chumen,tianrengranweiliang……
呼啦啦!
yidachuanyaochi,zhishaoqibajin,beibaozupofangjinfanbubaonei,suijidao:“zuobianjiudong,nifuze,youbianjiudong,wolai。”
“jintian,zhudingshiyicichongmanhanshuidelvcheng,zhiyaojianchizhu,mingri,jiunengxiuxi!”
“加油!”
linyi:“jia……jiayou……”
我滴个娘嘞!
cishicike,linyineixinmengbiwujixian。
shouzueryi,zhengdegendazhangside,hebini?
tongshi,linyiyezhongyumingbai,zijihebaozupo,daodishiteniangdeyouduoshaoqian!
zuobianjiudongyoubianjiudong?neibujiushishibadongloume?zaijiashangzijizhuzheiyidong,shijiudong!!!
shenshishiqudechengzhongcunnei,shijiudonglou!!!
zheidifang,zuiduosanwuniannei,biranchaiqian,daoshihouzhiduoshaoqian?pabushizhishaojishigeyidadi!
hekuang,jiusuanbuchaiqian,zheiyezuyirangzijidangyibeizixianyu,shenghuofuzu,zujindouchibuwanba?
“**,donglimanmana!!!”
lei?leishenmelei?jianzhijingshenbaibeihaoba!
shenzhi,linyihaihenqiguai,weihezijiabaozupohuirucirulindadi,shenzhijiugenyaoshangzhanchangside?
chumen,qishangpojiudezixinche,beizheyichuanyaochi,kaishiaijiaaihu,shouzu!
buduoshi,kongxiandefanbubao,kaishipengzhang……
linyiyezhongyumingbai,weihebaozupohuirucirulindadi!
“yuanlai……shouzujingranteniangdezheimelei?!!!”
laofangzi,meidianti,yidongqiceng,yicengbahu……
jiudong,depaduoshaolou,zouduoshaolu?
zoulujiusuanle,haidedaizheneimedayichuanyaochi,yiji……yuelaiyueduo、yuelaiyuezhongdexiaoqianqian。
wanquanjiushi‘fuzhongdengshan’haoba?
而且问题在于……
jinjinshouzusandongeryi,linyijiuyijingyudaosici‘**’,gengshixianxiebeiyige‘liumang’jituojinwofangqu!
他倒不是怕吃亏……
dan……pahuijiabeibaozupodachenggoua!
zhiyubaozupodeanquanwenti,linyidaoshisihaobuyongdanxin。
“meijicuodehua,baozuposhibaguamendangdaizhangmenren,ng……zhibuguomeiyouyigementu。suirangongfutanbushangchushenruhua,danjiusuanshiqibageshouchilengbingqidezhuanghan,yezhinengguaiguaibeidaguixiajiaogunainai……”
“woteniangyaoshizhenbeirenji**le……”
shunjianeryi,xiangdaozijihuijiahouneiqicandechangjing,linyidexinqing,biandewubijianding!
“mangliuerchongshideyitian,jiushizheimekuzaofaweiqiedandiao。ai~”
夜色降临……
linyizhongyudaolezijiamenkou,rouzhefazhangdejianbangyuguanleqianyibandeshuangtui,jihutanruanzaidi。
“完了?”
baozupoyejihuqianhoujiaohuilai,xiangduilinyilaishuo,daoshiyaoqingsongbushao。
“完了。”
“guoran,haishilianggerenbijiaoqingsong……”
baozupozhanyan,ruobaihuashengkai。
轻松个鬼啊!
linyijihukuchushenglai……
woteniangcaizhidao,yuanlaishouzujingranzheimelei!nanguaiqianshenfangzhezheimepiaoliangdexifuerbushouzhe,yaopaoquchuangshenmeye……
peipeipei,woteniangzenmehuiyouzheiyangdexiangfa?
zhiyushouzudechengguo,ziranshijiweixiren。
linyizijishoudaodezujin,chaoguowushiwan,baozuponeibian,yinggaiyebuhuishao。
yejiushishuo,meigeyue,jiusuanliangrenchushouzuzhiwaishayebugan,douyouguobaiwanruzhang~!
zheihaishimuqianchengzhongcunhuanjinghezhuangxiuyiban,suoyizujinhendideyuangu,fouze,zhishaofanshangjibei!
“ai,diyicijiandaozheimeduoqian,erqiezheiyufangwujiazhixiangbihaishijiuniuyimao,kexi,woteniangquegaoxingbuqilai!”
linyiyouzhedandandeyoushang,zhiyin……leidaotanruan。
一夜无话。
shuriqingchen,linyiyijiuganjuehunshensuanruanfali,danbaozupoqueshishencaiyiyi,feidanyidazaobianzhunbeilezaocan,shenzhihailazhelinyiyitongqujingyingxiaodian……
suihou,jielianjitiandoushiruci。
linyiyesihushiyinglezheibanshenghuo,daoshichongshierkuaile,suiranduibaozuposhizhinengkanbunengpeng,danyoukexueyanjiubiaoming,jingchangkanmeinv,nengyanshoubushi?
baozupobianshiyidengyidemeinv,napashiweilezhangmingbaisui,linyiyejueding,zijiyidingyaoduokanjiyan!
……
zheiyiri,rishangsangan,baozugongbaozupoerrenzu,caizaizhuduozukedezhaohushengxia,laidaodianpu。
zhiyuweihelaizheimewan,ziranshiyinweizuotianwanshanghaidetaiwan……
fanzhengbuqueqian,kaidianyechuncuishiweilexingquhexiaomoshijianeryi,ziranbuyongneimexunguidaoju,xiangshenmeshihoulai,jiushenmeshihoulai!
erkaidianguochengzhong,baozupobianfuzezaihouchuzhuya,linyifuzeqiekuaiyufuwuyuandegongzuo,daoshixiangdeyizhang,dapeidehenhao。
……
“dajiahao,woshixiaocai~!”
chengzhongcunrukouchu,yiduiqinglvlutou,danyuzhongbutongdeshi,nanxingnazhe**ganyushouji,jiangliangrenpaijinlehuamianzhong。
“hei,kankanzheishinaer?”
“meixiangdaoba?!zanmenshenshijingranyeyouchengzhongcun,erqiehaibuxiao!”
xiaocaishiyigejiaoxiaodemeizhi,kanshangquhenshikeai,suiranzhishijiandandechuanzhe,danquenengjirenyizhongshufuqieganjingdeganjue。
“aiya,dizhi?suibianwangshangyisoujiuzhidao,wojiubushuole,miandeyourenshuowonaqiandaguanggao。”
“dajiayedouzhidao,zheishenshidemeishi,duoduoshaoshaowodouyijingchiguo,zuoweiyigechibo,ziranshiyaobuduanxunzhaoxindesucai。”
“suoyi,woouranjiantingshuo,zheichengzhongcunnei,youyijiayatangfan,haochibuguihainengwuxianxuyarou,jintian,jiudaidajialaiyitanjiujing,zanmenzouzhe!”
xiaocaiyilushangbengbengtiaotiao,xiangshigewuyouwulvdexiaoyatou,rangfujinzhirendouhenhaoqi……
“neiyatouganshenmede?”
“ziyanziyu,paishipinniba?”
liangxiaxiangqidelaotouniyiyanwoyiyu,yebuzaiyi。
“woshuoniliangshichouqilouzihaibuxin!renjianeishizaiwanzhiboni!”
“zhibo?shenmewanyier?”
“nianqingrendewanyier,nimenbudong~!”
“hei,budongjiubudongba,youshenmede?”
“xiaqixiaqi,jixujixu,kanwoshadaonijiaolaoge!”
……
“yatangfan,kanlaijiushizheierle,zou,zanmenjinqu!”
dianwaichuanlaideshengyin,ranglinyilailejingshen……yishangwule,yigekerendoumeiyou,wuliaowa!
raner,tayitaitou,shunjianzhoumei。
“zhibo?erqiemeijicuodehua……tayinggaishixiaocaiba?”
wangluozhibozheigexingye,benjiushilinyiyishoudaihuo,rujinsuiranyeyoujijiagenfengdezhibowangzhan,danchengqihoude,yejiulinyisuochuangjiande‘yiban’zhibopingtai……
erzuoweizhuchuangzhe,linyizhiqianziranduipingtaijiweiguanzhu,qizhongdedazhubo,tayedoukanguoxiexuzhibopianduan。
xiaocaishitongweishenshiren,budanshishaojiandechibo,haishichibozhongdekangbazi,linyishunjianbianrenlechulai。
dangran,tarenshixiaocai,xiaocaiqueburenshita。
“burenshiyehao,miandetuzengfannaoyuganga。”
“danmeixiangdao,bei‘yiban’saodichumenzhihou,diyicijiechuzhibo,jingranshiqinzishangjing……”
yaotouyixiao,linyishangqian:“liangweiqingzuo。”