《这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!》 小说介绍
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《这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!》 第1章 免费试读
“tianshangxiayudishanghua,nibaxingshanixingsha!”
“aiyama~~haizhenshi,genwobaqueshishiyigexing!”
“chumendachenidejiaochuzu,nibadejieshibushidejiaodagu?”
“meicuomeicuo,zhenshiwodagua!”
西海市,莲湖公园。
qingchenshifen,gongyuanneibeiyicengbowuqingqinglongzhao,humianboguanglinlin,hehuatingtingyuli,fangfoyifumeilideshanshuihua。
erzaizheipianhuajuanzhizhong,youyizuogupodianyadeqiao,qiaoweiyice,baizheyizhangzhuozi,puzheganjingdebuman,shangmiancuoluoyouzhidibaifangzhejiyangsuanmingdegongju。
zhuozihoumianzuozheyigenianqingren,shenzheshenlansedaopao,shangmianxiuzheyunshuituan。
fajiyongyigenjiandandeyuzanguding,yaojianxizheyigenbianzhijingxideyaodai,guazhejimeitongqianyuyigexiaoqiaodehulu,kanqilaibieyouyifanfengwei。
kanzheduimiannianqingdenanzi,fangyangzhuazhetadeyoushou,xixiguanmotongshifenxidao:“renchiliangshi,yangchicao,nidenianlingzhidingbinidiexiao!”
xiaohuojidongdelianliandiantou:“zhendui,zhenzhuna!nizhenshidashi!”
fangyangdandanyixiao,jixukaikoudao:“chifannidezuo,shuijuenidetang,nibanimajiehun,nizhidingmeidaochang。”
“meicuomeicuo,haizhenmeijiaowo!”
xiaohuozaoyijingpobujidaile,jintiankesuanshirangtayudaozhendashile,jiaojidewendao:“dashi,woxiangrangnibangwosuanxiayinyuan,nikanyaoduoshaoqian?”
“ai~~”fangyangbailebaishou,buyuedehuidao:“chujiarenbushuoqian,shuoyuan!!”
“ang~~wodong,wodong!”xiaohuoganmangcongkoudaitaochu500kuai,fangzaizhuozishang:“dashi,ninkanzheixieyuangouma?”
“keke~~”fangyangjiazhuangkeleyisheng,jipangbiandesheyingshishilegeyanse。
sheyingshidailengleyixia,limaxinlingshenhuiganmangbaqiancongzhuozishangnazou,xiongkoudeshexiangtouruoyinruoxian,ruguobuzixikan,genbenkanbujian。
qiandaoshouhou,fangyangyemeimoji,yilianchensidekanzhenianqingxiaohuodeshouxiang,suihouyounielenietadeliankanlekanmianxiang。
zuzuguoleyifenzhongzuoyoucaidianlediantou,yifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzidandanxiaodao:“genjunideshouxianghemianxianglaikan,niyinggaihuizai20suitanlianai,23suijiehun,24suidezi,haoyunbuduan,hejiatuanyuan。”
tingwanfangyangdefenxi,xiaohuozimianluguguaishense,bumingsuoyidehuidao:“dashi?niquedingma?”
“queding!!”fangyangdudingdedianlediantou,zhilezhipangbiandeqizi,shangmianxiezhesangedazi——saibanxian。
ranerxiaohuoxiayijuchadianrangfangyangpenchulai:“keshi...wojinnianyijing33suilea?boshidoubiyele,daoxianzaihaimeitanguolianai。”
“sha?”fangyangjingdaile,kanzheyanqianneizhangzhinendelian,renmale。
这尼玛是33岁?
nijiushigaosuwoweichengnian,woyexinna!!
jiuzheizhangxiang,suanbusuanpengci?
“keke~~”fangyanglianmanggankeleliangshenghuanjieganga,henkuaijiupingfuhaoqingxu,fanwendao:“niboshibiyele?”
xiaohuodaidaidedianlediantou:“shia!”
“neijiuduile!”fangyangzixinyixiao,dandandejieshidao:“zhishigaibianlenidemingyun!”
噗嗤~~
pangbiandesheyingshidangchangmeirenzhu,xiaopenlechulai。
xiaohuoyedailengleyixia,renyoudianmeng,touyoudianyang,haoxiangyaozhangnaozile。
知识改变了命运?
zheihuazenmeganjuehaoshuxi。
kewentishi...zheigegaibianmingyunshizheimelijiedema?
fanyingguolaihou,xiaohuodunshihuomaosanzhang,mengdezhanqilaipaoxiaodao:“pianzi!!wocaifanyingguolai,nizhiqianshuodeneixie,doushifeihua!!!”
“baqiantuijiwo,woyaojubaoni!!”
shuozheshuozhehaizuochuyifuyaodarendedongzuo。
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fangyangganmangshenshoubailebai,quanshuodao:“biejidong,biejidong!!”
“zheizenmenengjiaopianni?xinzeyou...buxin..woyemeibanfaa!”
“nibujiushizhaoduixiangma?buyongsuanle,pindaozhijiesongniyizhuangyinyuanba。”
“a?”zheihuazhijiejixiaohuozhengbuhuiledou,gangzhunbeikaipen,yingshengshengbielehuilai,yihuodewendao:“songwoyizhuangyinyuan?nihaixiangpianwo?”
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“niruguoxiangxinwo,xianzaijiuquqianmian200michudeyigexiaotingzidengwo,nideyinyuanyihuizihuihuizhaoshangmende。”
“zhendejiade?”zheixiabieshuoxiaohuole,jiuliansheyingshiyejingdaile。
“wodouyongzushiyefashile,nihaibuxiangxinwo?”fangyangyilianwuyu。
“hao!woxinni,woxianzaijiuqu。”
“去吧去吧!”
kanzhexiaohuoyidiandianxiaoshizaishiyezhong,fangyangneixinyizhenmaniang。
yaobushishenghuosuopo,tahebizaizheishouqi。
qianjitianmomingqimiaochuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijiechengleyimingdaoshi,jichengleyigepodaoguan。
benyiweizijijichenglezheimedayigejiaye,zheibeizinapadanggedaoshiyenengxiaoyaozizai。
jieguoquefaxiandaoguanliliangezhanglangdoumeiyou,genbenjiujiebukaiguo。
wunaizhixia,tazhihaozijixiashanquhuyou..suanmingzhuanqian。
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zijidedaoguanmomingqimiaochenglelvyoujingdian。
gengcaodandeshi,tahuiquhaidemaimenpiaocainengjinqu。
yinweitameiyourenhezhengjunengzhengmingdaoguanshizijide。
zheixiahaole,chedishaleyan!
qidetazhanzaidamenkoumaleyizhengtian,gezhongzanghuacengchubuqiong。
shenzhilianzijidezushiyeyegenzheyiqima,fanzhengtabuzaijia,suibianma。
qiaodeshi,beiluguodeyoukepailexialaifadaowangshang。
所以,他火了!
jiemuzukanzhongtaderenqi,lianyeshangmenyaoqingtacanjiajiemu。
bijingzheimepilipiqidedaoshi,wangyoumenhaishitouhuijian,juedefeichangyouyisi。
fangyangrenzhendekaolvleyigewanshang,xinrandayinglexialai。
没办法!!
jiahuibuqu,youmeiqian,zhinengzaiwaimianzhuanqian,haiburucanjiajiemuzhuandianwaikuai。
《quanzhidaren》zaijinniansuanshifeichanghuodezongyijiemu。
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bisaikaishiqian,meigerendouyaoshangjiaoshouji,koudaishenwufenwen。
zhiyoujiemuzutezhideshoujiyibu,keyidadianhuayekeyishoufukuandaohangdenggongneng。
danbuzhunchakanqitaxuanshoudechengji,fouzeshiweizuobi。
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sheyingshilaideshihouyeshijieranyishen,tadechihezhuxing,quandoudefangyangjiejue。
suoyitashihuanqilaiyemeiyousihaokeqi:“kuai!ganjinshoushidongxi!”
“a?”sheyingshilengzhule,bujiedewendao:“ganma?zhunbeipaolu?”
“feihua,dangranshibangtazhaoyinyuanqu。”
sheyingshimengle,nanyizhixindejinghudao:“zhendejiade,wohaiyiweinigangcaizhishihuyoutade。”
fangyangyibianshoushiyibianbiyidechouletayiyan:“shoulerenjia500paolu,neijiaozhapian!”
“bushi..niwanzhende?”sheyingjingdaile。
“nidangzhaoduixianggenwadabaicaiyiyang,yiwayige?”
“wodoudanshen20duonianle,renjiaboshishengdoudanshenzheni,duixiangnayouneimerongyizhao。”
“zongbunengqudajieshangjianyigeba?”
tingdaozheihua,fangyangdunledun,tingzhishouzhongdehuodandandehuidao:“nizhidaoniweishenmezhaobudaoduixiangma?”
“啊?为什么?”
“yinweinizaigaoqianhegaoduixiangzhong,xuanzelegaoxiao!”
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“zaifaguanghefarezhong,nixuanzelefashenjing!”
“zaiyouqianheyoucaizhong,nixuanzeleyoubing!”
摄影师:“!!!”
zhibojiandewangyoushashijianquanxiaopenle。
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jiuzaisheyingshiyumenzhishi。
turan,buyuanchuchuanlaiyizhennianqingnannvdezhengchaosheng。
“骗子!渣男!!”
“nizijiyounvpengyouhaigenwoxiangqin,jiaocailiangtiaochuanhenhaowanshiba?”
“真下头,恶心!”
shuowan,nvzilinzhebaotouyebuhuidechaozhefangyangzheibianzoulai。
lurenfenfentouguoquhaoqidemuguang,houmiandenanzibiaoqingyoudianganga,butingdepeixiaoshitulazhunvzi:“duibuqi,duibuqi,wobushiguyiyaopiannide。”
“wogentayijingmeikenengle,suiranwomeitiqiangaosuni,danwoshizhenxinxihuanni,yihouwokendinghuiduinihaode。”
tingdaozheihua,nvrenzhijiejiuqixiaole,zhuanguotoudaizheyanfandechaofengdao:“nidangwohaishi20duosuixiaoguniang,beinijijuhuayanqiaoyujiupianhuijiale?”
“nineigenvpengyoudougaosuwole,taweinidale3citai,shenmedoujinile,nishuobuyaojiubuyaole?”
“zhiqianmeipogenwoshuonishiyanjiushengbiye,jieguoniliandaxuedoumeishangguo,quandoushipianzi。”
“woxianzaizhixiangzhaogemendanghuduidejiehun,mafanniyihoubuyaozailaisaoraowo!”
zheicishuowan,nvrentouyebuhuidezoushangleqiao。
nanzizhanzaihoumian,lianseyinqingbuding,feichangnankan,danzuizhongzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhenvrenliqu,cuileyikou,chaofanfangxianglikai。
fangyangquanchengmuduzheichangnaoju,yanjiannvzikuaiyaozoudaoshenbian,dunshilingguangyishan,tingzhishoushidongxi。
zhenglileyixiayifu,dabuzoudaonvrenqianmian,baichuyifuzhuangzhongweiyandeyangzi,gankaidao:“fushengwuliang,zheiweinvjushi,qingliubu。”
“woguannimiandaitaohua,jinrikongyoutaohuayunjianglina。”
zheituruqilaidejudongjisheyingshikanlengzhule。
nvzizezhoulezhoumei,yilianyanedehuidao:“youlai!!gangzouleyigepianzi,youlaiyige!!”
fangyangbingmeiyoufangzaixinshang,qingqingxiaodao:“pindaoqiazhiyisuan,nideyinyuanjiuzaixinanfangxiangyue200mizhichu,zhixuchaozheneigefangxiangqianxing,dingnengyujiannideruyilangjun。”
“daoshihou,niziranhuihuilaiganxiewode。”
zuowanzheiyiqiehou,fangyangmeiyoukaikouyaoqian,shenzhiyigeyanshendoumeijita,ziguzidehuidaozuoweishang。
这可把女人搞懵了。
kanzhefangyangneishenshentaotaoyibenzhengjingdeyangzi,xinlibuyoudekaishifandigu。
buguanshizhenshijia,yejiu200mi,zouguoqukanyiyanjiuzhidaole。
xiangdaozhei,nvrenyemeiyoumoji,zhijiechaozhetingzifangxiangzouqu。
这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!