wangwendashen“shuishilansede”dezuixinlizuo《zheidaozhangnengchu，suanmingjiusongnvpengyou！》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushifangyanglixiaowan，shuzhonggushijianshushi：shenglaobingsi，renhuozaishi，birannantaoyisi，suoyijihumeigerendouhenzhongshizijidehoushi，xiangzhenengluoyeguigen。jieguoxianzaiyourengaosu……
“ng，nijixushuo！”fangyangdiantoushiyi。
“woyigerenxinxinkukubatadaidaozheimeda，tedibagongzuocile，quanshenxindoupuzaitashenshang，jiuxiwangtanengyougehaochengji，jianglainengkaoshanggehaodaxue。”
“meitianzaoshangwudianzhongjiuqichuangjitazhunbeizaocan，bianzhehuayangzuo，jiupatachinile。”
“wanshangyeshi，dengtaxialewanzixi，wohaidejitaredianniunai，zhunbeidianyexiao，shengpataezhe，yingyanggenbushang。”
“taxuexideshihou，wojiuzaipangbianpeizhe，shengpataxiedai，buhaohaoxuexi。”
“keshi，tani？yanzhengzhengkanzhetachengjiyuelaiyuecha，woyoushihouzhendeshiqibudayichulai，shuotaliangju，tahaixianwofan，genwodingzui。”
“wozhenshi...ai..ganjuezijifuchuneimeduoquandoubaifeile...xinlijiaocui。。。”
tingzhenvrenbutingdezaineibaoyuan，bafangyangdangchengyigelajitongsidefengkuangfaxieqingxu，erzijiuzhanzaitapangbianditoubuyu。
fangyangzhoulezhoumei，daduantajixushuoxiaqu：“tingting，dengyixia，nixianbieshuole，woyijingsuanchunierzichengjichadeyuanyinle。”
“zhendema？”nvrenshenseyixi，calecayanjiaodeleishui，pangbiandeerziyejingyadetaiqiletou。
“e..”fangyangyanjingweibi，youshouqiajue，shenseningzhongdekaikoudao：“nijialiyoubuhaodedongxichanzheta，suoyixinzhibukai。”
“a？youbuhaodedongxi？neizenmebanya？”nvrendunshijiujileyan。
“bufangshi！”fangyangxiaozhebailebaishou：“chaodulejiuxing。”
“niyihuiqushudianmaiyiben《daodejing》meitianzainierzihuijiaxuexideshihou，renzhendeduyibianjiukeyile。”
“jiuzheimejiandan？”nvrenbuquedingdewendao。
“dui，jiuzheimejiandan，danshijizhu，yidingyaozainierzixuexideshihoudu，baozhenghenkuainierzidexuexichengjijiuhuishangqude。”
“zhei...zhendeyouyongma？”
“dangran！buxinniwennierzi，xianzaishifouganjuejinglichongpeitebiexiangxuexi。”
“a？wo..”nanhailengleyixia，kezhuannianyixiang，dunshihuangrandawu，yanjingdengdelaoda，lianliandiantou：“duiduidui，ma，woxianzaichongmanledongli，ganjuekewanghuodezhishi，xiangyaoxuexi。”
“啊？”女人懵了。
zheishayemeizuoa，zenmejiujianxiaole？
fangyangdandanyixiao：“tingjianleba，xiangxinwo，zhuajinquzuoba，yidingyaojianchi，zuiduoyigeyue，nierzichengjikendinghuitufeimengjin。”
“eduile，ruguoneitianni《daodejing》dudehenshulianle，jidezaimai《nanhuajing》、《huangtingjing》《wenshijing》huiqudu，nijialibuganjingdedongxiyoudianwangu，xuyaozhangqichaodu。”
“dashi！！zhennaishenrenye！！”huayingangluo，nanhaimanlianjingxidezantandaolazhemamajiuyaohuijia：“ma..zanmenkuaiquanzhaodashishuodemaishuquba。”
这可把女人搞懵了。
mengmengdongdongdedianlediantou：“wowo~~wozhidaole，huiquhouyidinganzhaodashishuodequzuo。”
shuowancongkoudaitaochu100kuaifangzaizhuoshang，daizheerzipidianpidiandequmai《daodejing》。
kanzhezhujianyuanqudemuzibeiying，sheyingshiyilianmangran，bujiedewendao：“ge..nidaodizuoshalea？neigexiaohuozizenmeturanjiugendalejixueside。”
fangyangbailetayiyan，xixudeyaoleyaotou：“wowenni，neigexiaohuoziweishenmecongxiaodaodachengjidoufeichanghao，dangaozhongqueturanbuhaole？”
sheyingshidaidaidehuidao：“bushinishuojialiyouzangdongxima？”
“我那是胡扯的！”
“tacongxiaodaochuzhongzaimeiyourenguandeqingkuangxia，chengjineimehao，shuomingtashiyigefeichangzilvqiecongmingderen。”
“zheimeyigezilvcongmingderen，ruguobushitanlianaihuozhetanwandengwaizaiyinsu，tachengjishibukenengbianchade。”
“nixiangxiangdaodishishenmeyuanyin？”
“zhei...”sheyingshinaolenaonaodaixianglexiang，xiayimiaohaosilingwuleyiban，lianmangjinghudao：“shiyinweitama！”
“dui！”fangyangxiaozhedianlediantou：“tamamanianqingsangou，yigerenbaerzilacheda，zheiqijianyaozaoshouduoshaoxinsuanhetongku。”
“nishuotaxinlibubaoyuan，meiyouyuanqima？”
“kendingyoude！”sheyingshijiandingdehuida。
“neibujiushile，zheijiushidianxingdeziwogandongshidefuchu，shubuzhiquechengletaerzidejiasuo。”
“yueshizheimefuchu，erzideyaliyueda，yalitaidajiuhuibengkui，chengjiyiluoqianzhang，zaijiashangmamatiantianzaitaerbianbaoyuankusu，ruguohuanchengni，nizaizheizhonghuanjingzhongshenghuo，xuexinenghaoma？”
“haokendinghaobuleyidian。”sheyingshitouyaodegenbolangguside。
“si~~ge...zhaonizheimeshuodehua，tajialidezangdongxi，qibushijiushitama？”
“ao~~wodongle！！”
“nanguainirangtahuiqudu《daodejing》，bushizhendechaodu，ershiweileburangtaqufanerzixuexi？”
“woqu，ge，nizheiyetai**le！！”
fangyangdandanyixiao：“nijiuxueba，xuedaoledoushinide。”
zhibojiandewangyoutingwanfangyangdefenxi，quandoujingdaile。
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——【haizima：？？？zangdongxiyuanlaishiwoziji？wozijichaoduwoziji？】
——【xiaobuhuole，bieshuozheifangfazhenyouyong，yaoshizhijiegentashuo，takendingtingbujinqu，danshihuanyigefangshi，xiaoguomashangjiubuyiyangle。】
——【yikaishi：shenmeweixinzhuyi。kandaozuihou：zheijianzhijiushiweiwuzhuyizhanshia！】
——【diqingshang：huataiduo，doushifumianqingxu。gaoqingshang：dujingshu，youzangdongxi。xuehuile，huitouwoyezhaogesuanmingdegenwomashuoqu。】
——【tashenzhihaikaolvdaohuitou《daodejing》dushulianle，jixuquduqitade，nanguaineixiaohuohantashenren。】
——【yiwomadexiguan，takendinghuijuedehaizizijiduxiaoguogenghao，rangwomenzijidu！！】
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jingguogangcaizheimeyichu，zhibojianshunjianjiurenaoleqilai。
fangyangkansishizaijirensuanming，shizeshizaijirenjiejuewentia。
zheibubineixieshengunyaoqiangdeduo？
至少他是真给解决！
neiduimuzizouhou，meiguoyihuiyoulailegenianqingxiaohuozi。
yi**zuodaoxiaomazhashang，choumeikuliandekaikoudao：“daozhang，woganjuezuijinyoudiandaomei，nibangwosuansuan。”
fangyangkanzhexiaohuolianshangziyikuaiqingyikuaideshangkou，yihuodewendao：“nizheishizenmele？genrendajiale？”
“haibietile！xiangxiangdoujuedeweiqu。”xiaohuofenfenbupingdexushuodao。
“wogenwonvpengyoutanleyinianle，mashangjiuyaojiehunle，tajialideqinqiwojibenyedoujianguo。”
“qianjitiantazhudongjiwofaxiaoxi，shuotadayimazoule，yaowowanshangqupeipeita。”
“wotingdaozheigexiaoxideshihouyehennanguo，tadayimasuiranyizhishentibutaihao，danbijingyecai40duosui。”
“woxunsizhedoumashangchengweiyijiarenle，zenmeyedebiaoshiyixia，tedidingleyigehuaquansongdaotadayimajiamenkou。”
“没想到啊...”
“dangtianwanshangwoqupeiduixiang，tabudanmeikuawo，haijiwobaozouleyidun。”
yibianshuohaiyibianzhizhezijidelian：“nikanzheijiworaode。”
fangyangkanzhexiaohuolianshangdeshangkoulianpizibuzijuedechoulechou，shenxiyikouqiwendao：“nibiegaosuwonilianshangdeshangkouquanshiniduixiangdade？”
“neidaoyebuquanshi。”xiaohuokuxiaozhejieshidao：“neiwanjieshuhou，woliangxianrulelengzhan。”
“tangzaichuangshangxiangleyizhengsu，douxiangbumingbaitaweishenmeyaofapiqihaidongshounaowo。”
“houlai，wozhongyuxiangmingbaile！”
fangyangjingyadewendao：“xiangmingbaile？ranhouni？nizuoleshenme？”
“e..”xiaohuochensizhehuidao：“woxunsizhetakenengjuedewomaidehuaquantaixiaole，suoyiwolianyeyoudingleyigegengdadehuaquansongdaotayimajiamenkou。”
tingdaozheihua，fangyangzuijiaochouchu，zhibuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi：“rangwocaicai...nideshangjiushineishihoubeizoude，duibu？”
xiaohuomanlianjingyadedengdayanjing：“daozhang，nizheidounengsuanchulai？”
“shuodeyidiandoumeicuo，dangshiwonvpengyou，haiyoutagufuhebiaodiganghaozaijia，jianwosonghuaquanguolai，erhuabushuojiujiwoyidunzoua。”
“zheijiwodadebiqinglianzhongjiusuanle，nvpengyouxianzaihaiyaogenwofenshou。”
“nishuozheijiaoshenmeshi...wohaoxinsonghuaquanguoqu，xianzailiannvpengyoudoumeile。”
“我太委屈了。”
fangyangrenbuzhuwulewutoudandanhuidao：“nijiuzhizuba，xianzainenghuozhechuxianzaizheili，shuomingninvpengyoutamenjiaqinqigourencile。”
“weishenmea？”xiaohuoyilianmangrandewendao：“wodaodizuocuoleshenme？nandaoshiyinweiwomeiyousuili？”
噗嗤~~
yipangdesheyingshizaiyezaobuzhule，xiaopenlechulai。
haojiahuo，nimeikaierdujiusuanle，haidasuansuili？
zheiyaoshizhenrangnisuile，neihaidele？
zhibojiandewangyouyequandouxiaomale。
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——【dayimaezoulemaihuaquan，gaoxiaochengdu100%。xiangleyiyejuedemaixiaole，gaoxiaochengdu1000%，zuihouhaiwenshibushimeisuiligaoxiaochengdu1nge0%。】
——【nv：nizhidaoma，wobanizhaopianjiwomakanle，tahenxihuanniei。zhinan：neinihaibukuaijiaoba？】
——【conglingyigejiaodulaikan，zheigenandeyeshihenainvhaile。】
——【zheizenmekeneng，xianshizhongbuhuizhendehaiyourenbuzhidaodayimashishenmeyisiba？】
——【neiwan，wozaiyangtaichouyan，fengchouyibanwochouyiban，womeihefengjijiao，huoxufengyeyoufannao，kezhuannianyixiang，fengpingshenmechouwodeyan，yushiwokaishichoufeng。】
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fangyangkanzhexiaohuoqingchedaimengdeyanshen，buxiangshijiade，xiaozhehuidao：“neinixianzaixiangsuanshenmeni，suanzijiyouduodaomei，haishisuannihenvpengyouhehaodekeneng？”
“neidangransuannvpengyoule。”xiaohuohaobuyouyudetuokouerchu。
“qishiba...xiangwanhuininvpengyou，yebushishenmenanshi。”
“wogangcaiqiazheyisuan，ninvpengyoubeidayimafushensuoyipiqicaiyoudianbaozao，danshiwozheiliyouzhuanmenzhitadefuzhou。”
“neitaihaole！”xiaohuoxinxidehandao：“daozhang，kuaijiwodianfuzhouba。”
“e..”fangyangmianluweinanshense，nielenieshouzhi：“zheifuzhouchengbenyoudian...”
“ang~~wodongwodong~~”xiaohuoganmangtaochushoujidakaiweixin：“dashi，2000gouma？”
fangyangdandanyixiao：“goule。”
【di~~2000daozhang！】
zhijianfangyangcongkoudainitaochuyitazixianjin，suishoushuchu19zhang，dangzhexiaohuomianjiligualadenianleyitongtingbudongdezhouyu。
xiaozhedileguoqu：“haole，zheixiefuzhouyijing**wancheng，niwanshanghuiqukandaoninvpengyou，jianmianzhijiejiuwangtalianshangtie，tieyizhangbuzhong，jiutieliangzhang，liangzhangbuxingjiusizhang，tiewanzheixie，baozhengtabianhuiyuanlaineigenvpengyou。”
“jiuzheimejiandanma？”xiaohuojingyadezhangdazuiba，yibuxiaoxinchedaolianshangdeshangkou，tongdeziyaliezui。
fangyangxiaozhedianlediantou：“jiuzheimejiandan，quba，chenninvpengyoudayimagangzou，xingxuhainengchidunhaode。”
“haode，xiexiedaozhang，womashangjiuquha。”
sheyingshikanzhezhujianyuanqudebeiying，zaiyebengbuzhule，wuzheduzixiao。
jieguoxiayimiao，fangyangyouyoudelaileju：“renjiazaizenmezhinan，taqimayouduixiang，nini...”
“**！budaizheimedajirende！”sheyingshilianseyijiang，dunshigenshuangdadeqieziside，nianle。
xiaohuozouhou，fangyangbaiwuliaolaidekaozaiqiangshang，zhidaoyouguoleyigexiaoshizuoyou，yiliangsuvtingzailubian。
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