《这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!》 小说介绍
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《这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!》 第6章 免费试读
bansuizhekacayidaoqingxiang,fangmenbeiyidiandiandetuikai。
raner,haimeidengtamenwanquantaru,woshifangxiangjiuchuanlaiyizhenzhennvrendejiaoxiaosheng,shibushihainengtingdaonanrendehuiying。
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fangyangyishengtanxi,sihuzaoyouyuliaoyibanpailepaixiaohuodejianbang,haibudengtakaikouquanshuo。
xiaohuoxiangshibeijinudeshizi,liansetonghong,yanzhongshanshuozhefennuyubuganxunsuchongxiangwoshi,duizhefangjianfennudepaoxiaodao:“zhanglei!!zheigenvrenshishei!!”
tingdaozheishengpaoxiao,fangyanghesheyingshidangchangjiumengbile,ruzaoleiji!
啥玩意?
张磊?
zheimingziquedingshiyigenvrendemingzi?zenmetingzhexiangnande?
jianjiandandandeyijuhuazhijiejifangyangxiaonaoganweisuole,cpudoukuaishaohule。
pobujidaidezoudaowoshimenkou,chaolimiankanqu。
zhijianwoshiliyinanyinvtangzaibeiwolizhiluchuyigetou,yanshenlichongmanlejingkong。
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zhinengyingzhetoupikaikoudao:“baobei...bushinixiangdeneiyangde,nixiangxinwo。”
宝贝?
**?
这到底是捉谁的奸?
fangyanghesheyingshiduishiyiyan,mianmianxiangqu。
xiaohuozaitingdaobaobeilianggezizhihou,budanmeiyouxiaoqi,fanergengjiabaozao,fennurutonghuoshanbaofayiban,chongshangqianqu,duizhezhangleijiushiyibazhanghuleguoqu。
啪~~
“渣男!!”
“nibushishuonizhixihuanwoma?”
“neinigaosuwo,zheigenvrenshishei!!”
zhibojiandewangyoukandaozheiliqideyimu,quandoujingdaile。
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——【woshenzhidoujieshoulenvshengjiaozhanglei,jieguonigaosuwojuqingshizheimefazhande?】
——【woganjuecpukuaishaodiaole,zheishishenmeguanxi,youdianmeng!】
——【wofanchuqushiyinweiwozhidao,yigebiwogengyouzigeainiderenhuilaile!dangwokandaolouxiajujideren,wojiuzhidao,aiyigerenshizangbuzhude。】
——【tingdaozhangleidediyishunjian,woyiweishibeihaoxiongditoujiale,haojiahuo,yuanlaihaikeyizheimewan?】
——【zheirenwojianguo,zoudehenanxiang,neitianfenghenda,huoyeshaodewang,guhuihaiguntang,jiarenhenjianqiang,meiyoudiaoyanlei,haizaidamajiang。】
——【yuwenlaoshi:xijieni?shuxuelaoshi:guochengni?yingyulaoshi:fayinni?yinlelaoshi:yindiaoni?dililaoshi:weizhini?meishulaoshi:huamianni?wulilaoshi:shijianni?huaxuelaoshi:fanyingni?zhengzhilaoshi:sixiangni?lishilaoshi:jiluni?tiyulaoshi:liduni?wudaolaoshi:dongzuoni?banzhurenlaoshi:jieguoni?shengwulaoshi:haizini?】
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zhangleiwuzhefahongdelian,muguangzhuozhuodekanzhexiaohuoyijuhuayeshuobuchukou。
tazhidao,ciqingcijing,wuluntaruhebianjie,douxiandecangbaiwuli。
ketadechenmobingbunenghuanlaixiaohuodexiaoqi,jiulianpangbiandenvrenyetuiletuizhanglei,chalichaqidehandao:“laogong,nishuohuaya~~”
jinjiezheqishixiongxiongdikanxiangxiaohuo,dashenghechidao:“womenshizhenai,nicaishixiaosan,womendourenshishiduonianle,zhibuguoyizhidoushilanyanzhijideguanxi。”
“shihuagaosuni,womenzaojiushuiguole,niyaoshiyoudianxiuchixin,jiuzijuedegundan。”
“ni..nimen!!”xiaohuobenjiuzaiqitoushang,nahaijingdeqizheime**。
kanzhenvrenneiyifuxiaozhangdezuilian,hunshenzhibuzhudezhandou,shenshangxiansufengkuangbiaosheng。
xiayimiao,jingtouyebuhuidechongchuwoshi,zhibenchufang。
bansuizheyizhenpingpingpangpangdejinshupengzhuangsheng,xiaohuoshouchicaidaoshuangyantonghongdezoulejinlai,yanshenzhongchongmanlefennuhejuewang,dayouyifushourenjianfu**xuesadangchangdejiashi。
fangyangjianzhuang,lianmangshangqianyibu,jinjinbaozhuxiaohuo,burangtazuochuchongdongdejudong。
“lengjingdian!biechongdong!”
xiaohuozhengzhazhe,xiangyaozhengtuofangyangdeshufu,yaoyaqiechidekanzhechuangshangliangren,chenshengpaoxiaodao:“dashi!!nifangkaiwo,woyaogentamentongguiyujin。”
hedeliangrenduozaibeiwolisesefadou,duoduosuosuodenahan:“jiuming!jiuminga!!”
buguohaozaifangyangbaozhexiaohuo,renpingtaruhezhengzhadoubukenengzhengtuo。
“nixiantingwoshuo,biechongdong!!”
“xiangyaobaofutamenwanquanmeibiyaobazijidajinqu,wokeyibangni!!”
cihuayichu,xiaohuoshenseyidun,yankuangzhongdexinghongxunsutunqu,jingedewendao:“dashi,nishuodeshizhendema?”
fangyanghuanhuancongtashouzhongduoxiacaidao,renzhendedianlediantou:“woshenmeshihoupianguoni?”
“ruguowojintianbugenniyiqiguolai,nidexueguangzhizaiqibushiyaoyingyan?”
“jiranwoshoulenideqian,jiubiranyaobangnipolecijie。”
xiaohuoyitingdaoxueguangzhizai,tongkongmengdeyisuo,wanghoutuileyibu。
是啊!!
ruguogangcaibushifangyanglanzhe,tajintiankongpazhendeyaoyingjiele。
daoshihoukebushiliudianxueneimejiandan,wanyibuxiaoxinbarenjigale,neitakongpayenantaoyisi。
xiangdaozheili,xiaohuotoushangdelenghanzhibuzhudemaolexialai,danaokuaisulengjing,butingdeshenhuxipingfuxinqing。
fangyangpailepaitadejianbang,dandanyixiao:“qishixiangbaofutamen,genbenbuxuyaonizijidongshou,zhixuyaodagebaojingdianhuajiuxingle。”
“ng?”xiaohuochayidewendao:“baojing?shuoshenme?shuotamentoujian?”
“dangranbushi!”fangyangxiaozhezhixiangchuangtoujupangbiandelajitong:“nizixikankanlimianyoushenme。”
cihuayichu,chuangshangdeliangrenlianseshashijiancanbai,diyishijianxiangyaoquqiangduolajitong,quefaxianziji**,zhinengduozaibeizili。
xiaohuojimangzoushangqianqu,yiyanjiukandaolimianyoulianggezhentouheyixiekanbudongdebaozhuanghe。
“dashi..zheishishenme?”
fangyangmeiyouhuidatadewenti,ershimuguangkanxiangzhangleidegebo。
shangmiansuiranhuazheyidapiandewenshen,danruguozixikan,mimimamadezhenkongruoyinruoxian。
“haibumingbaima?lajitonglidezhentouhebaozhuanghe,ruguowomeicaicuoyinggaishidupinhezhusheyongde。”fangyangchenshengjieshidao:“zhangleigeboshangdezhenkong,shuomingtazhangqizaizhushedupin。”
xiaohuowenyan,dengdaleyanjing,manliandezhenjinghebukesiyi。
kanxiangchuangshangdeliangren,zhijiantamenmianrutuse,sesefadou,xianranshibeifangyangdehuahedaole。
“zhanglei!!yiqianwowennigeboshangdezhenkongshizenmelaide,nigaosuwoshiwenshenhouyizheng,yuanlainiyizhidouzaixidu!!!”
“haowahaowa!!niyeyoujintian!!”
“baojingba,jiushuowomenfaxianleyisifeifayaowudezhengju。”fangyangguoduandishuo,“jingchahuilaichulizheiyiqiede。”
xiaohuomeiyouyouyu,likenaqileshouji,bodalebaojingdianhua,renpingzhangleiruhedaoqianquanshuo,tadouwudongyuzhong。
ershiduofenzhonghou,jidujinggandaoxianchang。
tamenkandaoneixiezhentouhebaozhuanghe,likemingbaileshiqingdeyanzhongxing,xunsukongzhichuangshangdeliangren。
dangchangliyongbianxieshizhipuyiduitamendetoufajinxinglejiance。
jieguosihaomeiyouchuhufangyangdeyuliao,liangrendouxidule!!
bujinruci,jidujinghaizaitamendeyifukoudaizhongsouchudaliangdedupin,bingzaitamendeshoujishangfaxianfanmaidezhengju。
zheixiahao,liangrenchedishayan,busiyedetuocengpi。
dasitamenyemeixiangdaojintianzhishitougeqing,zheibeizidajinqule。
xiaohuoyemeixiangdaozhangleibujinzijixi,haifanmai。
dekuijintianjueliebatajizhuaqilai,buranrizijiule,natiandongchuangshifa,liantadoukenengbeilianlei。
xiangdaojintiandezhongzhong,limazhuantoukanxiangpangbiandefangyang,putongyishengguilexialaikeleyigexiangtou:“ganxiedashijiumingzhien。”
fangyangganmangbatafuqilaixiaozheyaoleyaotou:“jiunidebushiwo,shiniziji!”
“jiranshiqingyijingjiejue,pindaoyegailikaile。”
“福生无量!”
“dengyixiadashi!”xiaohuoganmangcongkoudaitaochuqianbao,balimiansuoyoudeqiandounalechulai,yibasaijinfangyangshouzhong:“dashi,zheishiwodexinyi,xiwangninengshouxia。”
fangyangganshouzheshouzhonghouhoudeyitaqian,xinlidoukuailekaihuale。
danlianshanghaishizhuangchuyifuyundanfengqingdeyangzi:“yehao,bangnipojieshiyin,shoulenideqian,shiguo。”
“rujin,woliangyinguoliangqing。”
shuowanbiantouyebuhuidezoule。
xiaohuoshuangshouheshiduizhefangyangdebeiyingshenshenjuleyigegong。
zhibojiandewangyoucikequandouzhaguole。
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——【bujinxiduhaifandu,zuibukeshu!!zhidaozanmenguojiashenmezhiyesiwanglvzuigaoma?jiushijidujing!wozhiqiankandaoguoyigeduanpian,yigejidujingfangjiaqujienverfangxue,jieguonversihuozhuangzuoburenshita,wuluntazenmeshuodouyizhimentouzoubudaliren。zhidaozoulehaoyuan,xiaonvhaiqingxuzaiyekongzhibuzhukulechulai,taduizhebabashuoleju:bushinishuo,renduodeshihouyaojiazhuangburenshima?】
——【zheijiushiweishenmexidudeyirenjianjuebuyunxufuchudeyuanyin,dupinhaileduoshaoren,haisileduoshaojidujing,tamenwodibeizhuazhudeshihou,neidoushichaosilizhemoa,buganxiangxiangneideyouduojuewang,yirenbenlaijiushigongzhongrenwu,ruguotamenxidukeyibeiyuanliang,neifensimenjianghuifenfenxiaofang,duideqineixiefenzhanzaiyixiandejidujingma!】
——【bushi...nimennandaomeifaxiandaozhangyetaizhunleba?zhiqianshuosongyinyuan,tasongle。xiawushuoxiaohuojialiyouzangdongxi,suanzhunle,youdupin。shuotayouxueguangzhizai,yezhunle,ruguobushidaozhanglanzhekendingyaojianxue,shuotayaobeiyigenvrenshanghai,woyikaishihaiyiweishitaduixiang,jieguowoxiangduileyiban,quezenmeyemeixiangdaoneigenvrenshitadeqingdi!!】
——【qiaoheba,wokanleyishangwudezhibo,daozhangsuanmingquankaohuyou,lianwomenjiafujintianqiaolaotoudouburu,tazhiqianhaishuorenjiayoutaohuayundanshiyaodao120suicailai,zheibushihuyouguini。】
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liangkaixiaoquhou,sheyingshipobujidaidecuicudao:“ge,tagangcaijinileduoshaoqiana?”
fangyangliezuiyixiao,congkoudaitaochuqianyizhangyizhangshuleqilai。
“**!!2000!shuang!”sheyingshirenbuzhujinghudao。
“keke~~danding!!”
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fangyangdandanyixiao,“caide!”
“zhiqianwokanleyixiacheku,bingbushihenyongji,qitadifangyeyouchewei。”
“ruguoshini,nihuidingzheyigerendecheweitingma?”
sheyingshiyaoleyaotou:“neikendingbuhui,bushizhaomame。”
jinjizhehuangrandawudao:“suoyi...tashiguyitingzaineili,jiushiweilerangxiaohuojitadadianhualainuoche?”
“**!!zheifangfajuelea,genbenbuyongdanxinbeituranzhuojianzaichuang,erqiehaishizhengzhujitamentongfengbaoxin。”
fangyangxiaozhedianlediantou:“danyoudeshihou,renwangwangcongmingfanbeicongmingwu。”
“ruguotabuzheimezuo,womenyecaibudaoxiaohuojialiyouren。”
“daoshihouhuiquhenrongyidacaojingshe,zhiyaobushizhuojianzaichuang,tamendouyouliyouhejiekou,bijingneigezhangleizhiqianbuxihuannvren,henrongyihunongguoqu。”
sheyingshichensizhedianlediantou:“queshi,neixianzaiwomenquna?”
fangyangkanleyixiatianse,xiyangyijingxixia:“zouba,dainichidacanqu。”
这道长能处,算命就送女朋友!