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《这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!》 小说介绍

zaishuishilansededebixia,《zheidaozhangnengchu,suanmingjiusongnvpengyou!》miaohuilefangyanglixiaowandechengzhangyufendou。fangyanglixiaowanyilujinglilekunanhecuozhe,quecongweifangqizhuixunzijidemengxiang。tongguoyuneixindezhandouheyuwaijiedechongtu,fangyanglixiaowanzhujianjiandinglexinnian,bingqudelehuihuangdechengjiu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanqishiyugandong,“**!”sheyingshihedeyigejiling,dunshiqingxingguolaikuxiaozhebaibaishou:“bie...wohaishijixuzichanzixiaoba。”……bijiangchudongduzhedexinling。

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bansuizhekacayidaoqingxiang,fangmenbeiyidiandiandetuikai。

raner,haimeidengtamenwanquantaru,woshifangxiangjiuchuanlaiyizhenzhennvrendejiaoxiaosheng,shibushihainengtingdaonanrendehuiying。

sheyingshidunshishenseyining,shunjianmingbaifangyangzhiqianweishenmeneimeshuole。

fangyangyishengtanxi,sihuzaoyouyuliaoyibanpailepaixiaohuodejianbang,haibudengtakaikouquanshuo。

xiaohuoxiangshibeijinudeshizi,liansetonghong,yanzhongshanshuozhefennuyubuganxunsuchongxiangwoshi,duizhefangjianfennudepaoxiaodao:“zhanglei!!zheigenvrenshishei!!”

tingdaozheishengpaoxiao,fangyanghesheyingshidangchangjiumengbile,ruzaoleiji!

啥玩意?

张磊?

zheimingziquedingshiyigenvrendemingzi?zenmetingzhexiangnande?

jianjiandandandeyijuhuazhijiejifangyangxiaonaoganweisuole,cpudoukuaishaohule。

pobujidaidezoudaowoshimenkou,chaolimiankanqu。

zhijianwoshiliyinanyinvtangzaibeiwolizhiluchuyigetou,yanshenlichongmanlejingkong。

mianduifennudexiaohuo,zhangleizhizhiwuwushitujieshi,danhuadaozuibianqueyoubuzhidaogaicongheshuoqi。

zhinengyingzhetoupikaikoudao:“baobei...bushinixiangdeneiyangde,nixiangxinwo。”

宝贝?

**?

这到底是捉谁的奸?

fangyanghesheyingshiduishiyiyan,mianmianxiangqu。

xiaohuozaitingdaobaobeilianggezizhihou,budanmeiyouxiaoqi,fanergengjiabaozao,fennurutonghuoshanbaofayiban,chongshangqianqu,duizhezhangleijiushiyibazhanghuleguoqu。

啪~~

“渣男!!”

“nibushishuonizhixihuanwoma?”

“neinigaosuwo,zheigenvrenshishei!!”

zhibojiandewangyoukandaozheiliqideyimu,quandoujingdaile。

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——【woshenzhidoujieshoulenvshengjiaozhanglei,jieguonigaosuwojuqingshizheimefazhande?】

——【woganjuecpukuaishaodiaole,zheishishenmeguanxi,youdianmeng!】

——【wofanchuqushiyinweiwozhidao,yigebiwogengyouzigeainiderenhuilaile!dangwokandaolouxiajujideren,wojiuzhidao,aiyigerenshizangbuzhude。】

——【tingdaozhangleidediyishunjian,woyiweishibeihaoxiongditoujiale,haojiahuo,yuanlaihaikeyizheimewan?】

——【zheirenwojianguo,zoudehenanxiang,neitianfenghenda,huoyeshaodewang,guhuihaiguntang,jiarenhenjianqiang,meiyoudiaoyanlei,haizaidamajiang。】

——【yuwenlaoshi:xijieni?shuxuelaoshi:guochengni?yingyulaoshi:fayinni?yinlelaoshi:yindiaoni?dililaoshi:weizhini?meishulaoshi:huamianni?wulilaoshi:shijianni?huaxuelaoshi:fanyingni?zhengzhilaoshi:sixiangni?lishilaoshi:jiluni?tiyulaoshi:liduni?wudaolaoshi:dongzuoni?banzhurenlaoshi:jieguoni?shengwulaoshi:haizini?】

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zhangleiwuzhefahongdelian,muguangzhuozhuodekanzhexiaohuoyijuhuayeshuobuchukou。

tazhidao,ciqingcijing,wuluntaruhebianjie,douxiandecangbaiwuli。

ketadechenmobingbunenghuanlaixiaohuodexiaoqi,jiulianpangbiandenvrenyetuiletuizhanglei,chalichaqidehandao:“laogong,nishuohuaya~~”

jinjiezheqishixiongxiongdikanxiangxiaohuo,dashenghechidao:“womenshizhenai,nicaishixiaosan,womendourenshishiduonianle,zhibuguoyizhidoushilanyanzhijideguanxi。”

“shihuagaosuni,womenzaojiushuiguole,niyaoshiyoudianxiuchixin,jiuzijuedegundan。”

“ni..nimen!!”xiaohuobenjiuzaiqitoushang,nahaijingdeqizheime**。

kanzhenvrenneiyifuxiaozhangdezuilian,hunshenzhibuzhudezhandou,shenshangxiansufengkuangbiaosheng。

xiayimiao,jingtouyebuhuidechongchuwoshi,zhibenchufang。

bansuizheyizhenpingpingpangpangdejinshupengzhuangsheng,xiaohuoshouchicaidaoshuangyantonghongdezoulejinlai,yanshenzhongchongmanlefennuhejuewang,dayouyifushourenjianfu**xuesadangchangdejiashi。

fangyangjianzhuang,lianmangshangqianyibu,jinjinbaozhuxiaohuo,burangtazuochuchongdongdejudong。

“lengjingdian!biechongdong!”

xiaohuozhengzhazhe,xiangyaozhengtuofangyangdeshufu,yaoyaqiechidekanzhechuangshangliangren,chenshengpaoxiaodao:“dashi!!nifangkaiwo,woyaogentamentongguiyujin。”

hedeliangrenduozaibeiwolisesefadou,duoduosuosuodenahan:“jiuming!jiuminga!!”

buguohaozaifangyangbaozhexiaohuo,renpingtaruhezhengzhadoubukenengzhengtuo。

“nixiantingwoshuo,biechongdong!!”

“xiangyaobaofutamenwanquanmeibiyaobazijidajinqu,wokeyibangni!!”

cihuayichu,xiaohuoshenseyidun,yankuangzhongdexinghongxunsutunqu,jingedewendao:“dashi,nishuodeshizhendema?”

fangyanghuanhuancongtashouzhongduoxiacaidao,renzhendedianlediantou:“woshenmeshihoupianguoni?”

“ruguowojintianbugenniyiqiguolai,nidexueguangzhizaiqibushiyaoyingyan?”

“jiranwoshoulenideqian,jiubiranyaobangnipolecijie。”

xiaohuoyitingdaoxueguangzhizai,tongkongmengdeyisuo,wanghoutuileyibu。

是啊!!

ruguogangcaibushifangyanglanzhe,tajintiankongpazhendeyaoyingjiele。

daoshihoukebushiliudianxueneimejiandan,wanyibuxiaoxinbarenjigale,neitakongpayenantaoyisi。

xiangdaozheili,xiaohuotoushangdelenghanzhibuzhudemaolexialai,danaokuaisulengjing,butingdeshenhuxipingfuxinqing。

fangyangpailepaitadejianbang,dandanyixiao:“qishixiangbaofutamen,genbenbuxuyaonizijidongshou,zhixuyaodagebaojingdianhuajiuxingle。”

“ng?”xiaohuochayidewendao:“baojing?shuoshenme?shuotamentoujian?”

“dangranbushi!”fangyangxiaozhezhixiangchuangtoujupangbiandelajitong:“nizixikankanlimianyoushenme。”

cihuayichu,chuangshangdeliangrenlianseshashijiancanbai,diyishijianxiangyaoquqiangduolajitong,quefaxianziji**,zhinengduozaibeizili。

xiaohuojimangzoushangqianqu,yiyanjiukandaolimianyoulianggezhentouheyixiekanbudongdebaozhuanghe。

“dashi..zheishishenme?”

fangyangmeiyouhuidatadewenti,ershimuguangkanxiangzhangleidegebo。

shangmiansuiranhuazheyidapiandewenshen,danruguozixikan,mimimamadezhenkongruoyinruoxian。

“haibumingbaima?lajitonglidezhentouhebaozhuanghe,ruguowomeicaicuoyinggaishidupinhezhusheyongde。”fangyangchenshengjieshidao:“zhangleigeboshangdezhenkong,shuomingtazhangqizaizhushedupin。”

xiaohuowenyan,dengdaleyanjing,manliandezhenjinghebukesiyi。

kanxiangchuangshangdeliangren,zhijiantamenmianrutuse,sesefadou,xianranshibeifangyangdehuahedaole。

“zhanglei!!yiqianwowennigeboshangdezhenkongshizenmelaide,nigaosuwoshiwenshenhouyizheng,yuanlainiyizhidouzaixidu!!!”

“haowahaowa!!niyeyoujintian!!”

“baojingba,jiushuowomenfaxianleyisifeifayaowudezhengju。”fangyangguoduandishuo,“jingchahuilaichulizheiyiqiede。”

xiaohuomeiyouyouyu,likenaqileshouji,bodalebaojingdianhua,renpingzhangleiruhedaoqianquanshuo,tadouwudongyuzhong。

ershiduofenzhonghou,jidujinggandaoxianchang。

tamenkandaoneixiezhentouhebaozhuanghe,likemingbaileshiqingdeyanzhongxing,xunsukongzhichuangshangdeliangren。

dangchangliyongbianxieshizhipuyiduitamendetoufajinxinglejiance。

jieguosihaomeiyouchuhufangyangdeyuliao,liangrendouxidule!!

bujinruci,jidujinghaizaitamendeyifukoudaizhongsouchudaliangdedupin,bingzaitamendeshoujishangfaxianfanmaidezhengju。

zheixiahao,liangrenchedishayan,busiyedetuocengpi。

dasitamenyemeixiangdaojintianzhishitougeqing,zheibeizidajinqule。

xiaohuoyemeixiangdaozhangleibujinzijixi,haifanmai。

dekuijintianjueliebatajizhuaqilai,buranrizijiule,natiandongchuangshifa,liantadoukenengbeilianlei。

xiangdaojintiandezhongzhong,limazhuantoukanxiangpangbiandefangyang,putongyishengguilexialaikeleyigexiangtou:“ganxiedashijiumingzhien。”

fangyangganmangbatafuqilaixiaozheyaoleyaotou:“jiunidebushiwo,shiniziji!”

“jiranshiqingyijingjiejue,pindaoyegailikaile。”

“福生无量!”

“dengyixiadashi!”xiaohuoganmangcongkoudaitaochuqianbao,balimiansuoyoudeqiandounalechulai,yibasaijinfangyangshouzhong:“dashi,zheishiwodexinyi,xiwangninengshouxia。”

fangyangganshouzheshouzhonghouhoudeyitaqian,xinlidoukuailekaihuale。

danlianshanghaishizhuangchuyifuyundanfengqingdeyangzi:“yehao,bangnipojieshiyin,shoulenideqian,shiguo。”

“rujin,woliangyinguoliangqing。”

shuowanbiantouyebuhuidezoule。

xiaohuoshuangshouheshiduizhefangyangdebeiyingshenshenjuleyigegong。

zhibojiandewangyoucikequandouzhaguole。

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——【bujinxiduhaifandu,zuibukeshu!!zhidaozanmenguojiashenmezhiyesiwanglvzuigaoma?jiushijidujing!wozhiqiankandaoguoyigeduanpian,yigejidujingfangjiaqujienverfangxue,jieguonversihuozhuangzuoburenshita,wuluntazenmeshuodouyizhimentouzoubudaliren。zhidaozoulehaoyuan,xiaonvhaiqingxuzaiyekongzhibuzhukulechulai,taduizhebabashuoleju:bushinishuo,renduodeshihouyaojiazhuangburenshima?】

——【zheijiushiweishenmexidudeyirenjianjuebuyunxufuchudeyuanyin,dupinhaileduoshaoren,haisileduoshaojidujing,tamenwodibeizhuazhudeshihou,neidoushichaosilizhemoa,buganxiangxiangneideyouduojuewang,yirenbenlaijiushigongzhongrenwu,ruguotamenxidukeyibeiyuanliang,neifensimenjianghuifenfenxiaofang,duideqineixiefenzhanzaiyixiandejidujingma!】

——【bushi...nimennandaomeifaxiandaozhangyetaizhunleba?zhiqianshuosongyinyuan,tasongle。xiawushuoxiaohuojialiyouzangdongxi,suanzhunle,youdupin。shuotayouxueguangzhizai,yezhunle,ruguobushidaozhanglanzhekendingyaojianxue,shuotayaobeiyigenvrenshanghai,woyikaishihaiyiweishitaduixiang,jieguowoxiangduileyiban,quezenmeyemeixiangdaoneigenvrenshitadeqingdi!!】

——【qiaoheba,wokanleyishangwudezhibo,daozhangsuanmingquankaohuyou,lianwomenjiafujintianqiaolaotoudouburu,tazhiqianhaishuorenjiayoutaohuayundanshiyaodao120suicailai,zheibushihuyouguini。】

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liangkaixiaoquhou,sheyingshipobujidaidecuicudao:“ge,tagangcaijinileduoshaoqiana?”

fangyangliezuiyixiao,congkoudaitaochuqianyizhangyizhangshuleqilai。

“**!!2000!shuang!”sheyingshirenbuzhujinghudao。

“keke~~danding!!”

“ge,nitainiule,wodoukaishichongbainile。zhiqianzaidixiachekudeshihou,nizenmezhidaotajiayouren。”

fangyangdandanyixiao,“caide!”

“zhiqianwokanleyixiacheku,bingbushihenyongji,qitadifangyeyouchewei。”

“ruguoshini,nihuidingzheyigerendecheweitingma?”

sheyingshiyaoleyaotou:“neikendingbuhui,bushizhaomame。”

jinjizhehuangrandawudao:“suoyi...tashiguyitingzaineili,jiushiweilerangxiaohuojitadadianhualainuoche?”

“**!!zheifangfajuelea,genbenbuyongdanxinbeituranzhuojianzaichuang,erqiehaishizhengzhujitamentongfengbaoxin。”

fangyangxiaozhedianlediantou:“danyoudeshihou,renwangwangcongmingfanbeicongmingwu。”

“ruguotabuzheimezuo,womenyecaibudaoxiaohuojialiyouren。”

“daoshihouhuiquhenrongyidacaojingshe,zhiyaobushizhuojianzaichuang,tamendouyouliyouhejiekou,bijingneigezhangleizhiqianbuxihuannvren,henrongyihunongguoqu。”

sheyingshichensizhedianlediantou:“queshi,neixianzaiwomenquna?”

fangyangkanleyixiatianse,xiyangyijingxixia:“zouba,dainichidacanqu。”