，haizhengjianwuzizuolegeyinqiang。
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“zheilibunengzuo。”shifukanlekantadefangjian，youxieyihandigentashuo，“zheimianqiangyouxieteshu，muqiankenengzuobulegeyin。”
？
jiangyichushenzhihuaiyizheigerenshibushibeiwenrongyanmaitongleyiqigaozijide。
meiyougeyin，tajintianwanshangyoubuyongshuijuele。
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qiantianshifaedisanlezhang，wenrongyanhenbudetiezhejiangyichudefangmenlajianqiang，shiyaorangmeiyigeyinfudouhenhenchajintadeerduo，zuotianshihuolawuqu，wenrongyandeyibaibashibeikuoyinqishenzhishendaolefangmendixia，sisiduijinjiangyichudefangjian。
kanba，yinleshihuishuohuade，erwenrongyanshoulilachudequziwuyibuzaijiaoxiaozhetongyangdeyijuhua：
老子不是花瓶！！
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jintian，beijingshijianwanshidian，jumutoudeshengyinzhunshixiangqi。
jiangyichushouzhongdebiniedekacaxiang，mianqiangonggongzhengzhengdecaogaozhishangshashihuaxiachouloudeyibi，payishengbabishuaixia，jiangyichuyaozheyadangchangdiankailuyinji。
nitamayeyoulachengzheiyangdeshihou，nitamayeyoujintian。
laozirangnishenbaiminglieshunbiansilannichouedezuilian。
yijiaobamenchuaikai，jiangyichuzhengdasuanshuochukoudechaoxiaohuayishunjianluohuiduzili，shoulideshoujihaowuzhengzhaodiluoxiaqu，kuanglangyishengzazaijiaobeishang。
wenrongyan，zhentamazaijumutou。
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“ganshenme？”wenrongyansongsongjian，youjiangshoulidejuziwojinledian，“meijianguojumutoua？”
yijiaocaizhedengzi，yishouzuanzhejuzihengchihengchidijudengtuier，yibianjuhaiyibianyiweishenzhangdizezeyousheng，“hanjinwoyudexiaoshaoyejiushibudangjiabuzhichaimigui。”
zhuangshenmezhuang？jiangyichubaiyanfandaotianshang，zheigerenyichangyanchudexinchoujiunengmaiyichedengzihaoba？！
tafenmingjiushizaiguyigeyingziji！
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jitianzhetengxialai，jiangyichumeiyiwanshangshuilegehaojue，tuozheyidingpengluandetoufahedaizhexuesideyanjingqupailiandeshihou，haoxierendoutoulaiyiweibumingdemuguang。
“nimenkandaomeiyou……tadelingzixiamian……”
“wozhidaowozhidao！！”
“bushibabushiba，nandaotamenzhende……”
yankanzheduimianyiqunrenweizaidingyinguzhongjianliaobagua，neizheijiangyichukerenbulele，yigejianbuchongshangqu，dangchangpazaigushangwanglimianzuan。
“liaoshenmeliaoshenme，woyaotingwoyaoting！”
zhangqingwangzheyaocezuanjinlaideyigenaodai，kanshaziyiyangwangzheta。