“tianshangxiayudishanghua，nibaxingshanixingsha！”
“aiyama~~haizhenshi，genwobaqueshishiyigexing！”
“chumendachenidejiaochuzu，nibadejieshibushidejiaodagu？”
“meicuomeicuo，zhenshiwodagua！”
西海市，莲湖公园。
qingchenshifen，gongyuanneibeiyicengbowuqingqinglongzhao，humianboguanglinlin，hehuatingtingyuli，fangfoyifumeilideshanshuihua。
erzaizheipianhuajuanzhizhong，youyizuogupodianyadeqiao，qiaoweiyice，baizheyizhangzhuozi，puzheganjingdebuman，shangmiancuoluoyouzhidibaifangzhejiyangsuanmingdegongju。
zhuozihoumianzuozheyigenianqingren，shenzheshenlansedaopao，shangmianxiuzheyunshuituan。
fajiyongyigenjiandandeyuzanguding，yaojianxizheyigenbianzhijingxideyaodai，guazhejimeitongqianyuyigexiaoqiaodehulu，kanqilaibieyouyifanfengwei。
kanzheduimiannianqingdenanzi，fangyangzhuazhetadeyoushou，xixiguanmotongshifenxidao：“renchiliangshi，yangchicao，nidenianlingzhidingbinidiexiao！”
xiaohuojidongdelianliandiantou：“zhendui，zhenzhuna！nizhenshidashi！”
fangyangdandanyixiao，jixukaikoudao：“chifannidezuo，shuijuenidetang，nibanimajiehun，nizhidingmeidaochang。”
“meicuomeicuo，haizhenmeijiaowo！”
xiaohuozaoyijingpobujidaile，jintiankesuanshirangtayudaozhendashile，jiaojidewendao：“dashi，woxiangrangnibangwosuanxiayinyuan，nikanyaoduoshaoqian？”
“ai~~”fangyangbailebaishou，buyuedehuidao：“chujiarenbushuoqian，shuoyuan！！”
“ang~~wodong，wodong！”xiaohuoganmangcongkoudaitaochu500kuai，fangzaizhuozishang：“dashi，ninkanzheixieyuangouma？”
“keke~~”fangyangjiazhuangkeleyisheng，jipangbiandesheyingshishilegeyanse。
sheyingshidailengleyixia，limaxinlingshenhuiganmangbaqiancongzhuozishangnazou，xiongkoudeshexiangtouruoyinruoxian，ruguobuzixikan，genbenkanbujian。
qiandaoshouhou，fangyangyemeimoji，yilianchensidekanzhenianqingxiaohuodeshouxiang，suihouyounielenietadeliankanlekanmianxiang。
zuzuguoleyifenzhongzuoyoucaidianlediantou，yifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzidandanxiaodao：“genjunideshouxianghemianxianglaikan，niyinggaihuizai20suitanlianai，23suijiehun，24suidezi，haoyunbuduan，hejiatuanyuan。”
tingwanfangyangdefenxi，xiaohuozimianluguguaishense，bumingsuoyidehuidao：“dashi？niquedingma？”
“queding！！”fangyangdudingdedianlediantou，zhilezhipangbiandeqizi，shangmianxiezhesangedazi——saibanxian。
ranerxiaohuoxiayijuchadianrangfangyangpenchulai：“keshi...wojinnianyijing33suilea？boshidoubiyele，daoxianzaihaimeitanguolianai。”
“sha？”fangyangjingdaile，kanzheyanqianneizhangzhinendelian，renmale。
这尼玛是33岁？
nijiushigaosuwoweichengnian，woyexinna！！
jiuzheizhangxiang，suanbusuanpengci？
“keke~~”fangyanglianmanggankeleliangshenghuanjieganga，henkuaijiupingfuhaoqingxu，fanwendao：“niboshibiyele？”
xiaohuodaidaidedianlediantou：“shia！”
“neijiuduile！”fangyangzixinyixiao，dandandejieshidao：“zhishigaibianlenidemingyun！”
噗嗤~~
pangbiandesheyingshidangchangmeirenzhu，xiaopenlechulai。
xiaohuoyedailengleyixia，renyoudianmeng，touyoudianyang，haoxiangyaozhangnaozile。
知识改变了命运？
zheihuazenmeganjuehaoshuxi。
kewentishi...zheigegaibianmingyunshizheimelijiedema？
fanyingguolaihou，xiaohuodunshihuomaosanzhang，mengdezhanqilaipaoxiaodao：“pianzi！！wocaifanyingguolai，nizhiqianshuodeneixie，doushifeihua！！！”
“baqiantuijiwo，woyaojubaoni！！”
shuozheshuozhehaizuochuyifuyaodarendedongzuo。
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cishi，《quanzhidaren》zhibojiande10000duomingwangyouquandouxiaochoule。
——【tingjunyixihua，shengtingyixihua。zheizhenshiyichanghanchanglinlidesuanminga，wogaokaodeshihoujiushibeizheixierenjixiaqude。】
——【20suineinian，suanmingdeshuowojianglaihuiyoutaohuayunchanshen，shengmingzhongbiyoutaohuajie，houlaidashichushoubangwozhanlelantaohua，jieguowonvpengyoudangtianjiugenwofenshoule，daoxianzaihaishidanshengouyitiao。】
——【woyiqiansuanming，suanmingxianshengshuowoyanjingbuhao，wobuxiedeshuowo5.0deshili，zhidaohoulaizhinengshoujichulaile，xianzaiwodeyanjingsanguang300du，guoran..kejigaibianmingyun！】
——【zhiqiansuanmingdeshuowonenghuodao99sui，zuotianxiabanwoshunzhebaloujiutiaoxiaqu，jiuwozheibazi，sheitemehaizoulouti？haibieshuo，xianzaidekejitingfada，jiazhiyetingfangbian。】
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fangyangganmangshenshoubailebai，quanshuodao：“biejidong，biejidong！！”
“zheizenmenengjiaopianni？xinzeyou...buxin..woyemeibanfaa！”
“nibujiushizhaoduixiangma？buyongsuanle，pindaozhijiesongniyizhuangyinyuanba。”
“a？”zheihuazhijiejixiaohuozhengbuhuiledou，gangzhunbeikaipen，yingshengshengbielehuilai，yihuodewendao：“songwoyizhuangyinyuan？nihaixiangpianwo？”
fangyangzhenglihaobiaoqing，baichuyifugaorendezitaidandanyixiao：“fushengwuliang，chujiarenbuhuisahuangde，bijingwotoudingshangkeshiyouzushiyekanzheni。”
“niruguoxiangxinwo，xianzaijiuquqianmian200michudeyigexiaotingzidengwo，nideyinyuanyihuizihuihuizhaoshangmende。”
“zhendejiade？”zheixiabieshuoxiaohuole，jiuliansheyingshiyejingdaile。
“wodouyongzushiyefashile，nihaibuxiangxinwo？”fangyangyilianwuyu。
“hao！woxinni，woxianzaijiuqu。”
“去吧去吧！”
kanzhexiaohuoyidiandianxiaoshizaishiyezhong，fangyangneixinyizhenmaniang。
yaobushishenghuosuopo，tahebizaizheishouqi。
qianjitianmomingqimiaochuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijiechengleyimingdaoshi，jichengleyigepodaoguan。
benyiweizijijichenglezheimedayigejiaye，zheibeizinapadanggedaoshiyenengxiaoyaozizai。
jieguoquefaxiandaoguanliliangezhanglangdoumeiyou，genbenjiujiebukaiguo。
wunaizhixia，tazhihaozijixiashanquhuyou..suanmingzhuanqian。
haoburongyizhuandianqianzhunbeihuijia，pidianpidiandehuilai，jieguoquefaxian...jiabeitoule！
zijidedaoguanmomingqimiaochenglelvyoujingdian。
gengcaodandeshi，tahuiquhaidemaimenpiaocainengjinqu。
yinweitameiyourenhezhengjunengzhengmingdaoguanshizijide。
zheixiahaole，chedishaleyan！
qidetazhanzaidamenkoumaleyizhengtian，gezhongzanghuacengchubuqiong。
shenzhilianzijidezushiyeyegenzheyiqima，fanzhengtabuzaijia，suibianma。
qiaodeshi，beiluguodeyoukepailexialaifadaowangshang。
所以，他火了！
jiemuzukanzhongtaderenqi，lianyeshangmenyaoqingtacanjiajiemu。
bijingzheimepilipiqidedaoshi，wangyoumenhaishitouhuijian，juedefeichangyouyisi。
fangyangrenzhendekaolvleyigewanshang，xinrandayinglexialai。
没办法！！
jiahuibuqu，youmeiqian，zhinengzaiwaimianzhuanqian，haiburucanjiajiemuzhuandianwaikuai。
《quanzhidaren》zaijinniansuanshifeichanghuodezongyijiemu。
jiemuzaidingdangdedangtian，jiuxiyinlequanwangdeguanzhu，zhiyinbisaidejiangjingaodayigeyi！
jiemuzuyaoqing100mingxuanshoujizhongzaixihaishi，juxingweiqibanniandezhibojiemu。
qizhuyaomudejiushiweilezhibogexinggeyedeshengcunbaitai。
bisaikaishiqian，meigerendouyaoshangjiaoshouji，koudaishenwufenwen。
zhiyoujiemuzutezhideshoujiyibu，keyidadianhuayekeyishoufukuandaohangdenggongneng。
danbuzhunchakanqitaxuanshoudechengji，fouzeshiweizuobi。
xuanshoutongguozijidenulihuodebaochou，bannianhou，renqihezichanpingjunzuigaoderenbianshiguanjun。
bencijiemuyigaiyiwanglubodexingshi，caiyongquanchengzhibo，jimeigexuanshoupeibeile24xiaoshigenpaisheyingshi。
sheyingshilaideshihouyeshijieranyishen，tadechihezhuxing，quandoudefangyangjiejue。
suoyitashihuanqilaiyemeiyousihaokeqi：“kuai！ganjinshoushidongxi！”
“a？”sheyingshilengzhule，bujiedewendao：“ganma？zhunbeipaolu？”
“feihua，dangranshibangtazhaoyinyuanqu。”
sheyingshimengle，nanyizhixindejinghudao：“zhendejiade，wohaiyiweinigangcaizhishihuyoutade。”
fangyangyibianshoushiyibianbiyidechouletayiyan：“shoulerenjia500paolu，neijiaozhapian！”
“bushi..niwanzhende？”sheyingjingdaile。
“nidangzhaoduixianggenwadabaicaiyiyang，yiwayige？”
“wodoudanshen20duonianle，renjiaboshishengdoudanshenzheni，duixiangnayouneimerongyizhao。”
“zongbunengqudajieshangjianyigeba？”
tingdaozheihua，fangyangdunledun，tingzhishouzhongdehuodandandehuidao：“nizhidaoniweishenmezhaobudaoduixiangma？”
“啊？为什么？”
“yinweinizaigaoqianhegaoduixiangzhong，xuanzelegaoxiao！”
“zaituopinhetuodanzhong，xuanzeletuofa！”
“zaifaguanghefarezhong，nixuanzelefashenjing！”
“zaiyouqianheyoucaizhong，nixuanzeleyoubing！”
摄影师：“！！！”
zhibojiandewangyoushashijianquanxiaopenle。
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——【zai985he211zhongxuanzele857，zaikaoqinghuahekaobeidazhongxuanzelekaodigua！】
——【zaizijuehezilvzhong，xuanzelezijin！wotiantiankangezhibohaiyaobeineihan，haiyaobuyaorenhuole。】
——【wojiubuyiyangle，zaixuejiehexuemeizhong，woxuanzelexuedi！】
——【worenshilianggenvhaizi，yizhongsajiaoshengyinzeihaoting，lingyizhongzhuanxingaoshiyenvqiangren，erwokazailezhongjian，jimeiyouqian，zuoshihaisijiang，woxiangwenwenwozheizhongshuyushenme？】
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jiuzaisheyingshiyumenzhishi。
turan，buyuanchuchuanlaiyizhennianqingnannvdezhengchaosheng。
“骗子！渣男！！”
“nizijiyounvpengyouhaigenwoxiangqin，jiaocailiangtiaochuanhenhaowanshiba？”
“真下头，恶心！”
shuowan，nvzilinzhebaotouyebuhuidechaozhefangyangzheibianzoulai。
lurenfenfentouguoquhaoqidemuguang，houmiandenanzibiaoqingyoudianganga，butingdepeixiaoshitulazhunvzi：“duibuqi，duibuqi，wobushiguyiyaopiannide。”
“wogentayijingmeikenengle，suiranwomeitiqiangaosuni，danwoshizhenxinxihuanni，yihouwokendinghuiduinihaode。”
tingdaozheihua，nvrenzhijiejiuqixiaole，zhuanguotoudaizheyanfandechaofengdao：“nidangwohaishi20duosuixiaoguniang，beinijijuhuayanqiaoyujiupianhuijiale？”
“nineigenvpengyoudougaosuwole，taweinidale3citai，shenmedoujinile，nishuobuyaojiubuyaole？”
“zhiqianmeipogenwoshuonishiyanjiushengbiye，jieguoniliandaxuedoumeishangguo，quandoushipianzi。”
“woxianzaizhixiangzhaogemendanghuduidejiehun，mafanniyihoubuyaozailaisaoraowo！”
zheicishuowan，nvrentouyebuhuidezoushangleqiao。
nanzizhanzaihoumian，lianseyinqingbuding，feichangnankan，danzuizhongzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhenvrenliqu，cuileyikou，chaofanfangxianglikai。
fangyangquanchengmuduzheichangnaoju，yanjiannvzikuaiyaozoudaoshenbian，dunshilingguangyishan，tingzhishoushidongxi。
zhenglileyixiayifu，dabuzoudaonvrenqianmian，baichuyifuzhuangzhongweiyandeyangzi，gankaidao：“fushengwuliang，zheiweinvjushi，qingliubu。”
“woguannimiandaitaohua，jinrikongyoutaohuayunjianglina。”
zheituruqilaidejudongjisheyingshikanlengzhule。
nvzizezhoulezhoumei，yilianyanedehuidao：“youlai！！gangzouleyigepianzi，youlaiyige！！”
fangyangbingmeiyoufangzaixinshang，qingqingxiaodao：“pindaoqiazhiyisuan，nideyinyuanjiuzaixinanfangxiangyue200mizhichu，zhixuchaozheneigefangxiangqianxing，dingnengyujiannideruyilangjun。”
“daoshihou，niziranhuihuilaiganxiewode。”
zuowanzheiyiqiehou，fangyangmeiyoukaikouyaoqian，shenzhiyigeyanshendoumeijita，ziguzidehuidaozuoweishang。
这可把女人搞懵了。
kanzhefangyangneishenshentaotaoyibenzhengjingdeyangzi，xinlibuyoudekaishifandigu。
buguanshizhenshijia，yejiu200mi，zouguoqukanyiyanjiuzhidaole。
xiangdaozhei，nvrenyemeiyoumoji，zhijiechaozhetingzifangxiangzouqu。