sheyingshikanzhelaoshenzaizaidefangyang，renjingdaile。
这特么也行？
congzhiqiannvrenhezhanandeduihuakeyitingdechu，taxianzaizhejijiehun，erqiexiangzhaoyigegaoxuelidenanren。
erneigesuanmingdenanzi，wanquanfuhetadetiaojian，shenzhichaochuxuduo，zhangdeyouxiannianqing，tameiyouliyoubuxihuan。
zaikanzheigenvde，suirannianlingyebijiaodachaoguo30sui，danjiucongzhiqianzhananningyuanpaoqiduoniandenvpengyouyeyaogentaxiangqin，jiukeyixiangxiangchutadezhangxiangjueduimeiwenti。
zheiyangdelianggerencoudaoyiqi，bushuotianzuozhihe，danqimayeshiaotuyouzhia！
万一真的成了。
fangyangqianzhuandaole，nandemanyile，nvdeyemanyile。
hezhezheijianshisuoyourendouganjuezijizhuanleshiba？
这就离谱。
renjiasuanmingkaohuyou，niwanzhendea！
zheibubineixiezhihuimozuipideshengunyaolihaideduo？zhishaoyoushitazhenshang！
jiuzaisheyingshifadaizhishi，erpangchuanlaifangyangdecuicusheng：“kuaikuai，ganjingenshangqu，kankanjuqingzenmefazhan。”
“好！”
liangrennieshouniejiaodechaozhexinanfangzouqu，neimoyang，kanqilaijiuxiangshizuozeiside。
dengdaotamenlaidaotingzifujindedashuxiashi，ganghaonengkandaolimianzhanzheyinanyinv。
liangrencikequandoushijingyadeshense，liandazhaohudoubuhuile。
neibiaoqingjiuxiangshiwangbakanlvdou——duishangyanle。
benyiweisuanmingdezhishigehuyou，sheichengxiangyouyuanrenzhendelaile。
fangyangduozaihoumian，kanzheliangrenyizhiduishibushuohua，jidezhiduojiao。
kejiuzaitazhunbeinongdiandongjingtishizhiji，nanzikaikoule。
“xiaowan？”tadeshengyinweiweiyouxiezhandou，daizheyisibuquedingheqidai。
“zhanghao？”lixiaowandengdashuangyan，yanshenlichongmanlejingxiheyihuo。
tabuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，zheigezhanzaitamianqianderen，jingranshiduonianweijiandegaozhongtongxue。
liangrenduishizhe，yanzhongdeguangmangyuelaiyueliang，fangfonenggouzhaoliangbicidexinling。
“zhendeshini！”zhanghaomanliandexingfen，jidongdexiaodao：“wo...wojianzhibuganxiangxin，yijingkuaishinianmeijianleba？nizenhuichuxianzaizheili！”
xingxushitaijingya，yilianchuanwenlehaojigewenti。
“我..”
raner，lixiaowanquelengzhule。
naohailihuixiangqizhiqianfangyangshuodeneixiehua，tazongbunengkaikoushuozijishilaizhaoyouyuanrendeba？zheiyetaixiuchile！！
xiangzhexiangzhe，liandoubuzijuedehongle：“shiya..kuaishinianle..nideyangzizenmeyidiandoumeibian。”
zhanghaogangadenaolenaotou，shaxiaodao：“niyemeibian。”
duozaihoumiandesheyingshijingdaile。
zhangdazuibayilianzhenjingdekanxiangfangyangyanleyankoushui：“bushi..ge..nishihuagaosuwo，nishibushishenxian？”
“renjiayuelaonahongxianqianyinyuan，niyonggangsi？”
“ge..yaobunikankanwo...bangwoyeqianyizhuangyinyuanbei。”
fangyangbailetayiyan，tiaoletiaomeixiaodao：“yexiangyaogenvpengyou？？”
“嗯嗯，想！”
“nibaerduocouguolai，woqiaoqiaogaosuni。”
sheyingshiwenyanganmangbatouceguoquzixilingting。
zhitingdaoerbianchuanlaiqingqingdediyu：“suanmingma？suanmingjiujiqianhongxian。”
“**！”sheyingshihedeyigejiling，dunshiqingxingguolaikuxiaozhebaibaishou：“bie...wohaishijixuzichanzixiaoba。”
zhibojiandewangyouyigegedouxiaomale。
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——【qishizhuinvhaizimeineimenan，zhiyaonikenhuaxinsi，huashijian，huaqiandaitamenchihaochide，dongximaihaokande，manmande，nijiuhuifaxian，shenmejiaodashuipiao。】
——【shangxueshihou，youyitiannvshenxiusededuiwoshuo：“nizhidaoma，tongxuemensixiadoushuowomenshiyidui...”tingwanwodangshijiunule，nayouzheimezaoyaode，chongzhequanbantongxuedahan：“made，nabuchuzhengju，laozinongsinimen！”】
——【shengrenbugankaikou，shurenbuganxiashou，pinglunqudeduanzishou，xiaxianhoudedanshengou。duodeguofanhuadeye，taobuguowurendejie，woxiwangyiweifupokanchuanwodechengqiang，siliaowoxiexie。】
——【xiangxiangyixia，ruguoshinianzhihounijiehunle，xiaohaihenfan，nilaogongshinibingbushihenxihuanderen，tiantianxiabanduizhezheigewuqudenanren，meiyougoutongdeyuwang，haiziyishizhuxingyaoniguan，butinghuayaonijiao，neigeshihounihuibuhuihouhuijintianmeiyoudiankaiwodetouxiangfayiju:zaima?gege。】
——【gaozhongdeshihou，laobankaibanhuishi，bankaiwanxiaodeshuo:“xianzaitanlianaijiushijibierenyanglaopo。”wojuedehenyoudaoli，kehoumiandediaosituranjidongdeshuo:“bierendelaopo，xiangxiangdouxingfena...”】
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suizheliangrendexiangren，jiuxiangshidakailepanduolademoheyiban，huatiruquanshuibanyongxianyichajieyicha，genbenliaobuwan。
neijingxidebiaoqing，yijiyabuxialaidexiaorong，douzaiweizheichangjiubiezhongfengertianlejifenwenxinyutianmi。
zhanghaobijiaomiantian，daduodoushilixiaowanzaishuo，shuangyankanzheyanqiandenvren，yanshendoukuaiyaolasile。
fangyangtingleyihuiqiangjiao，juedemeishayisi，bianhuidaotanweijixusuanmingzhuanqian。
zhidaozhongwuzhunbeishoutanchifandeshihou，buyuanchuyinanyinvyoushuoyouxiaodezouleguolai。
zhanghaodiyishijiancongqianbaolitaochuyitazixianjin，jicongcongdizoushanglai，baqiansaijinfangyangshouzhong。
lianshangdaizhejiqieyuchengken，yuqizhongtouluzhehuiwu：“dashi，nishizhenzhengdegaorena，zhiqianshiwoyouyanwuzhu，wozaizheijinindaoqianle。”
“dengwohuiquhou，woyidingjinixuanchuanxuanchuan，nitaishenle！”
“zheixieqiansuanshiwozhiqianduinibujingdebuchang。”
huayingangluo，lixiaowanyecongtaochushoujiduizhezhuoshangdeerweimasaoleguoqu。
henkuaijiutingdao，daozhang2000yuandexiaoxi。
“dashi，zheiqiansuanshiwodeguaqian，zhiqianduoyoudezui，xiwangnidarenyoudaliang，bieshengqi。”
“huitouwoliangyaoshijiehunle，ninyidingyaolai，daoshihouzaijininbaogedahongbao！”
tingdaojiehunlianggezi，sheyingshijingdaile。
yilianjingedewendao：“zheizheizhei..zheimekuaijiuyaojiehunle？”
“shia！”lixiaowanmiandaixiusedexiaodao：“qishi..gaozhongneihuiwoliangjiuxianghuxihuan，youzhigenzhidide，xianzaidou30duosuile，meibiyaolangfeishijiantanduixiangle。”
懵了！
sheyingshizhiganjuenaoguaziwengwengde，xiangshizaizuomeng。
fangyangdandanyixiao，zuochuyifufengqingyundandeyangzi：“fushengwuliangtianzun。”
“niliangbenshenjiuyouyuan。”
“yudaowo，zhishibangnimenjieyuan。”
“xianzainimenhailewoyuan，yesuanshiliangqingle。”
“shuoshenmebaodazhien，rihounimenruoshirechuhuolai，bubapindaogongchulaijiuxingle。”
tingdaozheihua，liangrenquandouhuangrandawu，yifuxuxinshoujiaodeyangzi。
“记住了大师！”
yifanhanxuankeqizhihou，sheyingshikanzheliangrenliqudebeiying，bujiedewendao：“gangcaiweishaneimeshuoa，tamenyaoshijiehunle，bushihaiyouyibiqianzhuanma？”
fangyangbiyidechouletayiyan：“yitiandaowanjiuzhidaoqianqianqian，nidiaoqianyanliqule？”
“biekantaliangxianzairujiaosiqide，wanyijiehunhouxinggebuhe，daoshihounaomaodundajia，shenzhigaren，zuihousuanwotoushangzaban？”
“zanmenxiudaode，bunengzhanrantaiduoyinguo，rongyizhanghongmao，buliyufeisheng！”
“azhei...”sheyingshimangrandekanzhefangyang。
“ge..nishihuagaosuwo，nishibushizhendehuiqianyinyuan？”
fangyangwuyudebailetayiyan：“doushenmeniandaile，haifengjianmixin，yaoxiangxinkexue。”
“keshi...zheiyetailipuleba，neinizhiqianhaidayingdeneimexinshidandande，yaoshineinvdebuchuxian，nizaban？”
“zheijiandana！”fangyangsonglesongjian，wusuoweidehuidao：“jiuyitaneitiaojian，bieshuozhaoge30suide，zhaoge20jisuidexiaoguniangdoumeiwenti。”
“wojidezheigongyuanfujinyougexiangqinjiao，daoshihoubatadeqingkuangyishuo，neikejiubushiyigeyouyuanrenle。”
“youyuanrendepaidui！！”
cihuayichu，sheyingshidangchangmengbi。
zhenggerenyanzhuzidouyaodenglechulai。
我尼玛！！
还能这样玩？
tazhiganjuezijidenaohuiluyoudianbugouyongle。
buguangshita，zhibojiandewangyouyedourenmale。
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——【hunjiesuanmingyitihua，zheisuanshikaifachuquanxindeshangyemoshilema？wofangfozhuazhuleshangji，xiongdimen，dengwohaoxiaoxi！】
——【zheiyiboxialai，qianzhuandaole，nvpengyouyoule，nanpengyouyezhaodaole，neimehuashuohuilai，daodisheikuile？】
——【hunjiesuodasiyexiangbudao，gandiaotamendebushitongxing，ershishisuanmingde！】
——【haibieshuo，zheiyougaotoua，zhiqianjingchangzaidianshishangkandaoyoudenvhaifumubijiaomixin，zhaogesuanmingdedaihuijia，yidunhuyou，budantongyijiehun，haimianlecailiqian。】
——【yiqianwoduisuanmingbuxieyigu，xianzaiwozhuzhenxuexi...wojiuxiangwenwen，youmeiyoudashi..zaixiandeng！ji！！niyouyibaohuazidiuzaiwojialile。】
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huiguoshenhou，sheyingshixingfendewendao：“ge..gangcaitamenyigongjileduoshaoqian？”
fangyangtaochuqianshuleshu：“2000zheng！”
嘶~~
sheyingshibuyoudedaoxiyikouliangqi。
“2000jia2000，zaijiazhiqiande500，zheiyibojiuzhuanle4500a，wodetian！”
“zheicaidiyitianshangwujiuzhuanlezheimeduo，genitainiule！”
zheirangtaganjueyoudianbutaizhenshi。
yuanbenjiemuzubatafenpeidaoyigedaoshidangsheyingshi，tahaiweicinanguolexujiu。
yinweitadejiangjingenxuanshoudechengjiguagou。
kewentishi，daoshinengduoguanma？
做梦想屁吃！
zaijiashangfangyangneibukaopudesuanmingfangshi，rangtadoububaoshenmeqiwangle。
jieguozheicaiyishangwu，jushishunjianfanzhuan。
zhinengshuofangyangzheibocaozuo，shizaishitaixiule。
yigesuanmingde，lengshibameipodeshijibanle。