我是我cp的头号黑粉三十七度九-著

小说简介

zaiwoshiwocpdetouhaoheifenzhong，jiangyichuwenrongyanshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。sanshiqidujiutongguoqiaomiaodexushujiangjiangyichuwenrongyandemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。jiangyichuwenrongyanzailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing，danjiangyichuwenrongyanshizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。wennuandeshuihuanraozhoushen，jiangyichukaozaiyugangdebianyuanjianjianxiachen，shoubeihuanhuanluchushuimian，yinyunzainongyudereqizhong，xundeyanjingkanbuzhenqie。shou……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。

精彩章节

06

wenrongyanxinqingyuyuedizoujinwuzi，yidakaimenjiuminruidibuzhuodaoyisiyiyangcibideweidao。

黄瓜，妈的。

pingxicongketingzouguo，pieyanjiukanjianpantuizuozaishafashangbuzhikanxieshenmedejiangyichu，yipangdewanlizhengzhuangzheqiehaopiansahaotangdehuanggua。

wanqiule，xinshiyouxihuanchihuanggua。

大无语事件。

zhouzhemeipingzhehuxizhengdasuangankuaipaohuizijidefangjian，jiutingjianshenhouderenlenglengdikaikou。

“yaochini？”jiangyichukaimenjianshan，budasuangentaduofeihua。

“shenmeyaochi？”wenrongyanmiansebugai，biezheqibiyinjizhongdifanwen，huangguacibiyouguiyidefangxiangshunzhezuichundezhanghecuanrubiqiang，xianxierangtadangchangtuchulai。

“shaolai！”jiangyichulengshenghechi，shoulideshubenhenhenzadaoshafashang，“nihuansuoleba？yaochijiwoyibaa！”

sihubeizheizhonglvedaiminglingdeyuqijideyouxiebuyue，wenrongyanlengyanwangzheta，meiyouyingtadehua，jingzhizoujinzijidewoshi，ranhounachuyigehezi。

suishourengdaojiangyichumianqian，kuanglangyishenghedetaxianxiediuleshoulidewan，pieyanyisao，haojiahuo，yizhengheyaochi，shaoshuoyeyouyibailaiba。

“buhaoyisia，wobuxiaoxinsuishourengjinqule。”wenrongyansuishouboleboyefengchuideyouxiesanluandetoufa，yikaozaimenkuangshangsongsongjian，shifenwuguditanshou。

anmayisheng，kuangdijiangshoulideshuiguowanzadaozhuoshang，jiangyichuyibacheguoneigehezi，gancuizhandaomenbianyibayibadishi。

tashenzhihuaiyishibushizheigebizaiziweilegaozijitedimaileshengxiadejiushijiuba。

shiledagaiyouersanshiba，jiangyichushizaishifanle，zuilimamalielie，hudinaoziyizhuan，qingxiaoyishengbasuoyouyaochirengdaoyiqi，suibianyaoleyao，fangdaoleyipangdezhuozishang。

“zhaochulaile？”wenrongyantiaomei，qingqingtailetaixiahe，haozhengyixiadiwangzheta，“gongxi。”

恭你x的喜。

jiangyichushenxiyikouqi，xiaodeyoutianyoumingmei，“wobuyaoyaochile，genzhenibujiukeyile？”

07

zaochenbadian，jiangyichuzaiyizhenxixisusudeshengyinzhongxinglai，jingjuedipaqilai，kanjianwenrongyanzhengzouchuwoshi，yilianzhenjingdiwangzheziji。

jingyama？weiledengtazheigehundanqichuang，jiangyichushuimengzhongdoumimihuhude，shengpashuichenletingbujianwenrongyanchumendeshengyin。

tazhendebaifenzhibaiqueding，wenrongyanhuizaicizuochubatasuozaigongyudeeliexingjing。

nianzherenzoudaozizhucantingchifan，jiangyichusisidingzhemianqianzheigecongrongbupodiduanzhepanziren，tazoudaonazijigendaona，shengpayigebuxiaoxinbarengendiule。

yankanzhetaluozuo，jiangyichusanxiawuchuerrengxiashoulideshiwujia，mangbudiediyegenzhezuoleguoqu。

yizuoxia，zhouweiyizhenxixu。

wenrongyanzuodeduanzheng，xinwupangwudichulipanzhongdeshiwu，chiqidongxilaiyeshiananjingjing，yifuduanzheyouyajiazidemoyang，kandejiangyichuyizhenfanwei，henbudeqiazhetadelianjitaguanxiaqu。

“neigeshibushiwenrongyana……”

“jiushi、jiushihuashengletuanzuijinpinqingguolaideshouxie^……”

“neichangyanchunimenkanlema，zhendejuele！”

qieqiesiyudeshengyinbujueyuer，jiangyichuyouxiefanzaodijujiaokouzhongshiwu，shenzhixiangbaerduobishangyijianxiaoyin。

genzairenqigaoderenshenbian，jiushizheizhongjieguo。

“wotingshuowenrongyanqishi……”

“qianguize？……buhuibawokantaladeting……”

“eiei，tamenshuoqishishouxibenlaiyinggaishi……”

哦哟？

jiangyichushashicongshenyouzhongjingxingguolai，erbianbuduanhuixiangdeneixiexianyansuiyujidetamengdetaiqitou。

eyoyo，yuanlaiyeshiyourenbuxihuannidema……

chunjiaodougouqixiaozhangdehudu，jijuchaofengdexiaorongyubei，jiangyichuyitaitouquekanjianzuozaizijiduimianderenmianseruchang，sihaomeiyoutingjianneixierendefengyanfengyuyiyangzhending。

wozhekuaizideshouqueyijingyonglidaofanbai，jiazaikuaizishangdeshiwushenzhidiaodaopanzili。

yangqidechunjiaohenhenzhengzhu，jiangyichuzhiyishunjianbiandixiatoumaijinwanli，yongliyouwangzuilibaleliangkoudamifan。

嘲笑中止。