第3章 有客自远方来

chumen,tianrengranweiliang……

呼啦啦!

yidachuanyaochi,zhishaoqibajin,beibaozupofangjinfanbubaonei,suijidao:“zuobianjiudong,nifuze,youbianjiudong,wolai。”

“jintian,zhudingshiyicichongmanhanshuidelvcheng,zhiyaojianchizhu,mingri,jiunengxiuxi!”

“加油!”

linyi:“jia……jiayou……”

我滴个娘嘞!

cishicike,linyineixinmengbiwujixian。

shouzueryi,zhengdegendazhangside,hebini?

tongshi,linyiyezhongyumingbai,zijihebaozupo,daodishiteniangdeyouduoshaoqian!

zuobianjiudongyoubianjiudong?neibujiushishibadongloume?zaijiashangzijizhuzheiyidong,shijiudong!!!

shenshishiqudechengzhongcunnei,shijiudonglou!!!

zheidifang,zuiduosanwuniannei,biranchaiqian,daoshihouzhiduoshaoqian?pabushizhishaojishigeyidadi!

hekuang,jiusuanbuchaiqian,zheiyezuyirangzijidangyibeizixianyu,shenghuofuzu,zujindouchibuwanba?

“**,donglimanmana!!!”

lei?leishenmelei?jianzhijingshenbaibeihaoba!

shenzhi,linyihaihenqiguai,weihezijiabaozupohuirucirulindadi,shenzhijiugenyaoshangzhanchangside?

chumen,qishangpojiudezixinche,beizheyichuanyaochi,kaishiaijiaaihu,shouzu!

buduoshi,kongxiandefanbubao,kaishipengzhang……

linyiyezhongyumingbai,weihebaozupohuirucirulindadi!

“yuanlai……shouzujingranteniangdezheimelei?!!!”

laofangzi,meidianti,yidongqiceng,yicengbahu……

jiudong,depaduoshaolou,zouduoshaolu?

zoulujiusuanle,haidedaizheneimedayichuanyaochi,yiji……yuelaiyueduo、yuelaiyuezhongdexiaoqianqian。

wanquanjiushi‘fuzhongdengshan’haoba?

而且问题在于……

jinjinshouzusandongeryi,linyijiuyijingyudaosici‘**’,gengshixianxiebeiyige‘liumang’jituojinwofangqu!

他倒不是怕吃亏……

dan……pahuijiabeibaozupodachenggoua!

zhiyubaozupodeanquanwenti,linyidaoshisihaobuyongdanxin。

“meijicuodehua,baozuposhibaguamendangdaizhangmenren,ng……zhibuguomeiyouyigementu。suirangongfutanbushangchushenruhua,danjiusuanshiqibageshouchilengbingqidezhuanghan,yezhinengguaiguaibeidaguixiajiaogunainai……”

“woteniangyaoshizhenbeirenji**le……”

shunjianeryi,xiangdaozijihuijiahouneiqicandechangjing,linyidexinqing,biandewubijianding!

“mangliuerchongshideyitian,jiushizheimekuzaofaweiqiedandiao。ai~”

夜色降临……

linyizhongyudaolezijiamenkou,rouzhefazhangdejianbangyuguanleqianyibandeshuangtui,jihutanruanzaidi。

“完了?”

baozupoyejihuqianhoujiaohuilai,xiangduilinyilaishuo,daoshiyaoqingsongbushao。

“完了。”

“guoran,haishilianggerenbijiaoqingsong……”

baozupozhanyan,ruobaihuashengkai。

轻松个鬼啊!

linyijihukuchushenglai……

woteniangcaizhidao,yuanlaishouzujingranzheimelei!nanguaiqianshenfangzhezheimepiaoliangdexifuerbushouzhe,yaopaoquchuangshenmeye……

peipeipei,woteniangzenmehuiyouzheiyangdexiangfa?

zhiyushouzudechengguo,ziranshijiweixiren。

linyizijishoudaodezujin,chaoguowushiwan,baozuponeibian,yinggaiyebuhuishao。

yejiushishuo,meigeyue,jiusuanliangrenchushouzuzhiwaishayebugan,douyouguobaiwanruzhang~!

zheihaishimuqianchengzhongcunhuanjinghezhuangxiuyiban,suoyizujinhendideyuangu,fouze,zhishaofanshangjibei!

“ai,diyicijiandaozheimeduoqian,erqiezheiyufangwujiazhixiangbihaishijiuniuyimao,kexi,woteniangquegaoxingbuqilai!”

linyiyouzhedandandeyoushang,zhiyin……leidaotanruan。

一夜无话。

shuriqingchen,linyiyijiuganjuehunshensuanruanfali,danbaozupoqueshishencaiyiyi,feidanyidazaobianzhunbeilezaocan,shenzhihailazhelinyiyitongqujingyingxiaodian……

suihou,jielianjitiandoushiruci。

linyiyesihushiyinglezheibanshenghuo,daoshichongshierkuaile,suiranduibaozuposhizhinengkanbunengpeng,danyoukexueyanjiubiaoming,jingchangkanmeinv,nengyanshoubushi?

baozupobianshiyidengyidemeinv,napashiweilezhangmingbaisui,linyiyejueding,zijiyidingyaoduokanjiyan!

……

zheiyiri,rishangsangan,baozugongbaozupoerrenzu,caizaizhuduozukedezhaohushengxia,laidaodianpu。

zhiyuweihelaizheimewan,ziranshiyinweizuotianwanshanghaidetaiwan……

fanzhengbuqueqian,kaidianyechuncuishiweilexingquhexiaomoshijianeryi,ziranbuyongneimexunguidaoju,xiangshenmeshihoulai,jiushenmeshihoulai!

erkaidianguochengzhong,baozupobianfuzezaihouchuzhuya,linyifuzeqiekuaiyufuwuyuandegongzuo,daoshixiangdeyizhang,dapeidehenhao。

……

“dajiahao,woshixiaocai~!”

chengzhongcunrukouchu,yiduiqinglvlutou,danyuzhongbutongdeshi,nanxingnazhe**ganyushouji,jiangliangrenpaijinlehuamianzhong。

“hei,kankanzheishinaer?”

“meixiangdaoba?!zanmenshenshijingranyeyouchengzhongcun,erqiehaibuxiao!”

xiaocaishiyigejiaoxiaodemeizhi,kanshangquhenshikeai,suiranzhishijiandandechuanzhe,danquenengjirenyizhongshufuqieganjingdeganjue。

“aiya,dizhi?suibianwangshangyisoujiuzhidao,wojiubushuole,miandeyourenshuowonaqiandaguanggao。”

“dajiayedouzhidao,zheishenshidemeishi,duoduoshaoshaowodouyijingchiguo,zuoweiyigechibo,ziranshiyaobuduanxunzhaoxindesucai。”

“suoyi,woouranjiantingshuo,zheichengzhongcunnei,youyijiayatangfan,haochibuguihainengwuxianxuyarou,jintian,jiudaidajialaiyitanjiujing,zanmenzouzhe!”

xiaocaiyilushangbengbengtiaotiao,xiangshigewuyouwulvdexiaoyatou,rangfujinzhirendouhenhaoqi……

“neiyatouganshenmede?”

“ziyanziyu,paishipinniba?”

liangxiaxiangqidelaotouniyiyanwoyiyu,yebuzaiyi。

“woshuoniliangshichouqilouzihaibuxin!renjianeishizaiwanzhiboni!”

“zhibo?shenmewanyier?”

“nianqingrendewanyier,nimenbudong~!”

“hei,budongjiubudongba,youshenmede?”

“xiaqixiaqi,jixujixu,kanwoshadaonijiaolaoge!”

……

“yatangfan,kanlaijiushizheierle,zou,zanmenjinqu!”

dianwaichuanlaideshengyin,ranglinyilailejingshen……yishangwule,yigekerendoumeiyou,wuliaowa!

raner,tayitaitou,shunjianzhoumei。

“zhibo?erqiemeijicuodehua……tayinggaishixiaocaiba?”

wangluozhibozheigexingye,benjiushilinyiyishoudaihuo,rujinsuiranyeyoujijiagenfengdezhibowangzhan,danchengqihoude,yejiulinyisuochuangjiande‘yiban’zhibopingtai……

erzuoweizhuchuangzhe,linyizhiqianziranduipingtaijiweiguanzhu,qizhongdedazhubo,tayedoukanguoxiexuzhibopianduan。

xiaocaishitongweishenshiren,budanshishaojiandechibo,haishichibozhongdekangbazi,linyishunjianbianrenlechulai。

dangran,tarenshixiaocai,xiaocaiqueburenshita。

“burenshiyehao,miandetuzengfannaoyuganga。”

“danmeixiangdao,bei‘yiban’saodichumenzhihou,diyicijiechuzhibo,jingranshiqinzishangjing……”

yaotouyixiao,linyishangqian:“liangweiqingzuo。”