这道长能处，算命就送女朋友！
《这道长能处，算命就送女朋友！》 小说介绍
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《这道长能处，算命就送女朋友！》 第4章 免费试读
“ng，nijixushuo！”fangyangdiantoushiyi。
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tingzhenvrenbutingdezaineibaoyuan，bafangyangdangchengyigelajitongsidefengkuangfaxieqingxu，erzijiuzhanzaitapangbianditoubuyu。
fangyangzhoulezhoumei，daduantajixushuoxiaqu：“tingting，dengyixia，nixianbieshuole，woyijingsuanchunierzichengjichadeyuanyinle。”
“zhendema？”nvrenshenseyixi，calecayanjiaodeleishui，pangbiandeerziyejingyadetaiqiletou。
“e..”fangyangyanjingweibi，youshouqiajue，shenseningzhongdekaikoudao：“nijialiyoubuhaodedongxichanzheta，suoyixinzhibukai。”
“a？youbuhaodedongxi？neizenmebanya？”nvrendunshijiujileyan。
“bufangshi！”fangyangxiaozhebailebaishou：“chaodulejiuxing。”
“niyihuiqushudianmaiyiben《daodejing》meitianzainierzihuijiaxuexideshihou，renzhendeduyibianjiukeyile。”
“jiuzheimejiandan？”nvrenbuquedingdewendao。
“dui，jiuzheimejiandan，danshijizhu，yidingyaozainierzixuexideshihoudu，baozhenghenkuainierzidexuexichengjijiuhuishangqude。”
“zhei...zhendeyouyongma？”
“dangran！buxinniwennierzi，xianzaishifouganjuejinglichongpeitebiexiangxuexi。”
“a？wo..”nanhailengleyixia，kezhuannianyixiang，dunshihuangrandawu，yanjingdengdelaoda，lianliandiantou：“duiduidui，ma，woxianzaichongmanledongli，ganjuekewanghuodezhishi，xiangyaoxuexi。”
“啊？”女人懵了。
zheishayemeizuoa，zenmejiujianxiaole？
fangyangdandanyixiao：“tingjianleba，xiangxinwo，zhuajinquzuoba，yidingyaojianchi，zuiduoyigeyue，nierzichengjikendinghuitufeimengjin。”
“eduile，ruguoneitianni《daodejing》dudehenshulianle，jidezaimai《nanhuajing》、《huangtingjing》《wenshijing》huiqudu，nijialibuganjingdedongxiyoudianwangu，xuyaozhangqichaodu。”
“dashi！！zhennaishenrenye！！”huayingangluo，nanhaimanlianjingxidezantandaolazhemamajiuyaohuijia：“ma..zanmenkuaiquanzhaodashishuodemaishuquba。”
这可把女人搞懵了。
mengmengdongdongdedianlediantou：“wowo~~wozhidaole，huiquhouyidinganzhaodashishuodequzuo。”
shuowancongkoudaitaochu100kuaifangzaizhuoshang，daizheerzipidianpidiandequmai《daodejing》。
kanzhezhujianyuanqudemuzibeiying，sheyingshiyilianmangran，bujiedewendao：“ge..nidaodizuoshalea？neigexiaohuozizenmeturanjiugendalejixueside。”
fangyangbailetayiyan，xixudeyaoleyaotou：“wowenni，neigexiaohuoziweishenmecongxiaodaodachengjidoufeichanghao，dangaozhongqueturanbuhaole？”
sheyingshidaidaidehuidao：“bushinishuojialiyouzangdongxima？”
“我那是胡扯的！”
“tacongxiaodaochuzhongzaimeiyourenguandeqingkuangxia，chengjineimehao，shuomingtashiyigefeichangzilvqiecongmingderen。”
“zheimeyigezilvcongmingderen，ruguobushitanlianaihuozhetanwandengwaizaiyinsu，tachengjishibukenengbianchade。”
“nixiangxiangdaodishishenmeyuanyin？”
“zhei...”sheyingshinaolenaonaodaixianglexiang，xiayimiaohaosilingwuleyiban，lianmangjinghudao：“shiyinweitama！”
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“nishuotaxinlibubaoyuan，meiyouyuanqima？”
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“si~~ge...zhaonizheimeshuodehua，tajialidezangdongxi，qibushijiushitama？”
“ao~~wodongle！！”
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“woqu，ge，nizheiyetai**le！！”
fangyangdandanyixiao：“nijiuxueba，xuedaoledoushinide。”
zhibojiandewangyoutingwanfangyangdefenxi，quandoujingdaile。
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——【haizima：？？？zangdongxiyuanlaishiwoziji？wozijichaoduwoziji？】
——【xiaobuhuole，bieshuozheifangfazhenyouyong，yaoshizhijiegentashuo，takendingtingbujinqu，danshihuanyigefangshi，xiaoguomashangjiubuyiyangle。】
——【yikaishi：shenmeweixinzhuyi。kandaozuihou：zheijianzhijiushiweiwuzhuyizhanshia！】
——【diqingshang：huataiduo，doushifumianqingxu。gaoqingshang：dujingshu，youzangdongxi。xuehuile，huitouwoyezhaogesuanmingdegenwomashuoqu。】
——【tashenzhihaikaolvdaohuitou《daodejing》dushulianle，jixuquduqitade，nanguaineixiaohuohantashenren。】
——【yiwomadexiguan，takendinghuijuedehaizizijiduxiaoguogenghao，rangwomenzijidu！！】
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jingguogangcaizheimeyichu，zhibojianshunjianjiurenaoleqilai。
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zheibubineixieshengunyaoqiangdeduo？
至少他是真给解决！
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fangyangkanzhexiaohuolianshangziyikuaiqingyikuaideshangkou，yihuodewendao：“nizheishizenmele？genrendajiale？”
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yibianshuohaiyibianzhizhezijidelian：“nikanzheijiworaode。”
fangyangkanzhexiaohuolianshangdeshangkoulianpizibuzijuedechoulechou，shenxiyikouqiwendao：“nibiegaosuwonilianshangdeshangkouquanshiniduixiangdade？”
“neidaoyebuquanshi。”xiaohuokuxiaozhejieshidao：“neiwanjieshuhou，woliangxianrulelengzhan。”
“tangzaichuangshangxiangleyizhengsu，douxiangbumingbaitaweishenmeyaofapiqihaidongshounaowo。”
“houlai，wozhongyuxiangmingbaile！”
fangyangjingyadewendao：“xiangmingbaile？ranhouni？nizuoleshenme？”
“e..”xiaohuochensizhehuidao：“woxunsizhetakenengjuedewomaidehuaquantaixiaole，suoyiwolianyeyoudingleyigegengdadehuaquansongdaotayimajiamenkou。”
tingdaozheihua，fangyangzuijiaochouchu，zhibuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi：“rangwocaicai...nideshangjiushineishihoubeizoude，duibu？”
xiaohuomanlianjingyadedengdayanjing：“daozhang，nizheidounengsuanchulai？”
“shuodeyidiandoumeicuo，dangshiwonvpengyou，haiyoutagufuhebiaodiganghaozaijia，jianwosonghuaquanguolai，erhuabushuojiujiwoyidunzoua。”
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“我太委屈了。”
fangyangrenbuzhuwulewutoudandanhuidao：“nijiuzhizuba，xianzainenghuozhechuxianzaizheili，shuomingninvpengyoutamenjiaqinqigourencile。”
“weishenmea？”xiaohuoyilianmangrandewendao：“wodaodizuocuoleshenme？nandaoshiyinweiwomeiyousuili？”
噗嗤~~
yipangdesheyingshizaiyezaobuzhule，xiaopenlechulai。
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——【dayimaezoulemaihuaquan，gaoxiaochengdu100%。xiangleyiyejuedemaixiaole，gaoxiaochengdu1000%，zuihouhaiwenshibushimeisuiligaoxiaochengdu1nge0%。】
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fangyangkanzhexiaohuoqingchedaimengdeyanshen，buxiangshijiade，xiaozhehuidao：“neinixianzaixiangsuanshenmeni，suanzijiyouduodaomei，haishisuannihenvpengyouhehaodekeneng？”
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“e..”fangyangmianluweinanshense，nielenieshouzhi：“zheifuzhouchengbenyoudian...”
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